Earl of Punkape Posted May 19, 2020 Report Share Posted May 19, 2020 1 hour ago, Ape™️ said: I’m sure you’ve now realised that there’s a host of other things you’re not bright enough for. Thick cunt. I’m not stupid enough to shop in Tesco... lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted May 19, 2020 Report Share Posted May 19, 2020 30 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: I’m not stupid enough to shop in Tesco... lol. Beans, tesco, choppers lol Your come backs are so fucking wet and devoid of wit it's obvious you are bullshiting thick cunt who barely scrapped a handful of GCSEs let alone learned to suck cock as an undergrad at some pretend university. You lack the basic ability to indulge in a good quality cunting of ones enemies and to rattle them in the same way your dentures do when Mumbungo goes in balls deep with his foot long AIDS spitting cock. And you're a fucking poof to boot 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted May 19, 2020 Report Share Posted May 19, 2020 30 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Beans, tesco, choppers lol Your come backs are so fucking wet and devoid of wit it's obvious you are bullshiting thick cunt who barely scrapped a handful of GCSEs let alone learned to suck cock as an undergrad at some pretend university. You lack the basic ability to indulge in a good quality cunting of ones enemies and to rattle them in the same way your dentures do when Mumbungo goes in balls deep with his foot long AIDS spitting cock. And you're a fucking poof to boot There's no fucking way that cunt's been to Oxford, Cambridge, Durham or any other uni. He's possibly done a basic literacy course in adult education and got confused. He's certainly not confused on the sexuality front though. In all my time here I've never once heard him once mention doggy-styling Megan Fox, or any other female for that matter. I could picture him having a tug over Anne Widdecombe though. Not that I'd want to, obviously. Sexually repressed fantasist cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 19, 2020 Report Share Posted May 19, 2020 32 minutes ago, Major Cunt said: There's no fucking way that cunt's been to Oxford, Cambridge, Durham or any other uni. He's possibly done a basic literacy course in adult education and got confused. He's certainly not confused on the sexuality front though. In all my time here I've never once heard him once mention doggy-styling Megan Fox, or any other female for that matter. I could picture him having a tug over Anne Widdecombe though. Not that I'd want to, obviously. Sexually repressed fantasist cunt. He claims to have once fucked Grace Jones. He probably thought she was Carl Lewis. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 20, 2020 Report Share Posted May 20, 2020 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: He claims to have once fucked Grace Jones. He probably thought she was Carl Lewis. Grace Jones. That's one fucker I wouldn't want to bump into on a dark night. In fact I wouldn't want to bump into her on a light night. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted May 20, 2020 Report Share Posted May 20, 2020 11 hours ago, Earl of Punkape said: I’ve been playing golf...excellent day.How has your day been? Have you booked your holiday yet? Probably this week, I should think. Haven Caravan Holidays are now taking bookings. lol 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted May 20, 2020 Report Share Posted May 20, 2020 7 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Grace Jones. That's one fucker I wouldn't want to bump into on a dark night. In fact I wouldn't want to bump into her on a light night. Would daytime be ok? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted May 20, 2020 Report Share Posted May 20, 2020 11 hours ago, Earl of Punkape said: I’m not stupid enough to shop in Tesco... lol. Are you Harper Adams? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 20, 2020 Report Share Posted May 20, 2020 15 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Are you a farm labourer? He’s a dung spreader and very good at it. Credit where it’s due. No one on here has pushed more shit around than Spunky Bum. The filthy deranged cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted May 20, 2020 Report Share Posted May 20, 2020 16 hours ago, Earl of Punkape said: I didn’t go to a redbrick University and I wouldn’t be seen dead in one.I went to an Agricultural College.My peers went to Russell group Universities or the Forces. You probably attended some asinine Polytechnic... lol. You are telling us that you are from a farming family, farm had been in the family for a couple of generations originally tenant farmer but bought it for about £10 in the late 1950s .. you possibly an only child. You parents popped their clogs, you had no interest in farming .. perhaps the farm was on the edge of a village or ripe for barn conversions. Someone came along and made an offer you couldn't refuse? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 20, 2020 Report Share Posted May 20, 2020 52 minutes ago, Dawn Chorus said: You are telling us that you are from a farming family, farm had been in the family for a couple of generations originally tenant farmer but bought it for about £10 in the late 1950s .. you possibly an only child. You parents popped their clogs, you had no interest in farming .. perhaps the farm was on the edge of a village or ripe for barn conversions. Someone came along and made an offer you couldn't refuse? ‘Mtembes Farm’ (formerly ‘Punkapes Allotment’) is a well known ‘Pick your own’ establishment on the U.K. dogging circuit. Any Saturday night one can see hordes of scantily dressed tribesmen, carrying huge organic cucumbers or buggernut squash into the bushes. The stench of manure, puddles of spunk and the ever increasing number of bare arses protruding from the hedgerows are a sure sign that you're getting close. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted May 20, 2020 Report Share Posted May 20, 2020 12 hours ago, Witheredscrote said: Probably this week, I should think. Haven Caravan Holidays are now taking bookings. lol I'd like to put you in a seaside caravan. Then push the fucking thing off a cliff Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted May 24, 2020 Report Share Posted May 24, 2020 On 19/05/2020 at 18:33, Earl of Punkape said: I didn’t go to a redbrick University and I wouldn’t be seen dead in one.I went to an Agricultural College.My peers went to Russell group Universities or the Forces. You probably attended some asinine Polytechnic... lol. Did you obtain a higher national diploma in uphill gardening from the agricultural college? Did they teach you how to plough a chocolate furrow? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted May 24, 2020 Report Share Posted May 24, 2020 (edited) On 19/05/2020 at 18:33, Earl of Punkape said: I didn’t go to a redbrick University and I wouldn’t be seen dead in one.I went to an Agricultural College.My peers went to Russell group Universities or the Forces. You probably attended some asinine Polytechnic... lol. Edited May 24, 2020 by 'eavensabove CRAPPING FOR THE NHS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted May 24, 2020 Report Share Posted May 24, 2020 23 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: Cretin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted May 24, 2020 Report Share Posted May 24, 2020 3 hours ago, Earl of Punkape said: Cretin. How uncouth and impolite. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted May 24, 2020 Report Share Posted May 24, 2020 5 hours ago, Ape™️ said: Did you obtain a higher national diploma in uphill gardening from the agricultural college? Did they teach you how to plough a chocolate furrow? @Earl of Punkape answer the fucking question. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 24, 2020 Report Share Posted May 24, 2020 42 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: How uncouth and impolite. And bent. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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