Stubby Pecker Posted July 29, 2020 Report Share Posted July 29, 2020 10 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Is that Frank's new kitchen bin? I hope when the bin men next visit franks hovel they find his dismembered body inside his green wheelie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted July 29, 2020 Report Share Posted July 29, 2020 4 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: I hope when the bin men next visit franks hovel they find his dismembered body inside his green wheelie The cunt’s had more comebacks than Take That. Dismemberment might be his hardest one yet although I recall Take That did have a ‘Back together again’ tour Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted July 29, 2020 Report Share Posted July 29, 2020 7 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: I hope when the bin men next visit franks hovel they find his dismembered body inside his green wheelie You are a colour blind racist - it's a blue bin. Wash your fucking eyes out! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted July 29, 2020 Report Share Posted July 29, 2020 3 hours ago, King Billy said: The cunt’s had more comebacks than Take That. Dismemberment might be his hardest one yet although I recall Take That did have a ‘Back together again’ tour The old "come back" joke. I think, just in case, your Hydro tablets should be withheld... just saying, there are more deserving comedians out there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted July 31, 2020 Report Share Posted July 31, 2020 On 07/05/2020 at 10:37, Eric Cuntman said: Have you seen the directors cut version. Ray Winstone's character 'Carlin', has a subservient boyfriend that he bums, giving the excuse that 'it's different in prison'. Ruined it for me. I don't hold with that 'prison gay' thing. If you're really straight, you'll put up with wanking. The old Judge is obsessed with fudge packing in the big hoose. Maybe the handfuls of viagra have stopped working, or there's blockage of kebab meat in the colon that needs rodding. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 31, 2020 Author Report Share Posted July 31, 2020 2 minutes ago, Major Cunt said: The old Judge is obsessed with fudge packing in the big hoose. Maybe the handfuls of viagra have stopped working, or there's blockage of kebab meat in the colon that needs rodding. There'll be no more talk of Mecca in this establishment! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted July 31, 2020 Report Share Posted July 31, 2020 7 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: There'll be no more talk of Mecca in this establishment! “BINGO” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted August 5, 2020 Report Share Posted August 5, 2020 Anyone else noticed that almost the entire cast of Eastenders and Only Fools has also appeared in either The Sweeney, The Professionals or Minder. Charlie Slater - armed robber Dot Cotton - villains wife Trigger - Hitman Mike Reid - armed robber Pat Butcher - prostitute Roy (Pats ex in Eastenders) - robber Johnny Allen - Cozzer And Ray Winstone - blagger Their just the ones I can think of. Anyone else? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 5, 2020 Report Share Posted August 5, 2020 1 hour ago, Major Cunt said: Anyone else noticed that almost the entire cast of Eastenders and Only Fools has also appeared in either The Sweeney, The Professionals or Minder. Charlie Slater - armed robber Dot Cotton - villains wife Trigger - Hitman Mike Reid - armed robber Pat Butcher - prostitute Roy (Pats ex in Eastenders) - robber Johnny Allen - Cozzer And Ray Winstone - blagger Their just the ones I can think of. Anyone else? I remember seeing the bloke who played Trigger in a Shakespeare production at the Globe. He was fucking brilliant. Which went against anything he played on the TV. Because he was fucking useless on that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted August 5, 2020 Report Share Posted August 5, 2020 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: I remember seeing the bloke who played Trigger in a Shakespeare production at the Globe. He was fucking brilliant. Which went against anything he played on the TV. Because he was fucking useless on that. A good hand in Tinker, Taylor etc with Gary Oldman 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted August 5, 2020 Report Share Posted August 5, 2020 7 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: I remember seeing the bloke who played Trigger in a Shakespeare production at the Globe. He was fucking brilliant. Which went against anything he played on the TV. Because he was fucking useless on that. Roger Lloyd Pack, Gyps. Considering most of the cast didn't have cockney accents or were working class. John Sullivan the creator was working class though. Probably why it works so well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 5, 2020 Report Share Posted August 5, 2020 Just now, Major Cunt said: Roger Lloyd Pack, Gyps. Considering most of the cast didn't have cockney accents or were working class. John Sullivan the creator was working class though. Probably why it works so well. I thought it was mediocre as soon as that Lego faced actress who played Cassandra joined. Got fucking annoying after that. Rodney and her breaking up all the time. Should have pulled the plug after the 'Hull and back' episode. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted August 5, 2020 Report Share Posted August 5, 2020 10 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: I remember seeing the bloke who played Trigger in a Shakespeare production at the Globe. He was fucking brilliant. Which went against anything he played on the TV. Because he was fucking useless on that. “To be, or not to be? That is the question, Dave.” 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 5, 2020 Author Report Share Posted August 5, 2020 12 hours ago, Major Cunt said: Anyone else noticed that almost the entire cast of Eastenders and Only Fools has also appeared in either The Sweeney, The Professionals or Minder. Charlie Slater - armed robber Dot Cotton - villains wife Trigger - Hitman Mike Reid - armed robber Pat Butcher - prostitute Roy (Pats ex in Eastenders) - robber Johnny Allen - Cozzer And Ray Winstone - blagger Their just the ones I can think of. Anyone else? Most of them turned up in Blakes7 too. Dot cotton and Roger Lloyd Pack were also in the 70s pandemic drama 'Survivors'. Oh yeah, Dot was in an episode of Minder as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted August 5, 2020 Report Share Posted August 5, 2020 3 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Most of them turned up in Blakes7 too. Dot cotton and Roger Lloyd Pack were also in the 70s pandemic drama 'Survivors'. Oh yeah, Dot was in an episode of Minder as well. They were working their way up the greasy ladder of showbiz in that era, jobbing actors. The bloke who played Roy in Eastenders also plays a part in Gangster Number one with Malcolm McDowel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 5, 2020 Report Share Posted August 5, 2020 12 hours ago, Major Cunt said: Anyone else noticed that almost the entire cast of Eastenders and Only Fools has also appeared in either The Sweeney, The Professionals or Minder. Charlie Slater - armed robber Dot Cotton - villains wife Trigger - Hitman Mike Reid - armed robber Pat Butcher - prostitute Roy (Pats ex in Eastenders) - robber Johnny Allen - Cozzer And Ray Winstone - blagger Their just the ones I can think of. Anyone else? The Sweeney, Professionals and Minder were Euston Films (I think) so that's why usual faces. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted August 6, 2020 Report Share Posted August 6, 2020 On 16/05/2020 at 09:25, Mrs Roops said: ...forgot to mention that we've started on The Umbrella Academy. I just binge-watched season 2. The scene where Klaus delivers his own version of the tale of the scorpion and the frog is already in my all time Top Ten TV moments, 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted August 6, 2020 Report Share Posted August 6, 2020 22 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: The Sweeney, Professionals and Minder were Euston Films (I think) so that's why usual faces. All shot around west, and northwest London. Makes sense. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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