colonelkurtz Posted May 18, 2020 Report Share Posted May 18, 2020 I know this may not go down well but the Attenborough fucker does my head in with his earnest patronising 'my shit doesn't stink' Whispering Dave persona . What a frigging know all he is who wants us to believe he actually schlepps about in some bug infested shithole location seeking out some creature or other and proceed to film it knobbing or swimming or farting when everyone knows all the hard work is done by others while he's sat in a cosy BBC studio just dubbing his "You plebs obviously aren't aware and since I am after all a National Treasure , so allow me to educate you " narration. He should do something useful like his brother , who may have been bald and wore glasses, but at least made some decent films , especially that one with Jeff Astle Goldberg and the dinosaurs in it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 18, 2020 Report Share Posted May 18, 2020 Anyone who's designated a National Treasure should be taken to a desert island and buried. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted May 18, 2020 Report Share Posted May 18, 2020 I preffered him in 10 Rillington Place but I have to admit a certain sympathy for Dick having to share his mums tits with his self entitled animal porn presenter brother. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 18, 2020 Report Share Posted May 18, 2020 1 minute ago, Cunty BigBollox said: I preffered him in 10 Rillington Place but I have to admit a certain sympathy for Dick having to share his mums tits with his self entitled animal porn presenter brother. I love that bit of footage when David was startled by some gorillas. That'll teach him to wear light beige trousers. 💩 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer of Cunts Posted May 18, 2020 Report Share Posted May 18, 2020 1 hour ago, Cunty BigBollox said: I preffered him in 10 Rillington Place but I have to admit a certain sympathy for Dick having to share his mums tits with his self entitled animal porn presenter brother. Brighton Rock was good too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 18, 2020 Report Share Posted May 18, 2020 3 minutes ago, Hammer of Cunts said: Brighton Rock was good too. 'Pinkie'. Good film. Decent director as well. Wasn't too keen on that anti-Caucasian South Africa one though. 'Cry Freedom' I think. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer of Cunts Posted May 18, 2020 Report Share Posted May 18, 2020 4 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: 'Pinkie'. Good film. Decent director as well. Wasn't too keen on that anti-Caucasian South Africa one though. 'Cry Freedom' I think. He wasn't in that owing to positive discrimination in the casting. He was in charge of telling them how to emote. Set Peter Gabriel off though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 19, 2020 Report Share Posted May 19, 2020 17 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: I love that bit of footage when David was startled by some gorillas. That'll teach him to wear light beige trousers. 💩 When I’m going into the Borneo rainforest to observe gorillas and other vermin I wear a pinstripe suit, bowler hat and Orange Order sash. I have a flute band proceeding 5 minutes ahead to wake up the slovenly creatures. Hang on a minute. Sorry not Borneo. I was thinking of my expeditions into West Belfast to hunt Roman Catholic vermin. Fuck off Spunkers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 19, 2020 Report Share Posted May 19, 2020 16 hours ago, Hammer of Cunts said: Brighton Rock was good too. Punkers favourite is Brighton Cock. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 19, 2020 Report Share Posted May 19, 2020 39 minutes ago, King Billy said: When I’m going into the Borneo rainforest to observe gorillas and other vermin I wear a pinstripe suit, bowler hat and Orange Order sash. I have a flute band proceeding 5 minutes ahead to wake up the slovenly creatures. Hang on a minute. Sorry not Borneo. I was thinking of my expeditions into West Belfast to hunt Roman Catholic vermin. Fuck off Spunkers. If you're hunting Provo's in Belfast, just follow the aroma of sodium nitrate. It's their version of Lynx Africa. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer of Cunts Posted May 19, 2020 Report Share Posted May 19, 2020 3 hours ago, King Billy said: Punkers favourite is Brighton Cock. According to Wikipedia, he was in something called "Closing the Ring"; that doesn't sound so promising for the special interest groups. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted May 19, 2020 Report Share Posted May 19, 2020 3 hours ago, King Billy said: Punkers favourite is Brighton Cock. Killer Queen He keeps his bottles of Poppers In his pretty cabinet "I like to drink spunk," he says Just like a Tranny Suffragette A built-in plug remedy For any gay-boy he's ever-ready At anytime an invitation He never declines Any cock that he can get Well versed in rimming etiquette Extraordinary gay vice He's a Killer Queen GHB, ketamine Mixed race or Muslim cream Guaranteed to blow you dry Anytime You name the price Insatiable arse appetite He'll give it a try! To avoid complications He only wears a backless dress In conversation He minces like he's on krsytal meth He'll fuck a man from China Go down on a Welsh miner But the again incidentally He's that way inclined Punker's The Tranny Queen GHB, ketamine Mixed race or Muslim cream Guaranteed to blow you dry Everytime Drop of a hat, in less than a second flat He's sucking cock and eating scat Then momentarily out of action Temporarily out of lube He'll absolutely fuck arse dry, dry He's come-out to get you Punker's the Tranny Queen GHB and ketamine Tubs of lard and Vaseline Guaranteed to blow you dry Everytime He'll rim you and pay the price Insatiable arse-appetite For any guy Gay or Bi Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer of Cunts Posted May 19, 2020 Report Share Posted May 19, 2020 Bismillah. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 20, 2020 Report Share Posted May 20, 2020 20 hours ago, 'eavensabove said: Killer Queen He keeps his bottles of Poppers In his pretty cabinet "I like to drink spunk," he says Just like a Tranny Suffragette A built-in plug remedy For any gay-boy he's ever-ready At anytime an invitation He never declines Any cock that he can get Well versed in rimming etiquette Extraordinary gay vice He's a Killer Queen GHB, ketamine Mixed race or Muslim cream Guaranteed to blow you dry Anytime You name the price Insatiable arse appetite He'll give it a try! To avoid complications He only wears a backless dress In conversation He minces like he's on krsytal meth He'll fuck a man from China Go down on a Welsh miner But the again incidentally He's that way inclined Punker's The Tranny Queen GHB, ketamine Mixed race or Muslim cream Guaranteed to blow you dry Everytime Drop of a hat, in less than a second flat He's sucking cock and eating scat Then momentarily out of action Temporarily out of lube He'll absolutely fuck arse dry, dry He's come-out to get you Punker's the Tranny Queen GHB and ketamine Tubs of lard and Vaseline Guaranteed to blow you dry Everytime He'll rim you and pay the price Insatiable arse-appetite For any guy Gay or Bi Fucking good work Sir! The way it should have been penned in the seventies.Your talent knows no bounds. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted May 20, 2020 Report Share Posted May 20, 2020 3 hours ago, King Billy said: Fucking good work Sir! The way it should have been penned in the seventies.Your talent knows no bounds. As I said to The Corner's resident buffoon, Wolfie, I can even amaze myself sometimes, KB, whereas that idiotic fartslice has yet to amaze anything else save for his prick hand. I'm seriously of the mind that he sired Stoolstabber. The father-like-son similarities are simply too much to be a mere coincidence... why, I almost feel like there's a song in development in the chord of F sharp minor diminished. I picture the cunt, without enough wind to blow a fucking whistle. All puff without substance, and extremely jealous to boot. The man is obsessed with sniffing around my arse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 20, 2020 Report Share Posted May 20, 2020 1 hour ago, 'eavensabove said: As I said to The Corner's resident buffoon, Wolfie, I can even amaze myself sometimes, KB, whereas that idiotic fartslice has yet to amaze anything else save for his prick hand. I'm seriously of the mind that he sired Stoolstabber. The father-like-son similarities are simply too much to be a mere coincidence... why, I almost feel like there's a song in development in the chord of F sharp minor diminished. I picture the cunt, without enough wind to blow a fucking whistle. All puff without substance, and extremely jealous to boot. The man is obsessed with sniffing around my arse. Might I suggest ‘Hungry like a wolf’ by Duran Duran? No need to thank me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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