Eddie Posted May 21, 2020 Report Share Posted May 21, 2020 Another Corbyn supporting champagne socialist and man of the people who has furloughed his gardener and house keeper, this cunt is worth 10 million yet sponges of the tax payer to pay his staff, coked up loser... 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 21, 2020 Report Share Posted May 21, 2020 28 minutes ago, Eddie said: Another Corbyn supporting champagne socialist and man of the people who has furloughed his gardener and house keeper, this cunt is worth 10 million yet sponges of the tax payer to pay his staff, coked up loser... Another whining little cunt that should be machine gunned up against the same wall as Branson. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted May 21, 2020 Report Share Posted May 21, 2020 What the fuck does he need to furlough his gardener for?? If anything this Wong-Flu lockdown has made me realise I actually need a fucking gardener now that I've got time to explore all the areas where I don't normally venture. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted May 21, 2020 Report Share Posted May 21, 2020 2 hours ago, Eddie said: Another Corbyn supporting champagne socialist and man of the people who has furloughed his gardener and house keeper, this cunt is worth 10 million yet sponges of the tax payer to pay his staff, coked up loser... That £10million won't look after itself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted May 21, 2020 Report Share Posted May 21, 2020 He's probably 'confused' and blames Boris (personally) That seems to be the default position for fuckwits everywhere who want binary answers in an analogue world, where they're asked to use their own common sense. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted May 21, 2020 Report Share Posted May 21, 2020 To be fair when you live in a mansion like Comrade Coogan a full time gardener is essential and they don’t come cheap. As he is a social justice warrior for refugees and asylum seekers i’m sure he has a few of them living on his estate. Couldn’t they help him out with a bit of spade work now and again? Or are they all doctors and nurses slaving 18 hours a day for the NHS.? I must remember to give them a special clap, bash of the saucepans and American style, attention seeking whoop, this evening. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted May 21, 2020 Report Share Posted May 21, 2020 4 hours ago, Eddie said: Another Corbyn supporting champagne socialist and man of the people who has furloughed his gardener and house keeper, this cunt is worth 10 million yet sponges of the tax payer to pay his staff, coked up loser... There's less bovver wiv a hover. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted May 21, 2020 Report Share Posted May 21, 2020 3 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Another whining little cunt that should be machine gunned up against the same wall as Branson. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted May 21, 2020 Report Share Posted May 21, 2020 3 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Another whining little cunt that should be machine gunned up against the same wall as Branson. The 2 series of I'm Alan Partridge were quality IMO but most other things he's been in are not to the same standard. He deserves 50 rounds of 7.62 purely for appearing with Rod Brydon the most nauseating fuckwit ever to draw breath who should suffer the same fate, if not worse. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bernard Fuck Posted May 21, 2020 Report Share Posted May 21, 2020 Wasn't Coogan in a film last year portraying a greedy bastard? Oh yeah, it was called 'Greed' of all things. Yep, he's a grade A cunt. A lefty, fucking NIMBY wanker cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted May 21, 2020 Report Share Posted May 21, 2020 22 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: The 2 series of I'm Alan Partridge were quality IMO but most other things he's been in are not to the same standard. He deserves 50 rounds of 7.62 purely for appearing with Rod Brydon the most nauseating fuckwit ever to draw breath who should suffer the same fate, if not worse. Agreed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 21, 2020 Report Share Posted May 21, 2020 28 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: The 2 series of I'm Alan Partridge were quality IMO but most other things he's been in are not to the same standard. He deserves 50 rounds of 7.62 purely for appearing with Rod Brydon the most nauseating fuckwit ever to draw breath who should suffer the same fate, if not worse. Oh yes, Brydon. A fucking pockmarked dwarf who has somehow managed to blag a 20 year career by virtue of a passable Ronnie Corbett impersonation. He should be beaten to a pulp by a proper Welshman... like 'Cannonball Taffy O'Jones'. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted May 21, 2020 Report Share Posted May 21, 2020 9 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Oh yes, Brydon. A fucking pockmarked dwarf who has somehow managed to blag a 20 year career by virtue of a passable Ronnie Corbett impersonation. He should be beaten to a pulp by a proper Welshman... like 'Cannonball Taffy O'Jones'. The problem with all of these cunts, is that an ounce of so-called "fame," goes to their heads, and they're still pumping out their same old shite year in year out on 'Television'. Ben fucking Elton is another one that needs pulverising into a pulp. The cunt will never be happy until he's 'up there' with Sir Elton and the rest of the dorks. Sure, he's written some decent roles, but he should remain in the background and shut the fuck up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 21, 2020 Report Share Posted May 21, 2020 3 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: The problem with all of these cunts, is that an ounce of so-called "fame," goes to their heads, and they're still pumping out their same old shite year in year out on 'Television'. Ben fucking Elton is another one that needs pulverising into a pulp. The cunt will never be happy until he's 'up there' with Sir Elton and the rest of the dorks. Sure, he's written some decent roles, but he should remain in the background and shut the fuck up. I can forgive Ben Elton, purely on the strength of him sorting out Blackadder, after that wet drippy cunt Richard Curtis managed to completely fuck up the first series. And don't get me started on Curtis's films. A series of excuses to have Hugh Grant mumbling and stuttering over some tart or other, and zero discernible humour. And Hugh Grant, what normal bloke would pay a disgusting, yellow toothed, crack addict negress for sex in a rental car, if he had Liz Hurley waiting at the hotel?The cunt should have been sectioned, not arrested. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted May 21, 2020 Report Share Posted May 21, 2020 46 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Oh yes, Brydon. A fucking pockmarked dwarf who has somehow managed to blag a 20 year career by virtue of a passable Ronnie Corbett impersonation. He should be beaten to a pulp by a proper Welshman... like 'Cannonball Taffy O'Jones'. In this day and age of computer wizardry surely its possible to get a CGI Windsor Davies to beat 7 bells of shite out of this Brydon cunt whilst bellowing "you bloody poofter!" at the top of his voice? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 21, 2020 Report Share Posted May 21, 2020 3 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: In this day and age of computer wizardry surely its possible to get a CGI Windsor Davies to beat 7 bells of shite out of this Brydon cunt whilst bellowing "you bloody poofter!" at the top of his voice? Lovely boy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted May 21, 2020 Report Share Posted May 21, 2020 24 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I can forgive Ben Elton, purely on the strength of him sorting out Blackadder, after that wet drippy cunt Richard Curtis managed to completely fuck up the first series. And don't get me started on Curtis's films. A series of excuses to have Hugh Grant mumbling and stuttering over some tart or other, and zero discernible humour. And Hugh Grant, what normal bloke would pay a disgusting, yellow toothed, crack addict negress for sex in a rental car, if he had Liz Hurley waiting at the hotel?The cunt should have been sectioned, not arrested. I'm guessing wet Hugh wasn't getting much panty action from Liz at the time. Every sane man and non poof would fire one up her in an instant- at 54 shes still stunning 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 21, 2020 Report Share Posted May 21, 2020 13 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: I'm guessing wet Hugh wasn't getting much panty action from Liz at the time. Every sane man and non poof would fire one up her in an instant- at 54 shes still stunning An absolutely fucking heavenly creature. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted May 21, 2020 Report Share Posted May 21, 2020 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: I can forgive Ben Elton, purely on the strength of him sorting out Blackadder, after that wet drippy cunt Richard Curtis managed to completely fuck up the first series. And don't get me started on Curtis's films. A series of excuses to have Hugh Grant mumbling and stuttering over some tart or other, and zero discernible humour. And Hugh Grant, what normal bloke would pay a disgusting, yellow toothed, crack addict negress for sex in a rental car, if he had Liz Hurley waiting at the hotel?The cunt should have been sectioned, not arrested. You know how it is with the 'upper classes', they like a romp with a bit of rough, ask Punkers! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted May 21, 2020 Report Share Posted May 21, 2020 You'd really never get tired of kicking this cunt, would you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted May 21, 2020 Report Share Posted May 21, 2020 4 hours ago, judgetwi said: To be fair when you live in a mansion like Comrade Coogan a full time gardener is essential and they don’t come cheap. As he is a social justice warrior for refugees and asylum seekers i’m sure he has a few of them living on his estate. Couldn’t they help him out with a bit of spade work now and again? Or are they all doctors and nurses slaving 18 hours a day for the NHS.? I must remember to give them a special clap, bash of the saucepans and American style, attention seeking whoop, this evening. There will be church bells ringing tonight Judgiepoos. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 21, 2020 Report Share Posted May 21, 2020 He was good in 24 hour party people. And he was good as Stan Laurel. But apart from that he can fuck off. Ahaaaa! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted May 21, 2020 Report Share Posted May 21, 2020 3 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: I'm guessing wet Hugh wasn't getting much panty action from Liz at the time. Every sane man and non poof would fire one up her in an instant- at 54 shes still stunning Oh fucking hell,wank number 5 coming up. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 21, 2020 Report Share Posted May 21, 2020 12 hours ago, Eddie said: Another Corbyn supporting champagne socialist and man of the people who has furloughed his gardener and house keeper, this cunt is worth 10 million yet sponges of the tax payer to pay his staff, coked up loser... Ah Hah! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 21, 2020 Report Share Posted May 21, 2020 11 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Another whining little cunt that should be machine gunned up against the same wall as Branson. I used to love Alan Partridge but since the cunt started whining, first about the phone bugging, then Brexit I hate the slags guts and would happily harpoon him to my wardrobe door. I’m sure he was on that boat in the Thames with Knob Smelldof slagging off Farage before the Brexit vote. Wy Ay Mr. Partridge. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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