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52 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said:

A friend of mine shoots wild boar in Bulgaria....he used a hefty 7.62 Rifle to take the fucking things down.

Shoots his load up your arse you fucking bore. Seems a lot more likely to me. I almost believed you till I read the word friend.

Fuck off.

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7 minutes ago, King Billy said:

Are you kidding? Have you been on the bottle? There’s suckling wrong with you.

Cut the wrong cord, has it?  I was only teething you. 

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2 minutes ago, King Billy said:

No way baby. I’m in fantastic shape.

No you're not. You're potty. 

I'm a cot above the rest. 

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1 hour ago, Earl of Punkape said:

Good evening Everard....good day in the undergrowth on Hamstead Heath with the Gerbils?

lol.

Congratulations for being top of the leaderboard. I’m very pleased for you, but I’m directly below you so whatever that is that’s dripping out of your arse onto my face, I’m seriously not pleased about that.

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26 minutes ago, King Billy said:

Congratulations for being top of the leaderboard. I’m very pleased for you, but I’m directly below you so whatever that is that’s dripping out of your arse onto my face, I’m seriously not pleased about that.

Long time since I was top.

Long time since I was in the top 4. 

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22 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said:

Long time since I was top.

Long time since I was in the top 4. 

Lay back and think of England. 

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59 minutes ago, King Billy said:

Congratulations for being top of the leaderboard. I’m very pleased for you, but I’m directly below you so whatever that is that’s dripping out of your arse onto my face, I’m seriously not pleased about that.

He's given Spot a back-hander. 

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2 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said:

Shouldn't you be making some ham fisted, half drunk attempt to recreate your usual culinary delight of a shitty kebab? The only good thing about the pubs being closed is you can't bore the poor cunts in your local boozer shittless until you lurch out to feed. They must all think you're a complete cunt

No, just you mate, and I don’t blame you. You’re struggling ain’t ya?

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11 hours ago, White Cunt said:

You need some hefty arms to nail a native Balkan.

Nahhh. Not Punker's. 

He can nail a Balkan to his headboard with no more than a laced glass of GHB and the heels from his stilettoes. 

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On 15/05/2020 at 11:14, 'eavensabove said:

Segal, is an odd looking cunt. Strange voice too. More half-bit actor than fighter. I'm sure I'd just stand there and laugh at the twat. He twitches like a flid… Giant Haystacks would have flattened him. Who's the little shaved-head cunt, drives fast motors? Can't think of his name. He'd wipe the floor with Segal. 

I think you are talking about Jason Statham.  

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