colonelkurtz Posted May 5, 2020 Report Share Posted May 5, 2020 What a bunch of up their arse smug bastards they are . While the rest of us in the civilised world and Muurica are doing our level best to deal with annoying school age brats enjoying their Holidays in the Sun [c] J Lydon and avoid all manner of diseased and plague ridden home grown cunts these fucking convicts, bigots and sheep shaggers insist on poncing it about for all the world to hear how they dealt with it effectively early doors meaning practically nobody is affected and anyone who is will probably a brown skin type anyway. The head girls in Canberra and Wellington have declared there will be nobody allowed in for for the forseeable future. Well booh hooh fucking whoo .You can stick your fucking Bondi Beach, your shit wine, your Lord of the Rings scenery , not to mention your average rugby/cricket teams up your Southern hemisphere arses . See if we care 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted May 5, 2020 Report Share Posted May 5, 2020 8 minutes ago, colonelkurtz said: What a bunch of up their arse smug bastards they are . While the rest of us in the civilised world and Muurica are doing our level best to deal with annoying school age brats enjoying their Holidays in the Sun [c] J Lydon and avoid all manner of diseased and plague ridden home grown cunts these fucking convicts, bigots and sheep shaggers insist on poncing it about for all the world to hear how they dealt with it effectively early doors , aren't affected and anyone who is is probably a brown skin type anyway. The NZ head girl in Auckland has reported there will be nobody allowed in for for the forsee able future. Well booh hooh fucking whoo .You can stick your fucking Bondi Beach and average rugby/cricket teams up your Southern hemisphere arses .See if we care When you live in a shit hole with poisonous snakes and spiders around every corner, crocodiles in your septic tank and a constantly waging war of supremacy between dingoes and babies, all whilst dodging koala bear shite in your sandals, you have no right to feel superior to anyone. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Stoolstabber500 Posted May 5, 2020 Report Share Posted May 5, 2020 It probably helps that their populations are 20 and 5 million a piece while the UK is 72 million or there around. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Stoolstabber500 Posted May 5, 2020 Report Share Posted May 5, 2020 1 hour ago, Roadkill said: When you live in a shit hole with poisonous snakes and spiders around every corner, crocodiles in your septic tank and a constantly waging war of supremacy between dingoes and babies, all whilst dodging koala bear shite in your sandals, you have no right to feel superior to anyone. And that girl off the Microsoft advert on the bus : AZZ ANYWONN GOT A CHARHGAAAAH? Lol Fuck I hate those american Microsoft adverts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 5, 2020 Report Share Posted May 5, 2020 26 minutes ago, colonelkurtz said: What a bunch of up their arse smug bastards they are . While the rest of us in the civilised world and Muurica are doing our level best to deal with annoying school age brats enjoying their Holidays in the Sun [c] J Lydon and avoid all manner of diseased and plague ridden home grown cunts these fucking convicts, bigots and sheep shaggers insist on poncing it about for all the world to hear how they dealt with it effectively early doors , aren't affected and anyone who is is probably a brown skin type anyway. The NZ head girl in Auckland has reported there will be nobody allowed in for for the forsee able future. Well booh hooh fucking whoo .You can stick your fucking Bondi Beach and average rugby/cricket teams up your Southern hemisphere arses .See if we care Apart from Men at Work (lead singer a jock) and AC/DC (who were jocks) they have shit bands as well. How bizarre how bizarre. Neil Finn's a cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Stoolstabber500 Posted May 5, 2020 Report Share Posted May 5, 2020 2 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Apart from Men at Work (lead singer a jock) and AC/DC (who were jocks) they have shit bands as well. How bizarre how bizarre. Neil Finn's a cunt Crowded House were alright Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted May 5, 2020 Report Share Posted May 5, 2020 2 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Apart from Men at Work (lead singer a jock) and AC/DC (who were jocks) they have shit bands as well. How bizarre how bizarre. Neil Finn's a cunt Mel Gibson is a good Catholic. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 5, 2020 Report Share Posted May 5, 2020 2 minutes ago, stoolstabber5000 said: Crowded House were alright They were ok when they were Split Endz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 5, 2020 Report Share Posted May 5, 2020 4 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: Mel Gibson is a good Catholic. He's also a septic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 5, 2020 Report Share Posted May 5, 2020 20 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: Mel Gibson is a good Catholic. And one of the only public figures to have survived the onslaught of snowflakes screaming their mantra, 'RAAAY-SIST!'.. Survived because he's excellent at what he does. Incredible actor, superb director and charismatic. (yes Gyps, we know you don't like him because he slapped some tart once) 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted May 5, 2020 Report Share Posted May 5, 2020 36 minutes ago, stoolstabber5000 said: Crowded House were alright If they'd been living in a crowded house we wouldn't be having this conversation, the cunts would be dead from COVID-19 and lack of social distancing. Fuck 'em! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted May 5, 2020 Report Share Posted May 5, 2020 37 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: They were ok when they were Split Endz Get you! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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and Posted May 5, 2020 Report Share Posted May 5, 2020 BTW, I used to work with a New Zealander, lovely woma...er...come to think of it, she was a right crawlie, arse-licking, shit-shovelling cunt. Stupid fucking accent too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 5, 2020 Report Share Posted May 5, 2020 27 minutes ago, Joker said: BTW, I used to work with a New Zealander, lovely woma...er...come to think of it, she was a right crawlie, arse-licking, shit-shovelling cunt. Stupid fucking accent too. "Kin you fitch sim bixas"? Can you fetch some boxes? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 5, 2020 Report Share Posted May 5, 2020 5 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: "Kin you fitch sim bixas"? Can you fetch some boxes? Ilvus Prissley = Elvis Presley Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer of Cunts Posted May 5, 2020 Report Share Posted May 5, 2020 1 hour ago, Earl of Punkape said: Mel Gibson is a good Catholic. He's a sedevacantist. Do you like an empty seat? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trucking Funt Posted May 5, 2020 Report Share Posted May 5, 2020 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: Apart from Men at Work (lead singer a jock) and AC/DC (who were jocks) they have shit bands as well. How bizarre how bizarre. Neil Finn's a cunt Blasphemy! Brian Johnson is English and he saved the Young brothers from a life as a pub band after Bon Scott shuffled off the mortal coil. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 5, 2020 Report Share Posted May 5, 2020 20 minutes ago, Trucking Funt said: Blasphemy! Brian Johnson is English and he saved the Young brothers from a life as a pub band after Bon Scott shuffled off the mortal coil. I've got big balls, dirty big balls. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colonelkurtz Posted May 5, 2020 Author Report Share Posted May 5, 2020 2 hours ago, Roadkill said: ....koala bear shite in your sandals, Wasn't that Rolfs farewell CD Album Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted May 5, 2020 Report Share Posted May 5, 2020 5 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I've got big balls, dirty big balls. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 5, 2020 Report Share Posted May 5, 2020 1 minute ago, colonelkurtz said: Wasn't that Rolfs farewell CD Album "Ohhhhhhhhhhh koala bear shite in your sandals koala bear shite on your sandals mmmmhuhuhaaammmmmmhuhuhaaaaaa. Heh heh heh can you guess what it is yet"? "Covid rise early in the morning Covid rise early in the morning spreading all the germs all around". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Penny Farthing Posted May 5, 2020 Report Share Posted May 5, 2020 3 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Apart from Men at Work (lead singer a jock) and AC/DC (who were jocks) they have shit bands as well. How bizarre how bizarre. Neil Finn's a cunt Were you a Bay City Rollers fan? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 5, 2020 Report Share Posted May 5, 2020 9 minutes ago, Dawn Chorus said: Were you a Bay City Rollers fan? I remember being 6 years old in 1978 and wondering why all the older kids were wearing tartan. Shangalang. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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