Domestic Abuse.

[Trucking Funt]

20 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said:

Tax dodging, knighthood accepting, english hating, same accent in every film, cunt. 

No argument there but come on admit it, every woman likes to provoke a man once in a while.

[Trucking Funt]

21 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said:

Fucking hell Eric, domestic violence is no fucking joke.

Apparently the BBC have commissioned a new cooking show hosted by women who've been the victims of domestic violence. It's called 'Can't cook? Right hook'. 

Really? I'll get my Mother-in-law signed up to appear before I dispatch the evil cunt back to the underworld.

[ratcum]

1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said:

I don't doubt it. Creepy, born wrong, sick fucking perverts tend to stick together. I imagine that in their minds, it normalises their disgusting proclivities.

The prequel to the much lauded King James bible, the Elizabeth 1st bible, encouraged this sort of behaviour Authoritah. In Acts V: ix for instance:

And the Lord said, "go out and do weird shit."

[camberwell gypsy]

55 minutes ago, Neil said:

She found God in prison? What had they fitted him up with?

I should imagine jesus would be an asset in prison. He could run carpentry classes.

[camberwell gypsy]

39 minutes ago, Trucking Funt said:

No argument there but come on admit it, every woman likes to provoke a man once in a while.

I left 'jock bastard' out but don't want to upset my great grandfather. Don't want a slap off him when I get "upstairs". 

[camberwell gypsy]

52 minutes ago, Trucking Funt said:

No argument there but come on admit it, every woman likes to provoke a man once in a while.

I heard you beat your wife at dominoes the other night.

That'll teach her to let you choose the toppings, eh? 

[camberwell gypsy]

1 hour ago, 'eavensabove said:

Please don't tell jokes about domestic abuse, Eric.

They hit too close to home. 

My dad used to beat my mum up with the phone.

She was always on the receiving end. 

[King Billy]

39 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said:

My dad used to beat my mum up with the phone.

She was always on the receiving end. 

I read about it in Ring magazine.

[Guest 'eavensabove]

1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said:

My dad used to beat my mum up with the phone.

She was always on the receiving end. 

Guess he always had the upper hand. 

[Guest 'eavensabove]

23 minutes ago, King Billy said:

I read about it in Ring magazine.

More men have been enrolling in Domestic Abuse support groups than ever before.

 

If you can't beat 'em, then join 'em.

[ratcum]

1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said:

My dad used to beat my mum up with the phone.

She was always on the receiving end. 

No

[Penny Farthing]

15 hours ago, judgetwi said:

Even back then that soppy fuckwit, Lord Longford, spent years trying to get the Hindley bitch out of the nick. Of course, she had found God  and there’s nothing a bible basher loves more than a convert, even one who sexually tortures and murders children.

I met the old cunt once. Creepiest fucker i’ve ever been around, made  my flesh crawl.

His oldest son looks almost the same as him and every bit as creepy. As aside his dad liked to be called Frank.

[Hammer of Cunts]

18 minutes ago, Dawn Chorus said:

His oldest son looks almost the same as him and every bit as creepy. As aside his dad liked to be called Frank.

Is he still doing that stuff with Nazis and Egyptians?

[Neil]

On 01/05/2020 at 18:46, camberwell gypsy said:

I should imagine jesus would be an asset in prison. He could run carpentry classes.

Or the canteen

 

[camberwell gypsy]

On 01/05/2020 at 20:14, 'eavensabove said:

More men have been enrolling in Domestic Abuse support groups than ever before.

 

If you can't beat 'em, then join 'em.

One of our patients enrolled in a bleach victim support group. She was a victim of domestos abuse.

[and]

On 01/05/2020 at 13:19, camberwell gypsy said:

Not forgetting that there are men out there who are at the wrong end of a slapping as well.

I'd love to meet a woman like that, then I wouldn't have to pay for it 

[Guest 'eavensabove]

3 hours ago, Neil said:

I should imagine jesus would be an asset in prison.

As a pin-up. 

[Neil]

1 hour ago, 'eavensabove said:

As a pin-up. 

A nail up

[Guest 'eavensabove]

Bloomin' heck!  2 a week are dying from domestic abuse in UK.

Rehab, is for quitters... More testing is needed until a DA vaccine can be created.  

[Trucking Funt]

1 hour ago, 'eavensabove said:

Bloomin' heck!  2 a week are dying from domestic abuse in UK.

Rehab, is for quitters... More testing is needed until a DA vaccine can be created.  

I've got my Mother-in-Law living in my basement for the duration. If this fucker doesn't pass soon the evil cunt is going to be added to the statistics. I'm already having daydreams about lobbing canisters of Zyklon-B into her lair.

[King Billy]

6 hours ago, Trucking Funt said:

I've got my Mother-in-Law living in my basement for the duration. 

Good morning Mr. Fritzel.

[Guest 'eavensabove]

6 hours ago, Trucking Funt said:

I've got my Mother-in-Law living in my basement for the duration. If this fucker doesn't pass soon the evil cunt is going to be added to the statistics. I'm already having daydreams about lobbing canisters of Zyklon-B into her lair.

Let out for ten minutes and tell her it's safe to go jogging. 

 

[camberwell gypsy]

59 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said:

Let out for ten minutes and tell her it's safe to go jogging. 

 

Is that what caused that Tsunami in 2004?

[Guest 'eavensabove]

4 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said:

Is that what caused that Tsunami in 2004?

That's why she waves and washes her clothes in Tide. 

[camberwell gypsy]

2 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said:

That's why she waves and washes her clothes in Tide. 

They say that if the western part of one of the Canary islands broke off, it would cause a tsunami that would devastate the US, the African and European coastlines. I do worry when I'm at the airport and see the walruses that waddles towards the gates where canary island bound planes are.