Canary Flu

[Roadkill]

Don't take this the wrong way, lads, but we're all cunts here. So for now I'll just go ahead with the New World Order's dastardly plan to take over the world by making us sit in the house for a bit and clean our hands before I take into account sources from incredibly convenient friends and neighbours family members' death certificates.

Now you're all getting bored of blaming the Chinks you subconsciously want it to be a big conspiracy so you can go to the beach because the sun is out.

Viruses don't pay attention to people's self delusions. 

[Penny Farthing]

55 minutes ago, Monumental cunt said:

Don’t cry player.....   now pop off down the shops on your mobility scooter and buy yourself a Sun Newspaper, some Rizzlas and a packet of bacon.  That should keep you going.   It’s your 34th birthday soon.... you might just make 40.   

You still staggering around on that walking frame when you go to collect your Giro Mons?

[Penny Farthing]

16 minutes ago, Roadkill said:

Don't take this the wrong way, lads, but we're all cunts here. So for now I'll just go ahead with the New World Order's dastardly plan to take over the world by making us sit in the house for a bit and clean our hands before I take into account sources from incredibly convenient friends and neighbours family members' death certificates.

Now you're all getting bored of blaming the Chinks you subconsciously want it to be a big conspiracy so you can go to the beach because the sun is out.

Viruses don't pay attention to people's self delusions. 

They don't even use their own DNA they're like some cunt going about and making copies of themselves via a plaster cast .. is that the way that Mongo reproduces himself?

[King Billy]

1 hour ago, Roadkill said:

Don't take this the wrong way, lads, but we're all cunts here. So for now I'll just go ahead with the New World Order's dastardly plan to take over the world by making us sit in the house for a bit and clean our hands before I take into account sources from incredibly convenient friends and neighbours family members' death certificates.

Now you're all getting bored of blaming the Chinks you subconsciously want it to be a big conspiracy so you can go to the beach because the sun is out.

Viruses don't pay attention to people's self delusions. 

Most viruses have ginger hair and therefore never go out in the sun.

I think that’s right, probably.

[Penny Farthing]

5 minutes ago, King Billy said:

Most viruses have ginger hair and therefore never go out in the sun.

I think that’s right, probably.

So you never go out in the sun Billy ?

[Stubby Pecker]

2 hours ago, Eddie said:

Cheer up for christ sake the weather is lovely, I am just about to have a water fight with the somalian kids next door, well as soon as the kettle boils 

Whilst your at it try and civilise the little savages by teaching them the rules of cricket. Use a broken house brick as the "ball"

[Guest Bill Stickers]

16 hours ago, Jake The Muss said:

Evening Cunts, strange times we are living in. Now i don't know about you lot but to my thinking there's a lot bullshit surrounding this Covid thing. Plenty of conspiracy theories, 5G & Bio-weapons, there is some points to be made of these theories but let's put them aside as bollocks for now. Then there's the numbers not adding up and many experts around the world are starting to sing (canary flu) a different tune to the official story. So let me tell you good people what i know to be FACT.

Last week my friend's dad passed away, he was 81 , had dementia, diabetes type 2 , he has been ill for a while, he then got an infection down below and sadly he never made it, the doctor told my friend that the infection is what finished him. When my friend received the death cert, it had cause of death as Covid fucking 19. He wasn't even tested before or after he passed.

Something else to mention, most people through out the world don't trust their governments or the media at the best of times....because of the amount of bullshit they tell, so i ask myself, why is most cunts willing to believe them now...simple, they're shit scared of what they don't know. fear is the real enemy here.

How do you know, for a fact, he wasn’t tested?

How do you know, for a fact, what his cause of death is on the certificate?

How do I know for a fact this isn’t a load of third hand arse shag? 

Do you know what a fact is?

[Jake The Muss]

1 hour ago, Bill Stickers said:

How do you know, for a fact, he wasn’t tested?

How do you know, for a fact, what his cause of death is on the certificate?

How do I know for a fact this isn’t a load of third hand arse shag? 

Do you know what a fact is?

Fact 1..my friend who i have known for years and worked with him, was his dad's carer for the last few years and was there and has full knowledge of events.

Fact 2..as he was handed the death cert, so read what was on it...

Fact 3..you can believe whatever the fuck you want.

Fact 4...i know for fact you're the type of cunt that would wear a turd around your neck and if the brain-washing government told you it was solid gold, you would believe it.

 

 

[Jake The Muss]

16 hours ago, King Billy said:

There was an undertaker on tv within the last few days and he was saying that every body they have been getting from care homes has been put down to bat flu. He was querying this and said that most care home deaths that they dealt with previous to this bollocks were a wide range of causes. Something is starting to stink mate. He also said that the number of deaths he was seeing was up around 3 times the normal rate.

I don't give much credibility to most that is on the subliminal TV box..what's going on Billy ?

[camberwell gypsy]

16 hours ago, Cap'n Cunt said:

I don't give a fuck as long as lots of darkies die of it. Whatever it is.

 

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-52405243

Well don't worry about that. Because Starmer and the Baroness are gonna sort that out.

[Stubby Pecker]

14 minutes ago, Jake The Muss said:

Fact 1..my friend who i have known for years and worked with him, was his dad's carer for the last few years and was there and has full knowledge of events.

Fact 2..as he was handed the death cert, so read what was on it...

Fact 3..you can believe whatever the fuck you want.

Fact 4...i know for fact you're the type of cunt that would wear a turd around your neck and if the brain-washing government told you it was solid gold, you would believe it.

 

 

@Bill Stickers thickers, you stupid fucking cunt. Never post here again until you realise what a massive twat you are

[Guest Bill Stickers]

16 minutes ago, Jake The Muss said:

Fact 1..my friend who i have known for years and worked with him, was his dad's carer for the last few years and was there and has full knowledge of events

Your knowledge of his cause of death is based on an account from his carer.

And his carer almost certainly hasn’t seen the death certificate themselves.

So the carer’s account of what the cause of death is listed as is from someone else.

So to confirm, you’re regurgitating second hand (at best) Information as fact?

Understood.

[Guest Bill Stickers]

Just now, Stubby Pecker said:

@Bill Stickers thickers, you stupid fucking cunt. Never post here again until you realise what a massive twat you are

So a government conspiracy has been unequivocally proven, because a guy called Jake the Mus on a fringe Internet forum has a mate who’s carer told him someone’s death certificate may have been labelled incorrectly?

 

[camberwell gypsy]

17 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said:

@Bill Stickers thickers, you stupid fucking cunt. Never post here again until you realise what a massive twat you are

I think realising what massive twats we are is the reason we all post on here. 

[Guest 'eavensabove]

18 minutes ago, Bill Stickers said:

So a government conspiracy has been unequivocally proven, because a guy called Jake the Mus on a fringe Internet forum has a mate who’s carer told him someone’s death certificate may have been labelled incorrectly?

 

[Stubby Pecker]

45 minutes ago, Bill Stickers said:

So a government conspiracy has been unequivocally proven, because a guy called Jake the Mus on a fringe Internet forum has a mate who’s carer told him someone’s death certificate may have been labelled incorrectly?

 

On the general point of this conspiracy bullsite, I'm inclined to agree with you young William. However, its quite plausible to believe Fenders statement that his contact would have known whether testing had taken place and that he'd seen the death cert, as next of kin and carer. When I take my little shits to the doctors for jabs I know what they're getting just as when you receive your experimental anti virals to keep your tertiary AIDS with terrible complications at bay.

All this tin foil hattery is the result of paranoia and boredom. It'll be years until the truth comes out, and it usually does, about where this chinky flu really comes from and whether the Illuminati are involved in a plot to cull the population so as we don't destroy planet earth and they can rule in isolation.

Until then, go fuck yourself

[Guest 'eavensabove]

5 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said:

I think realising what massive twats we are is the reason we all post on here. 

"We" are all here because you need us to be your family.

 

 

 

I expect you now want another drink?

[Jake The Muss]

33 minutes ago, Bill Stickers said:

Your knowledge of his cause of death is based on an account from his carer.

And his carer almost certainly hasn’t seen the death certificate themselves.

So the carer’s account of what the cause of death is listed as is from someone else.

So to confirm, you’re regurgitating second hand (at best) Information as fact?

Understood.

Obviously you're very stupid, so i will be very clear for your unhinged single brain-cell.

My GOOD friend LIVED with his dad and CARED for his dad so has FULL knowledge of EVENTS and has possession of the death cert...GET IT.

Bill there is a conspiracy theory circulating that you're a real person and not some programmed bot...i have yet to see any evidence that this is true.

 

[Jake The Muss]

18 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said:

On the general point of this conspiracy bullsite, I'm inclined to agree with you young William. However, its quite plausible to believe Fenders statement that his contact would have know whether testing had taken place and that he'd seen the death cert, as next of kin and carer. When I take my little shits to the doctors for jabs I know what they're getting just as when you receive your experimental anti virals to keep your tertiary AIDS with terrible complications at bay.

All this tin foil hattery is the result of paranoia and boredom. It'll be years until the truth comes out, and it usually does, about where this chinky flu really comes from and whether the Illuminati are involved in a plot to cull the population so as we don't destroy planet earth and they can rule in isolation.

Until then, go fuck yourself

Exactly, this isn't some conspiracy theory, i'm just stating what i know to be fact by a very trusted friend.

[Stubby Pecker]

3 minutes ago, Jake The Muss said:

Exactly, this isn't some conspiracy theory, i'm just stating what i know to be fact by a very trusted friend.

It seems any old cunt who croaks it in a care home now must have had chinky flu, which I don't fucking buy and nor should anyone else. If one were to look at the average number of deaths over time during the same months and subtract that from the current figures that might give a better idea of the real number. If care homes and other similar places with old or other particularly vulnerable types such as the disabled, pregnant women or those with serious health issues have been self isolating for the last month then how the fuck is the infecting getting to them?

It's almost like there's a competition to see how high we can get the death rate from this Chinese caused virus. The only way to be 100% is to test ever cadaver but those resources at best used on the living, especially those deemed essential workers. 

One thing thats for sure, the vile little Chinese cunts will have some serious questions to answer and I can't see them squirming out of taking the cop for fucking over the world.

[Guest Bill Stickers]

2 hours ago, Jake The Muss said:

Obviously you're very stupid, so i will be very clear for your unhinged single brain-cell.

My GOOD friend LIVED with his dad and CARED for his dad so has FULL knowledge of EVENTS and has possession of the death cert...GET IT.

Bill there is a conspiracy theory circulating that you're a real person and not some programmed bot...i have yet to see any evidence that this is true.

Sorry, I’m not convinced.

[Cunty BigBollox]

3 hours ago, Bill Stickers said:

Your knowledge of his cause of death is based on an account from his carer.

And his carer almost certainly hasn’t seen the death certificate themselves.

So the carer’s account of what the cause of death is listed as is from someone else.

You fick cunt. His carer also happened to be his son, so he would get to see the death certificate.

[Cunty BigBollox]

20 minutes ago, Bill Stickers said:

Sorry, I’m not convinced.

I demand to see your birth certificate because I don't believe you've been classified as human.

[Guest Bill Stickers]

8 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said:

You fick cunt. His carer also happened to be his son, so he would get to see the death certificate.

That part was conveniently added in later on which I find interesting.

Also worth noting that anyone who hangs around with Fender is likely thick as fucking shit and barely literate, so chances of them following what a doctor is telling them, or reading what has been written on a death certificate is slim to none. 

[King Billy]

7 hours ago, Dawn Chorus said:

So you never go out in the sun Billy ?

Only when I’m Tranny Bashing.