Stubby Pecker Posted May 1, 2020 Report Share Posted May 1, 2020 We all know this nutter for being a shite goalie, shite presenter and a comedy turn on Wogan in a blue shell suit. However, some of the cack he's been coming out with lately is beyond the pale. We can all believe the royals are lizard people and that Jews drink babies blood (they do) but that 5G causes chink flu, come on mate we're not total cunts. The fact he comes across as a calm, intelligent person who speaks with gravitas makes the fucktards in society buy into his theories. Plus he's got a flid hand 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 1, 2020 Report Share Posted May 1, 2020 1 hour ago, Stubby Pecker said: We all know this nutter for being a shite goalie, shite presenter and a comedy turn on Wogan in a blue shell suit. However, some of the cack he's been coming out with lately is beyond the pale. We can all believe the royals are lizard people and that Jews drink babies blood (they do) but that 5G causes chink flu, come on mate we're not total cunts. The fact he comes across as a calm, intelligent person who speaks with gravitas makes the fucktards in society buy into his theories. Plus he's got a flid hand That's Jeremy Beadle. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted May 1, 2020 Report Share Posted May 1, 2020 1 hour ago, Stubby Pecker said: We all know this nutter for being a shite goalie, shite presenter and a comedy turn on Wogan in a blue shell suit. However, some of the cack he's been coming out with lately is beyond the pale. We can all believe the royals are lizard people and that Jews drink babies blood (they do) but that 5G causes chink flu, come on mate we're not total cunts. The fact he comes across as a calm, intelligent person who speaks with gravitas makes the fucktards in society buy into his theories. Plus he's got a flid hand He has quite the following in the UK, though Dave could really spread his wings in Washington. There will no doubt be an opening within the defence department or advisory at the White House. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowy Posted May 2, 2020 Report Share Posted May 2, 2020 6 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: We all know this nutter for being a shite goalie, shite presenter and a comedy turn on Wogan in a blue shell suit. However, some of the cack he's been coming out with lately is beyond the pale. We can all believe the royals are lizard people and that Jews drink babies blood (they do) but that 5G causes chink flu, come on mate we're not total cunts. The fact he comes across as a calm, intelligent person who speaks with gravitas makes the fucktards in society buy into his theories. Plus he's got a flid hand Birmingham is famous for burning down masts now,and hes a fucking cockney,there as dumb as the binman I portray. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 2, 2020 Report Share Posted May 2, 2020 6 minutes ago, Snowy said: Birmingham is famous for burning down masts now,and hes a fucking cockney,there as dumb as the binman I portray. Where the fuck have you been when I've needed you? Don't bother to answer, I know you won't anyway. PM me and let me know how you are. Brummie cunt. X Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted May 2, 2020 Report Share Posted May 2, 2020 David was a normal bloke until he went to work at the BBC. When you mix with those cunts you either become a kiddy fiddler (eg Stuart Hall, Rolf or Sir James) or you become a creepy little Establishment arse licker (too many to list but a special mention for Gary Taxdodger). Fair play to David, he refused to do either. He probably considered going into politics but thought it was more honourable to be a professional nutter and object of ridicule. I like him. And I think that Markle bitch probably is a lizard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted May 2, 2020 Author Report Share Posted May 2, 2020 3 hours ago, Snowy said: Birmingham is famous for burning down masts now,and hes a fucking cockney,there as dumb as the binman I portray. Happy meal dodging cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted May 2, 2020 Report Share Posted May 2, 2020 12 minutes ago, judgetwi said: I like him. And I think that Markle bitch probably is a lizard. She is neither a lizard nor a reptile .. she's a smooth newt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 2, 2020 Report Share Posted May 2, 2020 14 hours ago, judgetwi said: David was a normal bloke until he went to work at the BBC. When you mix with those cunts you either become a kiddy fiddler (eg Stuart Hall, Rolf or Sir James) or you become a creepy little Establishment arse licker (too many to list but a special mention for Gary Taxdodger). Fair play to David, he refused to do either. He probably considered going into politics but thought it was more honourable to be a professional nutter and object of ridicule. I like him. And I think that Markle bitch probably is a lizard. His books and DVDs have made him very wealthy so I can’t say he’s made the wrong career moves.Better to be a renowned but rich nut job than a despised BBC arselicker, Im sure you’d agree Your Honour. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted May 3, 2020 Report Share Posted May 3, 2020 Wang Ye Lee from the spirit world sent him a message. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted May 3, 2020 Report Share Posted May 3, 2020 On 01/05/2020 at 22:44, camberwell gypsy said: That's Jeremy Beadle. I always refer to people with that sort of deformed appendage as a wanking claw. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted May 3, 2020 Report Share Posted May 3, 2020 4 hours ago, Major Cunt said: I always refer to people with that sort of deformed appendage as a wanking claw. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted May 3, 2020 Report Share Posted May 3, 2020 3 hours ago, Joker said: Why? Marjorie has an irrational fear and loathing of the disabled. The head doctors have a fancy pseudo scientific name for it but I can’t remember what it is now. ”Inadequate thick as dogshit degenerate “ will do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted May 3, 2020 Report Share Posted May 3, 2020 33 minutes ago, judgetwi said: Marjorie has an irrational fear and loathing of the disabled. The head doctors have a fancy pseudo scientific name for it but I can’t remember what it is now. ”Inadequate thick as dogshit degenerate “ will do. Madge is disabled himself .. most of his brain is missing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted May 4, 2020 Report Share Posted May 4, 2020 20 hours ago, Dawn Chorus said: most of his brain is missing. That's not a disability, that would count as an advantageous qualification, for living in the USA! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted May 4, 2020 Report Share Posted May 4, 2020 20 hours ago, judgetwi said: Marjorie has an irrational fear and loathing of the disabled. The head doctors have a fancy pseudo scientific name for it but I can’t remember what it is now. ”Inadequate thick as dogshit degenerate “ will do. "Why"? Because you can't keep your mind bogglingly stupid fat mouth shut. I've also offended you by mentioning a spacker deformity. Calm down Fatboy, it's not my fault you're a raspberry. Keep up mastermind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Monaco Slim Posted May 4, 2020 Report Share Posted May 4, 2020 his youtube account just got banned Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev Posted May 5, 2020 Report Share Posted May 5, 2020 This alien-felching spastic-knuckled IQ of a fucking Toblerone, kwashiorkor-bellied mullet bastard needs glassed with a dimpled pint tumbler and relieved of his fingers and toes with a pair of blunted secateurs. Any cunt with the sartorial elegance of Savile should be blinded and knee-capped with a paving slab. Magnolia-toothed Lego-eating bastard. Richard Dreyfuss is a cunt. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted May 5, 2020 Report Share Posted May 5, 2020 7 hours ago, Rev said: This alien-felching spastic-knuckled IQ of a fucking Toblerone, kwashiorkor-bellied mullet bastard needs glassed with a dimpled pint tumbler and relieved of his fingers and toes with a pair of blunted secateurs. Any cunt with the sartorial elegance of Savile should be blinded and knee-capped with a paving slab. Magnolia-toothed Lego-eating bastard. Richard Dreyfuss is a cunt. Another wannabe Dr Mengele assistant eulogising.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 5, 2020 Report Share Posted May 5, 2020 11 hours ago, Rev said: This alien-felching spastic-knuckled IQ of a fucking Toblerone, kwashiorkor-bellied mullet bastard needs glassed with a dimpled pint tumbler and relieved of his fingers and toes with a pair of blunted secateurs. Any cunt with the sartorial elegance of Savile should be blinded and knee-capped with a paving slab. Magnolia-toothed Lego-eating bastard. Richard Dreyfuss is a cunt. We need the David Ickes of this world. If we didn't there wouldn't be anybody worth hating. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted May 5, 2020 Report Share Posted May 5, 2020 On 02/05/2020 at 07:33, judgetwi said: David was a normal bloke until he went to work at the BBC. When you mix with those cunts you either become a kiddy fiddler (eg Stuart Hall, Rolf or Sir James) or you become a creepy little Establishment arse licker (too many to list but a special mention for Gary Taxdodger). Fair play to David, he refused to do either. He probably considered going into politics but thought it was more honourable to be a professional nutter and object of ridicule. I like him. And I think that Markle bitch probably is a lizard. Jesus fucking wept. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted May 5, 2020 Report Share Posted May 5, 2020 On 04/05/2020 at 15:17, Major Cunt said: "Why"? Because you can't keep your mind bogglingly stupid fat mouth shut. I've also offended you by mentioning a spacker deformity. Calm down Fatboy, it's not my fault you're a raspberry. Keep up mastermind. Quod Erat Demonstrandum. 😁 Anapirophobia......that’s the word I was thinking of. Yeah ok, I had to look it up but i’m not as smart as you Marjorie. You can’t expect me to compete with a CSE grade 6 English candidate for fucks sake! Anyway this is my 4000th post ( I think.....I’m not very good at maths compared to a genius like you) so I thought, as a low key celebration, I would take the opportunity to call you a thick cunt. YOU THICK FUCKING CUNT! 😁😁😆😂😂🤣🤣 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted May 5, 2020 Report Share Posted May 5, 2020 6 hours ago, Bill Stickers said: Jesus fucking wept. What’s the problem Mr Smuggy? Did I make you cry by having a pop at your beloved BBC, the fountainhead of all knowledge? Well there’s a fucking shame. Fuck Jesus! David is the Son of God now. Everybody knows that. 😁😆😆😆😆😁🇬🇧 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted May 6, 2020 Report Share Posted May 6, 2020 9 hours ago, judgetwi said: What’s the problem Mr Smuggy? Did I make you cry by having a pop at your beloved BBC, the fountainhead of all knowledge? Well there’s a fucking shame. Fuck Jesus! David is the Son of God now. Everybody knows that. 😁😆😆😆😆😁🇬🇧 You like him? Which other theories of his are you fond of? Reptilian overlords, reality being a hologram, the Babylonian brotherhood, homeopathy, vitamin woo, vaccine denial, AIDS denial, water fluoridation, Big Pharma conspiracies, Global warming denial, wearing tin foil head gear, or him being the son of god? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted May 6, 2020 Report Share Posted May 6, 2020 1 minute ago, Bill Stickers said: You like him? Which other theories of his are you fond of? Reptilian overlords, reality being a hologram, the Babylonian brotherhood, homeopathy, vitamin woo, vaccine denial, AIDS denial, water fluoridation, Big Pharma conspiracies, Global warming denial, wearing tin foil head gear, or him being the son of god? No, he's just got a thing for a velour-clad arse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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