ratcum Posted May 8, 2020 Report Share Posted May 8, 2020 8 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: What was the original VE Day like pen? You were accosted in an alleyway by a dozen negro GIs so I'm told? she still goes weak at the knees if confronted by anyone in a gorilla suit Stub. Jewdy's the same when I dress up as Blunderwoman for him 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted May 8, 2020 Report Share Posted May 8, 2020 28 minutes ago, Ape™️ said: I asked you a question, cunt - kindly answer it. One of my cousins currently works in the Knutsford Booths, and I’m going to tell her to keep her eyes peeled for a weedy little faggot-poof, as it’ll undoubtedly be you. Dungbeetle I played club and county rugby at Number 8 so she’ll be more likely to be fluttering her eyelids... lol. Wanker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted May 8, 2020 Report Share Posted May 8, 2020 3 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: Dungbeetle I played club and county rugby at Number 8 so she’ll be more likely to be fluttering her eyelids... lol. Wanker. The Dungbeetle branch of Booths, eh? Figures. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted May 8, 2020 Report Share Posted May 8, 2020 2 minutes ago, Ape™️ said: The Dungbeetle branch of Booths, eh? Figures. You fucking cretin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted May 8, 2020 Report Share Posted May 8, 2020 14 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: You fucking cretin. Answer the fucking question, wanker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted May 8, 2020 Report Share Posted May 8, 2020 3 minutes ago, Ape™️ said: Answer the fucking question, wanker. Which question? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted May 8, 2020 Report Share Posted May 8, 2020 3 hours ago, Earl of Punkape said: No doubt you blended in nicely... Not quite. That would require a forty four inch gut, camping over a pair of sagging golden cord trousers. Do you wear cords? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 8, 2020 Report Share Posted May 8, 2020 1 hour ago, Earl of Punkape said: Dungbeetle I played club and county rugby at Number 8 so she’ll be more likely to be fluttering her eyelids... lol. Wanker. What county did you play for? Wankershire? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted May 8, 2020 Report Share Posted May 8, 2020 2 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: What county did you play for? Wankershire? Gloucestershire actually... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted May 8, 2020 Report Share Posted May 8, 2020 Just now, Earl of Punkape said: Gloucestershire actually... Bollocks, never happened. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 8, 2020 Report Share Posted May 8, 2020 3 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: Gloucestershire actually... Wanker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted May 8, 2020 Report Share Posted May 8, 2020 Just now, Stubby Pecker said: Bollocks, never happened. It must be true if you contradict me..I could say say I won the county championship with Gloucestershire but I didn’t.. You must be missing Nigeria.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted May 8, 2020 Report Share Posted May 8, 2020 4 minutes ago, King Billy said: Wanker Pimp. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted May 8, 2020 Report Share Posted May 8, 2020 4 minutes ago, King Billy said: Wanker Wanker off of other men. The closest punkers ever got to playing rugby was sucking off the first 15 front row on a what goes on tour stays on tour moment. What a vile weedy little poof 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted May 8, 2020 Report Share Posted May 8, 2020 3 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Wanker off of other men. The closest punkers ever got to playing rugby was sucking off the first 15 front row on a what goes on tour stays on tour moment. What a vile weedy little poof Pathetic maggot.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted May 8, 2020 Report Share Posted May 8, 2020 3 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: It must be true if you contradict me..I could say say I won the county championship with Gloucestershire but I didn’t.. You must be missing Nigeria.. Ironically the old man spent several years in Nigeria working for Shell BP in the 60s. Made a fucking fortune when the place was awash with oil and money unlike the cesspit of corruption and stupid African cunts it is today. I say say, I say say, I say say lol thick pissed up Walter Mitty cunt 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted May 8, 2020 Report Share Posted May 8, 2020 1 minute ago, Earl of Punkape said: Pathetic maggot.. How's your day been punkers? I've spent it with my family in the idilic Gloucestershire countryside that happens to be our home. On our afternoon stroll we heard cuckoo, wood warbler and lesser whitethroat, quietly watched a goshawk return to its nest with prey, and finished by barbecuing some find local meats for tea in our spacious wooded garden. How we peasants live Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted May 9, 2020 Report Share Posted May 9, 2020 8 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: How's your day been punkers? I've spent it with my family in the idilic Gloucestershire countryside that happens to be our home. On our afternoon stroll we heard cuckoo, wood warbler and lesser whitethroat, quietly watched a goshawk return to its nest with prey, and finished by barbecuing some find local meats for tea in our spacious wooded garden. How we peasants live Walter... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 9, 2020 Report Share Posted May 9, 2020 1 hour ago, Stubby Pecker said: How's your day been punkers? I've spent it with my family in the idilic Gloucestershire countryside that happens to be our home. On our afternoon stroll we heard cuckoo, wood warbler and lesser whitethroat, quietly watched a goshawk return to its nest with prey, and finished by barbecuing some find local meats for tea in our spacious wooded garden. How we peasants live Someone told me you lived on the 15th floor of Steven Biko house in Stoke Newington, supporter of Diane Abbott and blacker than Eddie's tea pot. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted May 9, 2020 Report Share Posted May 9, 2020 9 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: Ironically the old man spent several years in Nigeria working for Shell BP in the 60s. Made a fucking fortune when the place was awash with oil and money unlike the cesspit of corruption and stupid African cunts it is today... Jeez, your family been stalking me before I was born... Mr dear late sister-in-law was born in Port Harcourt around the same time. My husband's parents moved from Venezuela and spent two years at Owerri before moving back to S.America. My father-in-law worked for Shell. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted May 9, 2020 Report Share Posted May 9, 2020 10 hours ago, Earl of Punkape said: Which question? I’ve only asked one question, you illiterate turd. Which branch of Booths were you supposedly in? Fucking idiot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted May 9, 2020 Report Share Posted May 9, 2020 7 minutes ago, Ape™️ said: I’ve only asked one question, you illiterate turd. Which branch of Booths were you supposedly in? Fucking idiot. I’m not going to tell you. lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted May 9, 2020 Author Report Share Posted May 9, 2020 12 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: A likely story. More likely is that it's taken 75 years for your arsehole to heal over and the calcified spunk to finally leave your bat cave You have a fascination for tis sort of thing doubtless you will have experimented. I expect that some of your "papers" were stained with a mix of blood and .. lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted May 9, 2020 Author Report Share Posted May 9, 2020 8 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Someone told me you lived on the 15th floor of Steven Biko house in Stoke Newington, supporter of Diane Abbott and blacker than Eddie's tea pot. I am not sure that the Glawstershire countryside is idilic, give me the countryside around the Peckforton HIlls in Cheshire any day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted May 9, 2020 Report Share Posted May 9, 2020 29 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: I’m not going to tell you. lol. The only Booth you’ve ever been in has a hole in the wall at waist height. Vile little faggot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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