Guest 'eavensabove Posted May 8, 2020 Report Share Posted May 8, 2020 1 minute ago, Gronda Gronda said: You'll happily walk the streets of Tower Hamlets at night wearing lycra, occasionally snapping your fingers to the left, but you won't go near Crewe. Why? It's Dame Widow Fwankie's, manor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted May 8, 2020 Report Share Posted May 8, 2020 (edited) 3 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: Gronda Gronda a fish called Wanda... Sod off. Enough of all that. What is your view on Brian May's buttocks? One would have thought that you'd step forward in his hour of need to offer the chap a hand. It's the very least you could do, given your position. Edited May 8, 2020 by 'eavensabove WASHING MY HANDS FOR 20 SECONDS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted May 8, 2020 Report Share Posted May 8, 2020 Just now, 'eavensabove said: Enough of all that. What is your view on Brian May's buttocks? What’s your view of David Furnish’s buttocks? (Probably posted all over your bedsit walls) lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted May 8, 2020 Report Share Posted May 8, 2020 1 minute ago, Earl of Punkape said: What’s your view of David Furnish’s buttocks? (Probably posted all over your bedsit walls) lol. Now you're being daft. I asked you a serious question. You're a Queen fan, are you not? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gronda Gronda Posted May 8, 2020 Report Share Posted May 8, 2020 7 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: Gronda Gronda a fish called Wanda... Sod off. Not bad. He pretends to be a nobleman / he calls himself an ape / whenever he bends over / his anus starts to gape Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted May 8, 2020 Report Share Posted May 8, 2020 Just now, 'eavensabove said: Now you're being daft. I asked you a serious question. You're a Queen fan, are you not? Never.....I followed Northern Soul in 70’s and 80’s...I looked extraordinary because I was the first person to wear plus twos at Wigan Casino and the Twisted Wheel... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 8, 2020 Report Share Posted May 8, 2020 2 hours ago, King Billy said: Do you really think I’m ashamed that I owned a whorehouse in the past? Why the fuck would I be? Prostitution is legal in most countries and my establishment was a licenced sauna, operated legally and inspected by the council and the old bill regularly as they knew what was going on there.The police in many cities in the U.K. allow brothels to exist because it’s widely accepted that the girls who work in them are far safer than street workers who have a high expectancy of being violently assaulted, raped or murdered. Almost every Roman Catholic country in the world has legal prostitution, even Italy. The pope can probably see dozens of brothels from his window as he’s bent over the window sill having his arsehole plunged by some underage trainee priest or choirboy . So put your pretend moral disgust back where you’ve pretended to find it and fuck off. Mother Theresa was a filthy old shit cunt too. Is it even possible for a prostitute to be raped? Stand in front of a gun, expect to be shot. The fucking slags even demand to be called 'sex workers' now. If you don't like it, learn to fucking type. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 8, 2020 Report Share Posted May 8, 2020 1 hour ago, Earl of Punkape said: The Vatican and the Catholic Church’s stance on prostitution is hardly opaque...nevertheless they are not as you would pathetically attempt to obfuscate. The likelihood is that you still have business interests in the massage parlour industry and you and your criminal family accomplices are still operating and abetting the spread of Covid 19. Regardless of the legal technicalities your involvement in blatant prostitution is revolting. You have undoubtedly been party to the spreading of AIDS and other venereal diseases and have received the devil’s lucre for such corrupting depravity.Prositution is irrevocably entwined with hard drugs so it’s likely you have profited from and corrupted others through this despicable medium. You destroy lives and corrupt the young,the feckless and the ignorant I might have some sympathy for your warped business integrity and moral largesse if you can condone your wife and daughters working professionally in your massage sleazepit then watch them peel the courgettes for the ratatouille... What’s the answer sleazeball ? 😂😂😂😂😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted May 8, 2020 Report Share Posted May 8, 2020 1 hour ago, Earl of Punkape said: Gronda Gronda a fish called Wanda... Sod off. Will you be reinacting the cancelled nottinghill carnival this year and stuffing an oversized black pudding up your arse repeatedly? Do you involve your family in such jaunts? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 8, 2020 Report Share Posted May 8, 2020 59 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: Never.....I followed Northern Soul in 70’s and 80’s Northern arsehole? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted May 9, 2020 Report Share Posted May 9, 2020 Punkers, give this floppy haired cunt some tips to garden uphill as it would seem he's doing something wrong. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted May 9, 2020 Report Share Posted May 9, 2020 11 hours ago, Earl of Punkape said: The Vatican and the Catholic Church’s stance on prostitution is hardly opaque...nevertheless they are not as you would pathetically attempt to obfuscate. The likelihood is that you still have business interests in the massage parlour industry and you and your criminal family accomplices are still operating and abetting the spread of Covid 19. Regardless of the legal technicalities your involvement in blatant prostitution is revolting. You have undoubtedly been party to the spreading of AIDS and other venereal diseases and have received the devil’s lucre for such corrupting depravity.Prositution is irrevocably entwined with hard drugs so it’s likely you have profited from and corrupted others through this despicable medium. You destroy lives and corrupt the young,the feckless and the ignorant I might have some sympathy for your warped business integrity and moral largesse if you can condone your wife and daughters working professionally in your massage sleazepit then watch them peel the courgettes for the ratatouille... What’s the answer sleazeball ? Your faux philosophy fails at the first hurdle because you are asking the reader to accept that a branch of Christianity is the sole legitimate arbiter of natural moral law and jurisprudence. If you must moralise, try and take a secular position. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted May 9, 2020 Report Share Posted May 9, 2020 15 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said: Your faux philosophy fails at the first hurdle because you are asking the reader to accept that a branch of Christianity is the sole legitimate arbiter of natural moral law and jurisprudence. If you must moralise, try and take a secular position. Are you really so fucking bored that you're trying to reprogram punkape.exe? Go and do some gardening or at least try and work on your tan, Morticia. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted May 9, 2020 Report Share Posted May 9, 2020 11 hours ago, Earl of Punkape said: Never.....I followed Northern Soul in 70’s and 80’s...I looked extraordinary because I was the first person to wear plus twos at Wigan Casino and the Twisted Wheel... And so, let's get you straight (even though an impossible task) Clad in your Twisted Heels, plus two wig's on, you took extraordinary steps to follow the souls of 70 - 80 year-old Northerners playing Casio organs. Yep. That figures. Thanks for clearing things up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted May 9, 2020 Report Share Posted May 9, 2020 3 hours ago, Roadkill said: Are you really so fucking bored that you're trying to reprogram punkape.exe?... I'm on a mission from God. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted May 9, 2020 Report Share Posted May 9, 2020 14 hours ago, Earl of Punkape said: Never.....I followed Northern Soul in 70’s and 80’s...I looked extraordinary because I was the first person to wear plus twos at Wigan Casino and the Twisted Wheel... I did you for not having a ticket when you tried to hide behind the seat on the early Sunday morning Preston to Euston train. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest SomeCuntFromWeston Posted May 9, 2020 Report Share Posted May 9, 2020 17 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: Had I not watched Blakes 7 and Servalan in particular, I and most blokes in their 40s and 50s would now be screaming benders. One of the most fuckable telly characters of all time Chucking custard over Sally James on Tiswas did it for me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 9, 2020 Report Share Posted May 9, 2020 15 hours ago, 'eavensabove said: Now you're being daft. I asked you a serious question. You're a Queen fan, are you not? I fucking hate Queen. It seems ever since the goofy little fucker cashed in his chips they're never off the fucking radio Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 9, 2020 Report Share Posted May 9, 2020 6 minutes ago, SomeCuntFromWeston said: Chucking custard over Sally James on Tiswas did it for me. Is that why the pics of her in your weekly 'Look In' magazine always stuck to the other pages? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest SomeCuntFromWeston Posted May 9, 2020 Report Share Posted May 9, 2020 18 hours ago, King Billy said: Do you really think I’m ashamed that I owned a whorehouse in the past? Why the fuck would I be? Prostitution is legal in most countries and my establishment was a licenced sauna, operated legally and inspected by the council and the old bill regularly as they knew what was going on there.The police in many cities in the U.K. allow brothels to exist because it’s widely accepted that the girls who work in them are far safer than street workers who have a high expectancy of being violently assaulted, raped or murdered. Almost every Roman Catholic country in the world has legal prostitution, even Italy. The pope can probably see dozens of brothels from his window as he’s bent over the window sill having his arsehole plunged by some underage trainee priest or choirboy . So put your pretend moral disgust back where you’ve pretended to find it and fuck off. Mother Theresa was a filthy old shit cunt too. I hope this debate has a Happy Ending Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 9, 2020 Report Share Posted May 9, 2020 16 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Is it even possible for a prostitute to be raped? Stand in front of a gun, expect to be shot. The fucking slags even demand to be called 'sex workers' now. If you don't like it, learn to fucking type. Is it possible for a prostitute to be raped? Yes, when the fucking cheque bounces. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted May 9, 2020 Author Report Share Posted May 9, 2020 21 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: I don't. I'm only up to episode 8 of the first series. Jenna & Cally portrayed by Sally Knyvette and Jan Chappell respectively. Jenna was the obvious choice, but I slightly preferred Cally. She edged it by possessing a 'quirky' attractiveness. Happy now? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted May 9, 2020 Author Report Share Posted May 9, 2020 20 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: I thought that Paul Darrow was married to Glynis Barber? Glynis Barber is married to that Yank cunt Michael Brandon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted May 9, 2020 Report Share Posted May 9, 2020 2 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: I fucking hate Queen. It seems ever since the goofy little fucker cashed in his chips they're never off the fucking radio It's radio ga ga, Gyps. Have you changed yer valves? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 9, 2020 Report Share Posted May 9, 2020 1 hour ago, Joker said: Glynis Barber is married to that Yank cunt Michael Brandon. She's still worth shagging though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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