Earl of Punkape Posted May 17, 2020 Report Share Posted May 17, 2020 Just now, judgetwi said: A mate of mine and his brother were first off on Wednesday morning PPB. Apparently they had some bloke following them around making sure they kept to the rules. What did he expect?........,they were going to fuck each other on the tenth green? Have they opened your council pitch and putt yet Pretend Posh Boy? I hope you clean your 7 iron before you play, know what I mean? “A mate of mine” Peasant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 17, 2020 Report Share Posted May 17, 2020 5 hours ago, White Cunt said: You need to cut down on drink, Punkers. You make little sense. Daft cunts rarely do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted May 17, 2020 Report Share Posted May 17, 2020 1 hour ago, Earl of Punkape said: “A mate of mine” Peasant. Yeah, really funny PPB. Have a gold star to put on your chart, wanker. Now, Posh boy I see all these politicians crying about the poor children of the working class and how they need to be back in school because schools are so wonderful and improve their “life chances”, and their mental elf and keep them safe and all that shit. But I ain’t seen a single one of these shitcunts talk about private education. What’s going on there PPB? You’ve got the inside track so what’s your view? Tell us about it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 17, 2020 Report Share Posted May 17, 2020 41 minutes ago, judgetwi said: Yeah, really funny PPB. Have a gold star to put on your chart, wanker. Now, Posh boy I see all these politicians crying about the poor children of the working class and how they need to be back in school because schools are so wonderful and improve their “life chances”, and their mental elf and keep them safe and all that shit. But I ain’t seen a single one of these shitcunts talk about private education. What’s going on there PPB? You’ve got the inside track so what’s your view? Tell us about it. They want them back in school because some of them may end up not being brainwashed into a life of hand-wringing faggotry. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted May 17, 2020 Report Share Posted May 17, 2020 36 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: They want them back in school because some of them may end up not being brainwashed into a life of hand-wringing faggotry. They might even start noticing they have different skin colours. Or, heavens forbid, some of the weird ones might not be getting told they're special little snowflakes every single day for claiming to be gay. And you can cuarantee some work drone parents will have just cut the power cables of their disabled children's wheelchairs and put them in a dark room with a sheet thrown over their heads in the absence of Nanny. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted May 18, 2020 Report Share Posted May 18, 2020 10 hours ago, judgetwi said: Yeah, really funny PPB. Have a gold star to put on your chart, wanker. Now, Posh boy I see all these politicians crying about the poor children of the working class and how they need to be back in school because schools are so wonderful and improve their “life chances”, and their mental elf and keep them safe and all that shit. But I ain’t seen a single one of these shitcunts talk about private education. What’s going on there PPB? You’ve got the inside track so what’s your view? Tell us about it. Anyone who starts a sentence with “Yeah” displays social and intellectual slovenliness. It’s just one of the reasons why you are unacceptable as a member of any decent golf club. lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted May 18, 2020 Report Share Posted May 18, 2020 On 17/05/2020 at 10:04, Eddie said: I have a spot going at the car wash if you are interested Ape? Eddie, I’m thinking of replacing my front door. You haven’t seen any good ones lying around have you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 18, 2020 Report Share Posted May 18, 2020 8 minutes ago, Bill Stickers said: Eddie, I’m thinking of replacing my front door. You haven’t seen any good ones lying around have you? I saw a mattress in a garden the other day. Only some light staining. Doesn't look like one of Neil's cast-offs. I could drop it round for petrol money and tea and biscuits if you like. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 18, 2020 Report Share Posted May 18, 2020 14 minutes ago, Bill Stickers said: Eddie, I’m thinking of replacing my front door. You haven’t seen any good ones lying around have you? 4 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I saw a mattress in a garden the other day. Only some light staining. Doesn't look like one of Neil's cast-offs. I could drop it round for petrol money and tea and biscuits if you like. What is this; Cunt's Corner Exchange and Mart? I've got some surplus lead (once owned by the Church of England) I don't need. Bottle of Cabernet Sauvignon will do. Must pick up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted May 18, 2020 Report Share Posted May 18, 2020 2 hours ago, Bill Stickers said: Eddie, I’m thinking of replacing my front door. You haven’t seen any good ones lying around have you? Have you discussed this with the other occupants of your multi occupancy pad? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 18, 2020 Report Share Posted May 18, 2020 20 minutes ago, Eddie said: Have you discussed this with the other occupants of your multi occupancy pad? Communal entry buzzers? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted May 19, 2020 Report Share Posted May 19, 2020 11 hours ago, Eddie said: Have you discussed this with the other occupants of your multi occupancy pad? I haven’t seen them in months. They were both complaining of a fever and light cough. There’s a foul odour coming from their bedrooms. I assume they both went back to their parents and forgot to throw away their food. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 19, 2020 Report Share Posted May 19, 2020 21 minutes ago, Bill Stickers said: I haven’t seen them in months. They were both complaining of a fever and light cough. There’s a foul odour coming from their bedrooms. I assume they both went back to their parents and forgot to throw away their food. They're probably dead in there Bill. Have you noticed a droning, buzzing sound akin to the sound effects of a George A Romero film? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted May 19, 2020 Report Share Posted May 19, 2020 41 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: They're probably dead in there Bill. Have you noticed a droning, buzzing sound akin to the sound effects of a George A Romero film? They're both in the freezer. He has been eating nothing but "pork" chops" for months. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 19, 2020 Report Share Posted May 19, 2020 7 minutes ago, Dawn Chorus said: They're both in the freezer. He has been eating nothing but "pork" chops" for months. Handy if they're quite elderly. I've heard those lightweight hip replacements can be used as boomerangs. Ideal if you've nobody to play catch with. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted May 19, 2020 Report Share Posted May 19, 2020 6 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Handy if they're quite elderly. I've heard those lightweight hip replacements can be used as boomerangs. Ideal if you've nobody to play catch with. He only likes young "meat". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted May 19, 2020 Report Share Posted May 19, 2020 1 hour ago, Bill Stickers said: I haven’t seen them in months. They were both complaining of a fever and light cough. There’s a foul odour coming from their bedrooms. I assume they both went back to their parents and forgot to throw away their food. Bag it up (not forgetting the contents of the bread bin) and ship it to judge. He'll get a few square meals out from any rancid/stale shite. Check the bathroom too for any bog rolls and a toothbrush, and should you perchance upon a BIC razor, I'll have it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted May 19, 2020 Report Share Posted May 19, 2020 53 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: Bag it up (not forgetting the contents of the bread bin) and ship it to judge. He'll get a few square meals out from any rancid/stale shite. Check the bathroom too for any bog rolls and a toothbrush, and should you perchance upon a BIC razor, I'll have it. Brown bread. No way judge is eating that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 19, 2020 Report Share Posted May 19, 2020 1 minute ago, Bill Stickers said: Brown bread. No way judge is eating that. Correct. Just the 'Pitta patter' of tiny beads of cholesterol running round the vascular system. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted May 19, 2020 Report Share Posted May 19, 2020 33 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Correct. Just the 'Pitta patter' of tiny beads of cholesterol running round the vascular system. I think that, that is more in line with Withers dietary "needs". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted May 19, 2020 Report Share Posted May 19, 2020 4 hours ago, Bill Stickers said: I haven’t seen them in months. They were both complaining of a fever and light cough. There’s a foul odour coming from their bedrooms. I assume they both went back to their parents and forgot to throw away their food. if they are Africans that would explain the smell... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted May 19, 2020 Report Share Posted May 19, 2020 On 18/05/2020 at 09:54, Earl of Punkape said: Anyone who starts a sentence with “Yeah” displays social and intellectual slovenliness. It’s just one of the reasons why you are unacceptable as a member of any decent golf club. lol. Well I didn’t go to a posh private school did I? But then neither did you as evidenced by your spastic attempt to dodge the question. Soppy little cunts pretending to be some arsehole personality they obviously admire on the internet. There’s a PhD thesis right there for some enterprising academic. Or maybe it’s already been done? Now that’s something i’d like to read. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted May 19, 2020 Report Share Posted May 19, 2020 2 hours ago, Bill Stickers said: Brown bread. No way judge is eating that. Beggars can't be choosers, Bill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted May 19, 2020 Report Share Posted May 19, 2020 (edited) 2 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Correct. Just the 'Pitta patter' of tiny beads of cholesterol running round the vascular system. bread platter. No meat or salad. Edited May 19, 2020 by 'eavensabove WASHING MY HANDS FOR 20 SECONDS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 19, 2020 Report Share Posted May 19, 2020 2 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Correct. Just the 'Pitta patter' of tiny beads of cholesterol running round the vascular system. I like pitta. Specially with a nice houmas dip. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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