Trucking Funt Posted May 25, 2020 Report Share Posted May 25, 2020 2 minutes ago, King Billy said: Good afternoon Mr. Funt. I trust you are well. I'm surviving your Majesty, except for the daily emergence of the wife's mother from our basement I'm fine and dandy. How is your good self? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted May 25, 2020 Report Share Posted May 25, 2020 What a glorious day it is today to be a cunt... The sun is a shining and some of the decent pussy has come-out of hibernation, favourably attired & presented. Why, I'm almost of the mind to splash-out on a new pair of Y-Fronts and have me vest dry-cleaned & pressed to make an impression. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted May 25, 2020 Report Share Posted May 25, 2020 7 minutes ago, Trucking Funt said: The unions are a fucking disgrace and should be fined out of existence for what they've pulled over the NHS, schools and public transport. I'm hoping Dominic Cummings survives the fake outrage being directed at him at the moment and dreams up some proper draconian legislation to emasculate these lefty parasites once and for all. Come The Revolution & Anarchy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trucking Funt Posted May 25, 2020 Report Share Posted May 25, 2020 1 minute ago, PANZER MURPHY said: Ya better start spittin em out trukky baby..yer that much fun a funerals about to break out... PANZERMURPHYBABY Why are you going to blow up a bus and melt your face off on the exhaust? .....Cue drum roll! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 25, 2020 Report Share Posted May 25, 2020 1 hour ago, Trucking Funt said: Don't you be getting any ideas about any intellectual superiority here Paddy. I have some weapons grade Irish jokes at my disposal and will unleash them if provoked and then you'll be crying in your bowl of cabbage. PER-TAAAY-TOW! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 25, 2020 Report Share Posted May 25, 2020 1 hour ago, 'eavensabove said: What a glorious day it is today to be a cunt... The sun is a shining and some of the decent pussy has come-out of hibernation, favourably attired & presented. Why, I'm almost of the mind to splash-out on a new pair of Y-Fronts and have me vest dry-cleaned & pressed to make an impression. Neil's cruising the parks in his Mercedes long base van as we type. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 25, 2020 Report Share Posted May 25, 2020 1 hour ago, Trucking Funt said: I'm surviving your Majesty, except for the daily emergence of the wife's mother from our basement I'm fine and dandy. How is your good self? Can't you booby-trap the basement staircase? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 25, 2020 Report Share Posted May 25, 2020 1 hour ago, Trucking Funt said: I'm surviving your Majesty, except for the daily emergence of the wife's mother from our basement I'm fine and dandy. How is your good self? How is Mrs Fritzel? I’m very well, all things considered. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 25, 2020 Report Share Posted May 25, 2020 2 minutes ago, King Billy said: How is Mrs Fritzel? Have you heard of the Josef Fritzl advent calendar? You give it to your daughter, when she opens a door, you slam it and rape her. There was also a Jimmy Savile advent calendar, but the flaps only open between 1 and 11. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trucking Funt Posted May 25, 2020 Report Share Posted May 25, 2020 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: Can't you booby-trap the basement staircase? I "accidentally" dribbled some vegetable oil over the top three steps but I'm sure she levitated over it. The woman is possessed by Satan, I'm fucking sure of it. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 25, 2020 Report Share Posted May 25, 2020 7 minutes ago, Trucking Funt said: I "accidentally" dribbled some vegetable oil over the top three steps but I'm sure levitated over it. The woman is possessed by Satan, I'm fucking sure of it. You need holy water, and an old priest and a young priest. Don't let her get hold of the crucifix though.. Yuk! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 25, 2020 Report Share Posted May 25, 2020 19 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: You need holy water, and an old priest and a young priest. Don't let her get hold of the crucifix though.. Yuk! All those fucking flies is the thing I couldn’t stand. The rest of it you get used to. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trucking Funt Posted May 25, 2020 Report Share Posted May 25, 2020 23 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: You need holy water, and an old priest and a young priest. Don't let her get hold of the crucifix though.. Yuk! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted May 25, 2020 Report Share Posted May 25, 2020 2 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Neil's cruising the parks in his Mercedes long base van as we type. How? Favourably presented & attired? I doubt it very much, somehow. I've booked a week away wiv me kids. Got a blindingly good deal, albeit here in UK. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 26, 2020 Report Share Posted May 26, 2020 On 25/05/2020 at 18:16, Trucking Funt said: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted May 26, 2020 Report Share Posted May 26, 2020 2 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Is that the Mod's AGM at CC HQ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 26, 2020 Report Share Posted May 26, 2020 27 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Just before that, James Woods tells the mother "In the church we find giving the children sweets makes them cooperate" One of my favourite actors. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted May 26, 2020 Report Share Posted May 26, 2020 On 24/05/2020 at 06:24, Last Cunt Standing said: Paki doctors. A new low. I do hope you run into a Urologist from Lahore when your prostate is the size of a bowling ball and your ickle winkle is just leaking hot pink drips. You’ll offer to suck his cock for a catheter, and personally I hope he uses a rusty fucking coat hanger to make you feel better. I’m sure it’ll make him feel rather good too. You’re a truly despicable twat, MC. I don’t tell you that enough. Watch your blood pressure. Glad it got a reaction.... was beginning to think very cunt on here is dead.... shame you are not though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 27, 2020 Report Share Posted May 27, 2020 On 25/05/2020 at 17:13, Eric Cuntman said: Have you heard of the Josef Fritzl advent calendar? You give it to your daughter, when she opens a door, you slam it and rape her. There was also a Jimmy Savile advent calendar, but the flaps only open between 1 and 11. I bought a Jehovah's witness advent calendar, but every time I opened a door I was told to piss off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 27, 2020 Report Share Posted May 27, 2020 On 25/05/2020 at 17:13, Eric Cuntman said: Have you heard of the Josef Fritzl advent calendar? You give it to your daughter, when she opens a door, you slam it and rape her. There was also a Jimmy Savile advent calendar, but the flaps only open between 1 and 11. I thought the Fritzl one had no doors or windows. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted June 7, 2020 Report Share Posted June 7, 2020 On 25/05/2020 at 14:30, PANZER MURPHY said: Id hazard a guess that putting one foot infront of t'other is the height of yer organisational skills trukky baby..dog ownership is still an aspiration... PANZERMURPHYBABY On 25/05/2020 at 14:51, Trucking Funt said: Don't you be getting any ideas about any intellectual superiority here Paddy. I have some weapons grade Irish jokes at my disposal and will unleash them if provoked and then you'll be crying in your bowl of cabbage. There is nothing racist here @PANZER MURPHY it is not possible for anyone other than a person of colour to have been subjected to racist abuse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trucking Funt Posted June 7, 2020 Report Share Posted June 7, 2020 23 minutes ago, Dawn Chorus said: There is nothing racist here @PANZER MURPHY it is not possible for anyone other than a person of colour to have been subjected to racist abuse. Don't encourage him or he'll start moaning about the great rotten potato conspiracy of 1846. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted June 7, 2020 Report Share Posted June 7, 2020 1 hour ago, Trucking Funt said: Don't encourage him or he'll start moaning about the great rotten potato conspiracy of 1846. Trukky baby ..fellahs like you are as the crow on the wire cawing his hole off..noise that you'd have to concentrate to hear but gwan..i could do with a giggle this grey Sunday afternoon PANZERMURPHYBABY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted June 7, 2020 Report Share Posted June 7, 2020 3 minutes ago, PANZER MURPHY said: ..i could do with a giggle this grey Sunday afternoon PANZERMURPHYBABY Couldn't you lend Billy your sax? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 5, 2020 Report Share Posted December 5, 2020 On 03/05/2020 at 19:52, applescruff14 said: It doesn't seem real that just a few months ago we were playing test cricket in South Africa, 2-1!! 2-1!! You northern fucking monkey, fuck right off. OTBC. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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