Guest 'eavensabove Posted May 8, 2020 Report Share Posted May 8, 2020 5 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: I read Paul Darrow's autobiography You're him aren't you? If you can, get it. In it he explains he's one of the few people to shoot and kill his wife but not get prosecuted. Work it out Did OJ Simpson read it too? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 8, 2020 Report Share Posted May 8, 2020 3 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: Death On Two Legs - The loser In The End. Tie your mower down Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted May 8, 2020 Report Share Posted May 8, 2020 2 minutes ago, Dawn Chorus said: I was a West-Ender by the way. Presumably the grotty part of Crewe? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted May 8, 2020 Report Share Posted May 8, 2020 Just now, Earl of Punkape said: Presumably the grotty part of Crewe? Church Coppenhall. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted May 8, 2020 Report Share Posted May 8, 2020 Just now, Dawn Chorus said: Church Coppenhall. I’ll definitely avoid it... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted May 8, 2020 Report Share Posted May 8, 2020 4 minutes ago, King Billy said: Tie your mower down Crash Dive In Man Goes Shitter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted May 8, 2020 Report Share Posted May 8, 2020 Just now, Earl of Punkape said: I’ll definitely avoid it... Crewe is not actually Crewe .. Crewe is really Monks Coppenhall and the original Crewe is now Crewe Green .. the name derives from a Welsh word criu. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 8, 2020 Report Share Posted May 8, 2020 12 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: I read Paul Darrow's autobiography You're him aren't you? If you can, get it. In it he explains he's one of the few people to shoot and kill his wife but not get prosecuted. Work it out I remember you being an 'Avon lady'. I thought that Paul Darrow was married to Glynis Barber? She hasn't been shot has she? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted May 8, 2020 Report Share Posted May 8, 2020 Just now, Dawn Chorus said: Crewe is not actually Crewe .. Crewe is really Monks Coppenhall and the original Crewe is now Crewe Green .. the name derives from a Welsh word criu. Fascinating.....I’ll avoid the place like the plague... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 8, 2020 Report Share Posted May 8, 2020 5 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I remember you being an 'Avon lady'. I thought that Paul Darrow was married to Glynis Barber? She hasn't been shot has she? Ah, you mean the scene in Blake,s 7 where he shot the actress he was married to in a theatrical sense. Worked it out now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted May 8, 2020 Report Share Posted May 8, 2020 6 minutes ago, Dawn Chorus said: Crewe is not actually Crewe .. Crewe is really Monks Coppenhall and the original Crewe is now Crewe Green .. the name derives from a Welsh word criu. Crow is not actually Crow... Crow is really Corvus and the original Crow was Wurzel Gummidge.. the name derives from its raucous voice crwo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 8, 2020 Report Share Posted May 8, 2020 18 minutes ago, Dawn Chorus said: Church Coppenhall. Coppefill-on-bottom 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 8, 2020 Report Share Posted May 8, 2020 6 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Ah, you mean the scene in Blake,s 7 where he shot the actress he was married to in a theatrical sense. Worked it out now. Yep. The ending was pure gold. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 8, 2020 Report Share Posted May 8, 2020 49 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: At the massage parlour.... Good evening slimeball. Do you really think I’m ashamed that I owned a whorehouse in the past? Why the fuck would I be? Prostitution is legal in most countries and my establishment was a licenced sauna, operated legally and inspected by the council and the old bill regularly as they knew what was going on there.The police in many cities in the U.K. allow brothels to exist because it’s widely accepted that the girls who work in them are far safer than street workers who have a high expectancy of being violently assaulted, raped or murdered. Almost every Roman Catholic country in the world has legal prostitution, even Italy. The pope can probably see dozens of brothels from his window as he’s bent over the window sill having his arsehole plunged by some underage trainee priest or choirboy . So put your pretend moral disgust back where you’ve pretended to find it and fuck off. Mother Theresa was a filthy old shit cunt too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 8, 2020 Report Share Posted May 8, 2020 24 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: Crash Dive In Man Goes Shitter. Thong Away Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted May 8, 2020 Report Share Posted May 8, 2020 3 minutes ago, King Billy said: Mother Theresa was a filthy old shit cunt too. ...AND she had the rubbing/healing hands of a Catholic whore and her piss was considered to be Holy Water to The Pope. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted May 8, 2020 Report Share Posted May 8, 2020 30 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: Fascinating.....I’ll avoid the place like the plague... All change at Crewe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted May 8, 2020 Report Share Posted May 8, 2020 18 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Coppefill-on-bottom Sydney Bridge is in Crewe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted May 8, 2020 Report Share Posted May 8, 2020 4 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: No, what I watched on telly last night is far more interesting than Brian May's arse. It was 'Blake's 7. The character of Servalan (Jaqueline Pearce) was pure wank-bank gold. fuck off. Had I not watched Blakes 7 and Servalan in particular, I and most blokes in their 40s and 50s would now be screaming benders. One of the most fuckable telly characters of all time 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted May 8, 2020 Report Share Posted May 8, 2020 50 minutes ago, Dawn Chorus said: Sydney Bridge is in Crewe. Jump off it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted May 8, 2020 Report Share Posted May 8, 2020 2 hours ago, King Billy said: Do you really think I’m ashamed that I owned a whorehouse in the past? Why the fuck would I be? Prostitution is legal in most countries and my establishment was a licenced sauna, operated legally and inspected by the council and the old bill regularly as they knew what was going on there.The police in many cities in the U.K. allow brothels to exist because it’s widely accepted that the girls who work in them are far safer than street workers who have a high expectancy of being violently assaulted, raped or murdered. Almost every Roman Catholic country in the world has legal prostitution, even Italy. The pope can probably see dozens of brothels from his window as he’s bent over the window sill having his arsehole plunged by some underage trainee priest or choirboy . So put your pretend moral disgust back where you’ve pretended to find it and fuck off. Mother Theresa was a filthy old shit cunt too. The Vatican and the Catholic Church’s stance on prostitution is hardly opaque...nevertheless they are not as you would pathetically attempt to obfuscate. The likelihood is that you still have business interests in the massage parlour industry and you and your criminal family accomplices are still operating and abetting the spread of Covid 19. Regardless of the legal technicalities your involvement in blatant prostitution is revolting. You have undoubtedly been party to the spreading of AIDS and other venereal diseases and have received the devil’s lucre for such corrupting depravity.Prositution is irrevocably entwined with hard drugs so it’s likely you have profited from and corrupted others through this despicable medium. You destroy lives and corrupt the young,the feckless and the ignorant I might have some sympathy for your warped business integrity and moral largesse if you can condone your wife and daughters working professionally in your massage sleazepit then watch them peel the courgettes for the ratatouille... What’s the answer sleazeball ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gronda Gronda Posted May 8, 2020 Report Share Posted May 8, 2020 2 hours ago, Earl of Punkape said: Fascinating.....I’ll avoid the place like the plague... What's so bad about Crewe? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted May 8, 2020 Report Share Posted May 8, 2020 2 minutes ago, Gronda Gronda said: What's so bad about Crewe? Oh fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gronda Gronda Posted May 8, 2020 Report Share Posted May 8, 2020 4 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: Oh fuck off. You'll happily walk the streets of Tower Hamlets at night wearing lycra, occasionally snapping your fingers to the left, but you won't go near Crewe. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted May 8, 2020 Report Share Posted May 8, 2020 1 minute ago, Gronda Gronda said: You'll happily walk the streets of Tower Hamlets at night wearing lycra, occasionally snapping your fingers to the left, but you won't go near Crewe. Why? Gronda Gronda a fish called Wanda... Sod off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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