Stubby Pecker Posted May 15, 2020 Report Share Posted May 15, 2020 Just now, Witheredscrote said: Obviously when it comes to ham fisted remarks, Judge prefers to leave it to experts such as yourself. lol Fisted is an unfortunate word for you to use froggy. Even as you typed it your flock would have been quaking with fear Goose fucker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 15, 2020 Report Share Posted May 15, 2020 2 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Bruce Lee was a fucking legend. His speed and coordination were unmatched. I can handle myself, but I doubt I would last 20 seconds against him. A phenomenal hard cunt. I could last ages against him. Cos he's faaking dead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 15, 2020 Report Share Posted May 15, 2020 52 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: A friend of mine shoots wild boar in Bulgaria....he used a hefty 7.62 Rifle to take the fucking things down. Shoots his load up your arse you fucking bore. Seems a lot more likely to me. I almost believed you till I read the word friend. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted May 15, 2020 Report Share Posted May 15, 2020 7 minutes ago, King Billy said: Are you kidding? Have you been on the bottle? There’s suckling wrong with you. Cut the wrong cord, has it? I was only teething you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 15, 2020 Report Share Posted May 15, 2020 2 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: Cut the wrong cord, has it? I was only teething you. No way baby. I’m in fantastic shape. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted May 15, 2020 Report Share Posted May 15, 2020 2 minutes ago, King Billy said: No way baby. I’m in fantastic shape. No you're not. You're potty. I'm a cot above the rest. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 15, 2020 Report Share Posted May 15, 2020 1 hour ago, Earl of Punkape said: Good evening Everard....good day in the undergrowth on Hamstead Heath with the Gerbils? lol. Congratulations for being top of the leaderboard. I’m very pleased for you, but I’m directly below you so whatever that is that’s dripping out of your arse onto my face, I’m seriously not pleased about that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 15, 2020 Report Share Posted May 15, 2020 52 minutes ago, judgetwi said: 😁😁😁😁 no comment 😆😆 Probably for the best. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 15, 2020 Report Share Posted May 15, 2020 16 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: No you're not. You're potty. I'm a cot above the rest. It’s OK you’re not buggying me. Don’t throw your toys out of the pram. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted May 15, 2020 Report Share Posted May 15, 2020 1 hour ago, Earl of Punkape said: Useful if you had to escape from a dodgy massage parlour... I see that you are now King of The Castle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 15, 2020 Report Share Posted May 15, 2020 1 minute ago, Dawn Chorus said: I see that you are now King of The Castle. The world’s gone mad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted May 15, 2020 Report Share Posted May 15, 2020 22 minutes ago, King Billy said: Congratulations for being top of the leaderboard. I’m very pleased for you, but I’m directly below you so whatever that is that’s dripping out of your arse onto my face, I’m seriously not pleased about that. Where’s the leaderboard? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted May 15, 2020 Report Share Posted May 15, 2020 2 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: Where’s the leaderboard? Its just past the 19th hole. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 15, 2020 Report Share Posted May 15, 2020 26 minutes ago, King Billy said: Congratulations for being top of the leaderboard. I’m very pleased for you, but I’m directly below you so whatever that is that’s dripping out of your arse onto my face, I’m seriously not pleased about that. Long time since I was top. Long time since I was in the top 4. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted May 15, 2020 Report Share Posted May 15, 2020 27 minutes ago, Dawn Chorus said: I see that you are now King of The Castle. Get down you dirty rascal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted May 15, 2020 Report Share Posted May 15, 2020 22 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Long time since I was top. Long time since I was in the top 4. Lay back and think of England. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 15, 2020 Report Share Posted May 15, 2020 6 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: Get down you dirty rascal. Go down on the dirty rascal Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted May 15, 2020 Report Share Posted May 15, 2020 4 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Go down on the dirty rascal Dizzee Rascal? Yukk! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted May 15, 2020 Report Share Posted May 15, 2020 59 minutes ago, King Billy said: Congratulations for being top of the leaderboard. I’m very pleased for you, but I’m directly below you so whatever that is that’s dripping out of your arse onto my face, I’m seriously not pleased about that. He's given Spot a back-hander. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted May 15, 2020 Report Share Posted May 15, 2020 2 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: Shouldn't you be making some ham fisted, half drunk attempt to recreate your usual culinary delight of a shitty kebab? The only good thing about the pubs being closed is you can't bore the poor cunts in your local boozer shittless until you lurch out to feed. They must all think you're a complete cunt No, just you mate, and I don’t blame you. You’re struggling ain’t ya? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted May 15, 2020 Report Share Posted May 15, 2020 3 hours ago, Earl of Punkape said: A friend of mine shoots wild boar in Bulgaria....he used a hefty 7.62 Rifle to take the fucking things down. You need some hefty arms to nail a native Balkan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted May 16, 2020 Report Share Posted May 16, 2020 7 hours ago, Earl of Punkape said: Where’s the leaderboard? Well done Punkers. At long last the cretinous hoards of this site have witnessed your true worth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted May 16, 2020 Report Share Posted May 16, 2020 11 hours ago, White Cunt said: You need some hefty arms to nail a native Balkan. Nahhh. Not Punker's. He can nail a Balkan to his headboard with no more than a laced glass of GHB and the heels from his stilettoes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted May 16, 2020 Report Share Posted May 16, 2020 21 hours ago, judgetwi said: No, just you mate, and I don’t blame you. You’re struggling ain’t ya? Struggling to fund new ways of calling you a cunt. Inspiration is lacking. Do me, and everybody else, a favour and never post again so I don't keep repeating myself Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Weary&Disgusted Posted June 7, 2020 Report Share Posted June 7, 2020 On 15/05/2020 at 11:14, 'eavensabove said: Segal, is an odd looking cunt. Strange voice too. More half-bit actor than fighter. I'm sure I'd just stand there and laugh at the twat. He twitches like a flid… Giant Haystacks would have flattened him. Who's the little shaved-head cunt, drives fast motors? Can't think of his name. He'd wipe the floor with Segal. I think you are talking about Jason Statham. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.