Guest Arthur Fuqs-Aches Posted April 30, 2020 Report Share Posted April 30, 2020 I know it's old hat but this woman has managed to get right up my nose this morning, controlling, condescending and over-bearing to the point where I started head-butting my cushions as a release. That said she does have a figure in the bank, if you catch my drift. Give order thank you please, around the roooooom. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted April 30, 2020 Report Share Posted April 30, 2020 27 minutes ago, Arthur Fuqs-Aches said: I know it's old hat but this woman has managed to get right up my nose this morning, controlling, condescending and over-bearing to the point where I started head-butting my cushions as a release. That said she does have a figure in the bank, if you catch my drift. Give order thank you please, around the roooooom. I can't stand the woman, she has got an enormous fat arse. Is she trying to look Welsh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 30, 2020 Report Share Posted April 30, 2020 Take away one of her eyes and she's no more than a Tapir Pelt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted April 30, 2020 Report Share Posted April 30, 2020 Talking of her eyes, I would give her one up her brown one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 30, 2020 Report Share Posted April 30, 2020 2 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Talking of her eyes, I would give her one up her brown one. When Dumas was writing The Three Musketeers, I reckon he would have had you in mind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted April 30, 2020 Report Share Posted April 30, 2020 3 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: When Dumas was writing The Three Musketeers, I reckon he would have had you in mind. What, as the dippy fourth one who was fucking useless? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted April 30, 2020 Report Share Posted April 30, 2020 Oh how the snowflakes hate this woman. She’s exactly the “strong woman” they love to portray in films and BBC dramas, held up to be admired. But Priti is anti immigration and wants to kick dirty pikey criminals up the arse. Even worse, she makes remoaner senior civil servants cry like girls and complain that they have been “bullied.” What a shame ........try growing a pair and learning that you are a public servant and you do as you are fucking told by people WE elected. Nobody elected you, Sir Chumley Warner Bollockdrops. How they would love to hang the R word on her but they can’t because of the colour of her skin. If she were white the libtards would be having a field day. Who are the racists now? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 30, 2020 Report Share Posted April 30, 2020 1 hour ago, Witheredscrote said: What, as the dippy fourth one who was fucking useless? No. The soppy fat cunt who fell off his horse and killed himself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted April 30, 2020 Report Share Posted April 30, 2020 7 hours ago, Arthur Fuqs-Aches said: I know it's old hat but this woman has managed to get right up my nose this morning, controlling, condescending and over-bearing to the point where I started head-butting my cushions as a release. That said she does have a figure in the bank, if you catch my drift. Give order thank you please, around the roooooom. Not too sure about meteoric rise. If I recall she shot herself seriously in the foot a few years back by flouncing off to Israel without government sanction and got a right bollocking for it. Shes obviously got some clout because she's clawed her way back to the top possibly by sucking off Rees Mog As for being half fuckable, a few year back maybe but she's got an arse the size of bus Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted April 30, 2020 Report Share Posted April 30, 2020 16 minutes ago, judgetwi said: Oh how the snowflakes hate this woman. She’s exactly the “strong woman” they love to portray in films and BBC dramas, held up to be admired. But Priti is anti immigration and wants to kick dirty pikey criminals up the arse. Even worse, she makes remoaner senior civil servants cry like girls and complain that they have been “bullied.” What a shame ........try growing a pair and learning that you are a public servant and you do as you are fucking told by people WE elected. Nobody elected you, Sir Chumley Warner Bollockdrops. How they would love to hang the R word on her but they can’t because of the colour of her skin. If she were white the libtards would be having a field day. Who are the racists now? She's the Tories version of Abbott. She shouldn't be allowed near a microphone as she's zero ability to talk with authority without fucking it up. Decent sorts can talk engagingly without notes because they are clearly passionate about getting their point across and know their shit. She comes across as an overly ambitious chancer who knows fuck all 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted April 30, 2020 Report Share Posted April 30, 2020 1 hour ago, Witheredscrote said: What, as the dippy fourth one who was fucking useless? Welcome back Scrotes. Are you in lockdown too or is the French charisma mixed with garlic and BO enough to ward Wong-flu off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted April 30, 2020 Report Share Posted April 30, 2020 6 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Welcome back Scrotes. Are you in lockdown too or is the French charisma mixed with garlic and BO enough to ward Wong-flu off. Every time a frog wants to leave their grotty hovel they've got to fill out a form. Considering most go into the street to use the "toilet" they're getting through dozen a day and not only to wipe their arses. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted April 30, 2020 Report Share Posted April 30, 2020 54 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Welcome back Scrotes. Are you in lockdown too or is the French charisma mixed with garlic and BO enough to ward Wong-flu off. More than enough. Now fuck off you spastic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted April 30, 2020 Report Share Posted April 30, 2020 1 hour ago, judgetwi said: Who are the racists now? Dick Dastardly and Muttley. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 30, 2020 Report Share Posted April 30, 2020 She was inspired by Margret Thatcher, and as such has no right to live. Even her name is daft, and has been sourced from an Bangladeshi owner of an African Grey parrot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted April 30, 2020 Report Share Posted April 30, 2020 58 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: She was inspired by Margret Thatcher, and as such has no right to live. Even her name is daft, and has been sourced from an Bangladeshi owner of an African Grey parrot. Are your greasing you own squirrels this weekend or is Roger the Rodent broker bringing his furry assortment with him? lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 30, 2020 Report Share Posted April 30, 2020 1 minute ago, Earl of Punkape said: Are your greasing you own squirrels this weekend or is Roger the Rodent broker bringing his furry assortment with him? lol. What on Earth are you prattling on about, with your incoherent nonsense. Been on the Pink Gin again? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted April 30, 2020 Report Share Posted April 30, 2020 32 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: What on Earth are you prattling on about, with your incoherent nonsense. Been on the Pink Gin again? Been on the pink oboe probably. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted May 1, 2020 Report Share Posted May 1, 2020 11 hours ago, King Billy said: Been on the pink oboe probably. Daft cunt. Punkers specialises in smoking the blackest of poles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted May 1, 2020 Report Share Posted May 1, 2020 19 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: Not too sure about meteoric rise. If I recall she shot herself seriously in the foot a few years back by flouncing off to Israel without government sanction and got a right bollocking for it. Shes obviously got some clout because she's clawed her way back to the top possibly by sucking off Rees Mog As for being half fuckable, a few year back maybe but she's got an arse the size of bus How do you know she has a big arse ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted May 1, 2020 Report Share Posted May 1, 2020 1 hour ago, Earl of Punkape said: How do you know she has a big arse ? He's seen her riding a Dahon Jack with a wide arse saddle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted May 1, 2020 Report Share Posted May 1, 2020 1 hour ago, Dawn Chorus said: He's seen her riding a Dahon Jack with a wide arse saddle. I wasn’t addressing you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted May 1, 2020 Report Share Posted May 1, 2020 4 hours ago, Earl of Punkape said: How do you know she has a big arse ? It blocks out the sun As a red blooded male I check out the chassis of every Doris, unlike you of course 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted May 1, 2020 Report Share Posted May 1, 2020 27 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: It blocks out the sun As a red blooded male I check out the chassis of even Doris, unlike you of course black cock is out there Stub Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted May 1, 2020 Report Share Posted May 1, 2020 On 30/04/2020 at 13:03, Witheredscrote said: I can't stand the woman, she has got an enormous fat arse. Is she trying to look Welsh? Scrotals! Is it really you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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