and Posted May 8, 2020 Report Share Posted May 8, 2020 Looking for an original topic, COVID's been done to death, literally, and what you watched on tv last night because you were bored is, well, boring. So, how's Brian May's buttocks shaping-up this morning? Apparently, he 'ripped his buttocks to shreds’, in a gardening accident FFS! You'd think that after spending twenty five years in a band with one of the worlds most notorious shirt-lifters, and avoiding the inevitable, he would've learned how to keep his cheeks in pristine condition. Seems that with Fred dead, he got a bit complacent, obviously contentment breeds carelessness, and he is now suffering the consequences. Queen Guitarist 'Rips' Buttocks 'To Shreds' While Gardening Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted May 8, 2020 Report Share Posted May 8, 2020 Dont stop him now,Is he keeping himself alive? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted May 8, 2020 Report Share Posted May 8, 2020 He can't sleep. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 8, 2020 Report Share Posted May 8, 2020 Bum Ripsody. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted May 8, 2020 Report Share Posted May 8, 2020 A night at the opera........tion theatre Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 8, 2020 Report Share Posted May 8, 2020 No, what I watched on telly last night is far more interesting than Brian May's arse. It was 'Blake's 7. The character of Servalan (Jaqueline Pearce) was pure wank-bank gold. fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted May 8, 2020 Report Share Posted May 8, 2020 CUNT PUFFINS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Cuntybaws Posted May 8, 2020 Report Share Posted May 8, 2020 37 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: It was 'Blake's 7. The character of Servalan (Jaqueline Pearce) was pure wank-bank gold. I'll bet your scrotum was as flat as a bat's wings before the final notes of the closing credits died away. I preferred her with long hair, though. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 8, 2020 Report Share Posted May 8, 2020 8 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: I'll bet your scrotum was as flat as a bat's wings before the final notes of the closing credits died away. I preferred her with long hair, though. Beautiful. The other two birds in Blake's crew weren't too shabby either. Women in the 70s and 80s were much better. The current crop tend to be plastic titted pouting orange slags. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted May 8, 2020 Report Share Posted May 8, 2020 2 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Beautiful. The other two birds in Blake's crew weren't too shabby either. Women in the 70s and 80s were much better. The current crop tend to be plastic titted pouting orange slags. Jenna and Cally, the telepathic little minx. And do you remember Dayna? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 8, 2020 Report Share Posted May 8, 2020 18 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Jenna and Cally, the telepathic little minx. And do you remember Dayna? I don't. I'm only up to episode 8 of the first series. Jenna & Cally portrayed by Sally Knyvette and Jan Chappell respectively. Jenna was the obvious choice, but I slightly preferred Cally. She edged it by possessing a 'quirky' attractiveness. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 8, 2020 Report Share Posted May 8, 2020 24 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Jenna and Cally, the telepathic little minx. And do you remember Dayna? While we're on the subject of Sci-Fi crumpet, I've noticed that TNG doctor Beverley Crusher closely resembles an Afghan hound in a ginger wig. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 8, 2020 Report Share Posted May 8, 2020 2 hours ago, 'eavensabove said: Another Bum Bites The Dust. Arselona Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted May 8, 2020 Report Share Posted May 8, 2020 4 minutes ago, King Billy said: Arselona Flat Bottomed Curls. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 8, 2020 Report Share Posted May 8, 2020 4 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: Flat Bottomed Curls. My hairy ring Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted May 8, 2020 Report Share Posted May 8, 2020 5 minutes ago, King Billy said: My hairy ring At the massage parlour.... Good evening slimeball. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 8, 2020 Report Share Posted May 8, 2020 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: Beautiful. The other two birds in Blake's crew weren't too shabby either. Women in the 70s and 80s were much better. The current crop tend to be plastic titted pouting orange slags. I read Paul Darrow's autobiography You're him aren't you? If you can, get it. In it he explains he's one of the few people to shoot and kill his wife but not get prosecuted. Work it out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted May 8, 2020 Report Share Posted May 8, 2020 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: While we're on the subject of Sci-Fi crumpet, I've noticed that TNG doctor Beverley Crusher closely resembles an Afghan hound in a ginger wig. Dorothy Dandridge was a little minx in Sun Valley Serenade. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted May 8, 2020 Report Share Posted May 8, 2020 2 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: I read Paul Darrow's autobiography You're him aren't you? If you can, get it. In it he explains he's one of the few people to shoot and kill his wife but not get prosecuted. Work it out There was one here in the 1970s .. he fucked off to Malta and the police never charged him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted May 8, 2020 Report Share Posted May 8, 2020 4 minutes ago, King Billy said: My hairy ring Death On Two Legs - The loser In The End. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted May 8, 2020 Report Share Posted May 8, 2020 1 minute ago, Dawn Chorus said: Dorothy Dandridge was a little minx in Sun Valley Serenade. How’s life in Crewe ? lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted May 8, 2020 Report Share Posted May 8, 2020 Just now, Earl of Punkape said: How’s life in Crewe ? lol. I have not been there since January 2019. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted May 8, 2020 Report Share Posted May 8, 2020 1 minute ago, Earl of Punkape said: How’s life in Crewe ? lol. I was a West-Ender by the way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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