White Cunt Posted May 17, 2020 Author Report Share Posted May 17, 2020 6 hours ago, Witheredscrote said: He can only aspire to reaching such heights. lol You are right. A Manchurian, sorry Mancunian favela without indoor plumbing, missing most of the roof and front door is more like the Punks Manor. I suppose he has again been off the wagon, drinking round the clock and driving his bloated gut to assorted “golf clubs”, fouling the pavements and back alleyways; and there goes the Telegraph the Times the Guardian as well as the nooks in the BBC, blaming large numbers of public. It was not a good idea to start lifting the lockdown, with Punkers lacking those essential indoor toilet skills. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuggerLugs Posted May 17, 2020 Report Share Posted May 17, 2020 10 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Here's another one for you. Wilma Deering out Buck Rogers. Ooooooffff!! She filled that white jump suit spectacularly well. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 17, 2020 Report Share Posted May 17, 2020 30 minutes ago, BuggerLugs said: Ooooooffff!! She filled that white jump suit spectacularly well. Stubby has an extensive collection of such images. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted May 17, 2020 Report Share Posted May 17, 2020 2 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Stubby has an extensive collection of such images. So he is into 70 year olds? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 17, 2020 Report Share Posted May 17, 2020 1 minute ago, Dawn Chorus said: So he is into 70 year olds? As she was in the 80s. Mind you, tennis legend Chris Evert just turned 65 and still looks hot. She was wasted on that filthy, crotch grabbing Neanderthal Jimmy Connors. A filthy nose picking baboon. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 17, 2020 Report Share Posted May 17, 2020 5 hours ago, White Cunt said: You are right. A Manchurian, sorry Mancunian favela without indoor plumbing, missing most of the roof and front door is more like the Punks Manor. I suppose he has again been off the wagon, drinking round the clock and driving his bloated gut to assorted “golf clubs”, fouling the pavements and back alleyways; and there goes the Telegraph the Times the Guardian as well as the nooks in the BBC, blaming large numbers of public. It was not a good idea to start lifting the lockdown, with Punkers lacking those essential indoor toilet skills. One thing he knows is his way around a men’s toilet.(On his hands and knees, with his arse buttered up and his mouth wide open). lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 17, 2020 Report Share Posted May 17, 2020 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: As she was in the 80s. Mind you, tennis legend Chris Evert just turned 65 and still looks hot. She was wasted on that filthy, crotch grabbing Neanderthal Jimmy Connors. A filthy nose picking baboon. “You cannot be serious!!!!” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 17, 2020 Report Share Posted May 17, 2020 53 minutes ago, King Billy said: “You cannot be serious!!!!” "The balls were in!!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuggerLugs Posted May 17, 2020 Report Share Posted May 17, 2020 6 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Stubby has an extensive collection of such images. @Stubby Pecker.......Front and centre. Remind me of past glories. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 17, 2020 Report Share Posted May 17, 2020 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: "The balls were in!!" "Chalk dust! Everyone can see there was chalk dust" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted May 18, 2020 Report Share Posted May 18, 2020 4 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: As she was in the 80s. Mind you, tennis legend Chris Evert just turned 65 and still looks hot. She was wasted on that filthy, crotch grabbing Neanderthal Jimmy Connors. A filthy nose picking baboon. I read this and I thought......fuck off, Chrissy can’t be 65, that’s bollocks! You’ll be telling me next that Joni is a fucking 80 fags a day old ratbag. Then I looked it up and found out it’s fucking true! That’s it then. Given the old Corbyn 19 shit swirling around us and every bastard lying their arse off about it there’s only one thing left to do. That’s right! Be as much of a fucking cunt as you can be. Any wanker who thinks i’m going quietly can kiss my hairy arse and fuck off while they’re doing it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 18, 2020 Report Share Posted May 18, 2020 5 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: As she was in the 80s. Mind you, tennis legend Chris Evert just turned 65 and still looks hot. She was wasted on that filthy, crotch grabbing Neanderthal Jimmy Connors. A filthy nose picking baboon. She was probably one of the last female players to hold the shaft with both hands and grunt when hitting the balls. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted May 18, 2020 Report Share Posted May 18, 2020 22 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Here's another one for you. Wilma Deering out Buck Rogers. lacking too much in the jugs area for me.Jenny Hanley would have got one back in the day,right in the bottom Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted May 18, 2020 Report Share Posted May 18, 2020 On 16/05/2020 at 19:47, White Cunt said: Just when we though that the battle with the Chinese menace was going alright, plenty of cunts decided to embrace their newly found freedoms and undermine all progress made. Clearly incapable of making a sensible decision of staying close to home, enjoying the weather and milling about plod-unattended, the stubborn cretins have yet again taken to the road to travel the distance and have a jolly good time, ideally tens and hundreds of miles away. Unable to access public amenities in their chosen areas, the cunts have been leaving behind some notable piles of excrement and rivers of piss for some poor local cunts to clean up, to keep this fucking country somewhat hygienic. Fucking thick British Chinks. On 16/05/2020 at 19:57, White Cunt said: Check the press. On 16/05/2020 at 20:35, White Cunt said: There is more. On 16/05/2020 at 19:51, camberwell gypsy said: Any chance of giving us evidence? In spite of being one of the last people from this site I would ever wish to be marooned on a life raft with, I will however give you credit for condemning the Chinese – providing you can substantiate their abuse of the lockdown with facts. Where's the evidence to support your conviction, WC? If you're going to make such a bold claim, you need to back it up with a link. I'm waiting. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 18, 2020 Report Share Posted May 18, 2020 11 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: She was probably one of the last female players to hold the shaft with both hands and grunt when hitting the balls. The last female player to use a traditional wooden racquet. Not too bad on the grunting front though, that honour would be awarded jointly to Monica Seles and 'Silverback' Serena. An interesting footnote though... Chris Evert's marriage to John Lloyd ended when he caught her having an affair with Adam Faith. Bit of a saucepot, but still regarded as pound for pound the best female player ever. 90% win ratio over her career. Even Steffi Graf didn't manage that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 18, 2020 Report Share Posted May 18, 2020 8 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: The last female player to use a traditional wooden racquet. Not too bad on the grunting front though, that honour would be awarded jointly to Monica Seles and 'Silverback' Serena. An interesting footnote though... Chris Evert's marriage to John Lloyd ended when he caught her having an affair with Adam Faith. Bit of a saucepot, but still regarded as pound for pound the best female player ever. 90% win ratio over her career. Even Steffi Graf didn't manage that. Womens tennis now sounds like a porn film. Just tell a blind bloke that all the grunting and screaming and the whacking of the tennis ball is an S and M flick. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 18, 2020 Report Share Posted May 18, 2020 8 hours ago, Neil said: lacking too much in the jugs area for me.Jenny Hanley would have got one back in the day,right in the bottom Why the fuck is everyone obsessed with bum sex? If your tally-whacker isn't big enough to reach the sides, here's a little bit of advice on fanny management. Make the effort to make her come, and it'll tighten right up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted May 18, 2020 Author Report Share Posted May 18, 2020 4 hours ago, Wolfie said: In spite of being one of the last people from this site I would ever wish to be marooned on a life raft with, I will however give you credit for condemning the Chinese – providing you can substantiate their abuse of the lockdown with facts. Where's the evidence to support your conviction, WC? If you're going to make such a bold claim, you need to back it up with a link. I'm waiting. Check The Guardian, The Times and The Telegraph. Do you think you can manage? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 18, 2020 Report Share Posted May 18, 2020 8 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: The last female player to use a traditional wooden racquet. Not too bad on the grunting front though, that honour would be awarded jointly to Monica Seles and 'Silverback' Serena. An interesting footnote though... Chris Evert's marriage to John Lloyd ended when he caught her having an affair with Adam Faith. Bit of a saucepot, but still regarded as pound for pound the best female player ever. 90% win ratio over her career. Even Steffi Graf didn't manage that. Steffi was a goddess. Her big nose used to give me an instant lob on. ‘Frauleine forehand’ Yes please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 18, 2020 Report Share Posted May 18, 2020 56 minutes ago, King Billy said: Steffi was a goddess. Her big nose used to give me an instant lob on. ‘Frauleine forehand’ Yes please. Most female tennis players do it for me (except the hairy lesbo ones, and the Williams brothers) must be the extreme level of physical fitness. I'd even do Johanna Konta. Even though she looks a bit like Champion The Wonder Horse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted May 18, 2020 Report Share Posted May 18, 2020 (edited) 21 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Most female tennis players do it for me (except the hairy lesbo ones, and the Williams brothers) must be the extreme level of physical fitness. I'd even do Johanna Konta. Even though she looks a bit like Champion The Wonder Horse. Back-hand, forehand, backhand, forehand... Juice. Edited May 18, 2020 by 'eavensabove DIPPING ME MASK IN DETOL FOR A MINUTE OR TWO. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted May 19, 2020 Report Share Posted May 19, 2020 On 18/05/2020 at 00:17, BuggerLugs said: @Stubby Pecker.......Front and centre. Remind me of past glories. Your request Luggsy- camel toe front and centre 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 19, 2020 Report Share Posted May 19, 2020 37 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Your request Luggsy- camel toe front and centre Do you reckon she used that annoying fucking robot as a vibrator? She sits on its head and he goes into vibrate mod "Beagly beagly, make sure you wipe my head down after, Wilma". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted May 19, 2020 Report Share Posted May 19, 2020 2 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Do you reckon she used that annoying fucking robot as a vibrator? She sits on its head and he goes into vibrate mod "Beagly beagly, make sure you wipe my head down after, Wilma". Quite possibly. One thing I will say though, I (and every non poof) would have fucked the living arse off Wilma back in the day until her fillings rattled loose and her bat cave resembled a prop forwards bloody and mangled cauliflower ear. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuggerLugs Posted May 19, 2020 Report Share Posted May 19, 2020 1 hour ago, Stubby Pecker said: Quite possibly. One thing I will say though, I (and every non poof) would have fucked the living arse off Wilma back in the day until her fillings rattled loose and her bat cave resembled a prop forwards bloody and mangled cauliflower ear. Exactly and every door, window and cat flap smashed in, floorboards polished, chimney swept, patio re-laid and guttering flushed. I'd give her a fucking serious dose of DIY. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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