Penny Farthing Posted May 8, 2020 Report Share Posted May 8, 2020 Its was wonderful to watch all those people standing out in the towns and villages doing the minute of silence at 1100 hours hours to the gun salutes and shouts of "GO HOME". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted May 8, 2020 Report Share Posted May 8, 2020 11 minutes ago, Dawn Chorus said: Its was wonderful to watch all those people standing out in the towns and villages doing the minute of silence at 1100 hours hours to the gun salutes and shouts of "GO HOME". What’s the cunt here then? Apart from you, obviously. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted May 8, 2020 Author Report Share Posted May 8, 2020 1 hour ago, Ape™️ said: What’s the cunt here then? Apart from you, obviously. Were you silent? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted May 8, 2020 Report Share Posted May 8, 2020 19 minutes ago, Dawn Chorus said: Were yo you silent? I was shopping in Booths to piped Vera Lynn music.... No peasants or tattoos anywhere.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted May 8, 2020 Report Share Posted May 8, 2020 26 minutes ago, Dawn Chorus said: Were yo you silent? What was the original VE Day like pen? You were accosted in an alleyway by a dozen negro GIs so I'm told? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted May 8, 2020 Author Report Share Posted May 8, 2020 5 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: I was shopping in Booths to piped Vera Lynn music.... No peasants or tattoos anywhere.. How are things in Cranford? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted May 8, 2020 Author Report Share Posted May 8, 2020 Just now, Stubby Pecker said: What was the original VE Day like pen? You were accosted in an alleyway by a dozen negro GIs so I'm told? Only eight Stubbers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted May 8, 2020 Report Share Posted May 8, 2020 32 minutes ago, Dawn Chorus said: Only eight Stubbers. Eight negro G.I.'s are the equivalent of a dozen white G.I.'s, when it comes to 'pipe laying'. (but I'm sure you knew that) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted May 8, 2020 Report Share Posted May 8, 2020 56 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: I was shopping in Booths to piped Vera Lynn music.... No peasants or tattoos anywhere.. Which Booths? Knutsford? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted May 8, 2020 Author Report Share Posted May 8, 2020 5 minutes ago, Ape™️ said: Which Booths? Knutsford? Burcough .. that's the nearest one to Skelmersdale where he lives. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted May 8, 2020 Author Report Share Posted May 8, 2020 22 minutes ago, Joker said: Eight negro G.I.'s are the equivalent of a dozen white G.I.'s, when it comes to 'pipe laying'. (but I'm sure you knew that) No I didn't. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted May 8, 2020 Author Report Share Posted May 8, 2020 1 hour ago, Earl of Punkape said: I was shopping in Booths to piped Vera Lynn music.... Nothing could be finer than Ham & Eggs in Carolina Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted May 8, 2020 Report Share Posted May 8, 2020 58 minutes ago, Dawn Chorus said: No I didn't. Well, you do now! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 8, 2020 Report Share Posted May 8, 2020 3 hours ago, Ape™️ said: What’s the cunt here then? Apart from you, obviously. Have some respect Ape. Pen put her body on the line to help the GIs before the D Day landings. Her bed springs had more bounce than zebedee. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 8, 2020 Report Share Posted May 8, 2020 1 hour ago, Ape™️ said: Which Booths? Knutsford? Gay peep-show booths. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 8, 2020 Report Share Posted May 8, 2020 I'm just waiting to see how many soppy cunts come out tonight to sing "We'll meet again". My uncle was a lighthouse keeper up off the coast of Scotland. Every night they eat the meat of a whale they'd catch because they couldn't catch any thing else. So when cook brought the pot to the dinner table they'd ask what's it tonight, Cook cod, herring? And the cook would sing "Whale meat again". Here all 75th anniversary Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted May 8, 2020 Report Share Posted May 8, 2020 49 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: I'm just waiting to see how many soppy cunts come out tonight to sing "We'll meet again". My uncle was a lighthouse keeper up off the coast of Scotland. Every night they eat the meat of a whale they'd catch because they couldn't catch any thing else. So when cook brought the pot to the dinner table they'd ask what's it tonight, Cook cod, herring? And the cook would sing "Whale meat again". Here all 75th anniversary I bet you couldn’t catch a hedgehog 🦔 lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted May 8, 2020 Author Report Share Posted May 8, 2020 40 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: I bet you couldn’t catch a hedgehog 🦔 lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted May 8, 2020 Report Share Posted May 8, 2020 17 minutes ago, Dawn Chorus said: Old fatties after lockdown. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted May 8, 2020 Report Share Posted May 8, 2020 4 hours ago, Earl of Punkape said: I was shopping in Booths to piped Vera Lynn music.... No peasants or tattoos anywhere.. My local farm shop lacks those too. But ripe with fat consultants. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted May 8, 2020 Report Share Posted May 8, 2020 1 hour ago, White Cunt said: My local farm shop lacks those too. But ripe with fat consultants. No doubt you blended in nicely... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted May 8, 2020 Report Share Posted May 8, 2020 7 hours ago, Dawn Chorus said: Only eight Stubbers. Hilarious retort. What's really funny is that you were still a bloke then Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted May 8, 2020 Author Report Share Posted May 8, 2020 28 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Hilarious retort. What's really funny is that you were still a bloke then seven years before I was born stubbly I was like you are now .. nothing. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted May 8, 2020 Report Share Posted May 8, 2020 5 minutes ago, Dawn Chorus said: seven years before I was born stubbly I was like you are now .. nothing. A likely story. More likely is that it's taken 75 years for your arsehole to heal over and the calcified spunk to finally leave your bat cave Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted May 8, 2020 Report Share Posted May 8, 2020 8 hours ago, Earl of Punkape said: I was shopping in Booths to piped Vera Lynn music.... No peasants or tattoos anywhere.. 7 hours ago, Ape™️ said: Which Booths? Knutsford? I asked you a question, cunt - kindly answer it. One of my cousins currently works in the Knutsford Booths, and I’m going to tell her to keep her eyes peeled for a weedy little faggot-poof, as it’ll undoubtedly be you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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