Eric Cuntman Posted May 15, 2020 Report Share Posted May 15, 2020 Bruce Lee was a fucking legend. His speed and coordination were unmatched. I can handle myself, but I doubt I would last 20 seconds against him. A phenomenal hard cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 15, 2020 Report Share Posted May 15, 2020 16 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: He picks locks so it weren't him. I bought a lock picking set off Amazon a couple of weeks ago to help with the boredom of this fucking lockdown pullaver. It came with 3 see through locks of different types and about 30 different picks. I’ve been watching loads of videos on YouTube and it’s fucking easy now. I can pick all the doors in my house, every padlock I can find. I can’t believe how easy it is once you know how the inside of different lock types work. I’d go out and do a few burglaries if every cunt wasn’t in all the time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted May 15, 2020 Report Share Posted May 15, 2020 9 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Bruce Lee was a fucking legend. His speed and coordination were unmatched. I can handle myself, but I doubt I would last 20 seconds against him. A phenomenal hard cunt. Yeh, I bet you fucking do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 15, 2020 Report Share Posted May 15, 2020 12 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Bruce Lee was a fucking legend. His speed and coordination were unmatched. I can handle myself, but I doubt I would last 20 seconds against him. A phenomenal hard cunt. I liked the way he could jump up onto roofs from a static position. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted May 15, 2020 Report Share Posted May 15, 2020 Just now, King Billy said: I liked the way he could jump up onto roofs from a static position. ...and poofs 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted May 15, 2020 Report Share Posted May 15, 2020 29 minutes ago, King Billy said: I liked the way he could jump up onto roofs from a static position. Useful if you had to escape from a dodgy massage parlour... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 15, 2020 Report Share Posted May 15, 2020 33 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: Yeh, I bet you fucking do. You're so gay. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Stoolstabber500 Posted May 15, 2020 Report Share Posted May 15, 2020 7 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: You're so gay. You probably think this song is about you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted May 15, 2020 Report Share Posted May 15, 2020 1 hour ago, King Billy said: Are you sure that wasn’t Neil? Unlikely, unless there was a filthy Bedford rascal parked outside with muffled cries from within Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted May 15, 2020 Report Share Posted May 15, 2020 45 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: Yeh, I bet you fucking do. Wanking beats raping domestic fowl every time Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted May 15, 2020 Report Share Posted May 15, 2020 1 minute ago, Stubby Pecker said: Unlikely, unless there was a filthy Bedford rascal parked outside with muffled cries from within Good evening Everard....good day in the undergrowth on Hamstead Heath with the Gerbils? lol. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted May 15, 2020 Report Share Posted May 15, 2020 3 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: Good evening Everard....good day in the undergrowth on Hamstead Heath with the Gerbils? lol. Rodents are your bag old bean. I've only seen fallow deer (very hard to catch) and wild boar (would attemp fucking one for a million quid) today. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted May 15, 2020 Report Share Posted May 15, 2020 Just now, Stubby Pecker said: Rodents are your bag old bean. I've only seen fallow deer (very hard to catch) and wild boar (would attemp fucking one for a million quid) today. You obviously need a firearms license then a good solid hunting rifle.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted May 15, 2020 Report Share Posted May 15, 2020 2 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: You obviously need a firearms license then a good solid hunting rifle.... You'd need something pretty substantial to take out the boar but I detest hunting unless it's for the pot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted May 15, 2020 Report Share Posted May 15, 2020 Just now, Stubby Pecker said: You'd need something pretty substantial to take out the boar but I detest hunting unless it's for the pot A friend of mine shoots wild boar in Bulgaria....he used a hefty 7.62 Rifle to take the fucking things down. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted May 15, 2020 Report Share Posted May 15, 2020 2 hours ago, King Billy said: I can’t twin with you can I? It's not conceivable unless you just-ate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted May 15, 2020 Report Share Posted May 15, 2020 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: Bruce Lee was a fucking legend. His speed and coordination were unmatched. I can handle myself, but I doubt I would last 20 seconds against him. A phenomenal hard cunt. 😁😁😁😁 no comment 😆😆 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 15, 2020 Report Share Posted May 15, 2020 1 hour ago, Earl of Punkape said: Useful if you had to escape from a dodgy massage parlour... Or if you were being molested by a priest. Rattled little sausage smoker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted May 15, 2020 Report Share Posted May 15, 2020 43 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: A friend of mine shoots wild boar in Bulgaria....he used a hefty 7.62 Rifle to take the fucking things down. ...but they are not as big a bore as Stubby is. lol lol 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted May 15, 2020 Report Share Posted May 15, 2020 6 minutes ago, judgetwi said: 😁😁😁😁 no comment 😆😆 Shouldn't you be making some ham fisted, half drunk attempt to recreate your usual culinary delight of a shitty kebab? The only good thing about the pubs being closed is you can't bore the poor cunts in your local boozer shittless until you lurch out to feed. They must all think you're a complete cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted May 15, 2020 Report Share Posted May 15, 2020 1 minute ago, Witheredscrote said: ...but they are not as big a bore as Stubby is. lol lol What's the bore of your favourite gooses arsehole? I'm guessing pea shooter sized lol lol fuck off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 15, 2020 Report Share Posted May 15, 2020 1 hour ago, Witheredscrote said: Yeh, I bet you fucking do. He can handle himself. I've told him he'll go blind if he keeps handling himself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted May 15, 2020 Report Share Posted May 15, 2020 2 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Shouldn't you be making some ham fisted, half drunk attempt to recreate your usual culinary delight of a shitty kebab? The only good thing about the pubs being closed is you can't bore the poor cunts in your local boozer shittless until you lurch out to feed. They must all think you're a complete cunt Obviously when it comes to ham fisted remarks, Judge prefers to leave it to experts such as yourself. lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 15, 2020 Report Share Posted May 15, 2020 17 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: It's not conceivable unless you just-ate. Are you kidding? Have you been on the bottle? There’s suckling wrong with you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 15, 2020 Report Share Posted May 15, 2020 1 hour ago, King Billy said: I liked the way he could jump up onto roofs from a static position. I thought that was Wonderwoman. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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