southerncunt Posted May 4, 2020 Report Share Posted May 4, 2020 Just now, 'eavensabove said: Stand-up and say that. I liked the undertaker gag. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted May 4, 2020 Report Share Posted May 4, 2020 2 minutes ago, southerncunt said: I liked the undertaker gag. Thanks Eventually yours 'eavensabove Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted May 6, 2020 Report Share Posted May 6, 2020 Poor Boris. It's lonely at the top... He cut a pitiful picture during todays PM Questions Time, shunned as a ex-Covidder, with his hair in a shocking mess not helped by having to bottle-feed & arse-wipe his newly born, front bench. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted May 6, 2020 Report Share Posted May 6, 2020 (edited) I dunno what all the fuss has been about. I've always said Covid was naff-all to worry yerselves about and it was no more than a passing fad, as is evident. Lockdown restrictions are gonna be lifted on Monday, well, at least some of the fuckers, and so all the bollocks about it being the next plague, was an escaped bug from a fridge and we've all got it was nothing but hearsay, fabricated nonsense and complete waste of my time. Edited May 6, 2020 by 'eavensabove NO LONGER WASHING ME HANDS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted May 8, 2020 Report Share Posted May 8, 2020 (edited) On 16/04/2020 at 13:33, 'eavensabove said: Life on Mars. It's a God-awful strange affair Covid virus is everywhere Who on here will be first to go But no cunt seems to know I'd wager Judge will be first to drop He's had contact with infected cock From the seats of infected bogs And from the arses of foreign wogs His life's such a tedious bore Being a South London pimped-out whore He's spat at like a fool As I ask you to focus on... Judge-Twi, fighting down at Tesco's Oh fuck, look at ol' pleb-nerd go For the reduced shit on show Take a look in his basket With one solitary croissant A bent can 1/2 a pack of broken Fig Rolls To Oxfam next for some clothes Can he afford any Cars? It's a God-awful strange affair With his skullcap and his curly hair Post of the fucking year! 😂😂😂😂 Edited May 8, 2020 by Major Cunt An alternate line. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted May 8, 2020 Report Share Posted May 8, 2020 3 minutes ago, Major Cunt said: Post of the fucking year! 😂😂😂😂 Why, Thank You. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted May 22, 2020 Report Share Posted May 22, 2020 (edited) On 21/04/2020 at 02:04, Monumental cunt said: The fact is there is NO cure and the virus will eventually very soon be allowed to wash through the entire population. So if you are NOT immune enough to this virus....you are dead .....ok. Simple. no one can sit in their bedsit like Bill Stickers has for the past ten years without any form of social interaction. Even that miserable loser has contact with the pizza delivery boy every Thursday evening, sometimes not even for sex. Plus he does see his mummy who pops round to collect a black bin bag full of spunk soiled socks and pants off his bedroom floor that she washes for him in the local launderette. best advice is, stay fit and healthy if you already are. If you have health issues, diabetes, heart problems or breathing issues, then it’s likely you will not make xmas. At best you will spend several weeks on a ventilator in a temporary nightingale hospital where the virus will destroy your lungs to a point where you will never do sport again and your life expectancy will be reduced to say 65 tops..... so all yo unfit millennial fat cunts are fucking dead. You have had your last chicken nugget !!!! Excellent post, Ev. It's a change to have a bit of empathy in a post. I thought this Covid crisis was all bollocks recently. A coup to get us used to giving up our rights, a drill for a major impending disaster situation. Then my Uncle has just passed away with it. Caught in hospital where he was being treated for asbestos related lung cancer. A friend of mines Nan has also just passed from it. Edited May 22, 2020 by Major Cunt Stoned already Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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