and Posted May 23, 2020 Report Share Posted May 23, 2020 3 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Last time I had KFC was about 5 years ago. Went in to the one at Lewisham and there was 2 blecks trying to kill each other. Was that because of a meat shortage? I thought they would've gone for the local cat population, but they're harder to catch (if there's any left, they've probably got wise to the "here kitty, kitty"!) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted May 23, 2020 Report Share Posted May 23, 2020 23 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: The KFC Scatburger is a load of shit. 'eavens, why can't I PM you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted May 23, 2020 Report Share Posted May 23, 2020 (edited) 12 minutes ago, Roadkill said: 'eavens, why can't I PM you? Fuck knows? Am clear out of Scatburgers if that's what you wanted, RK? Judge took the last one. It was out of date. Edited May 23, 2020 by 'eavensabove WASHING MY HANDS FOR 20 SECONDS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted May 23, 2020 Report Share Posted May 23, 2020 10 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: Fuck knows? Am clear out of Scatburgers if that's what you wanted, RK? Judge took the last one. It was out of date. Does scat have a best before date. If it does I would think it would be anything pre-digestion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted May 23, 2020 Report Share Posted May 23, 2020 On 22/05/2020 at 02:22, Monumental cunt said: KFC have reopenned and the fucking que was about 3 miles long blocking traffic in town all day.... just so some lazy fucking chavs can eat a bucket of fried shit..... have these cunts not got any self pride or ability to cook a piece of chicken themselves. I hope the KFC staff spat in very bucket..... they usually wank in them but due to them having wanked their dicks raw on lockdown... spit is the only special sauce available for the time being... enjoy your bucket cunts. i think when Macy’s opens the world will simply go into a fucking street carnival over chicken nuggets that you could quiet simply buy in a frozen bag from Iceland for £3.50 for 500.... what a bunch of fucking useless inbred cunts... Illiterate cretin. Perhaps you should try posting when you’re not pissed out of your tiny mind. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted May 23, 2020 Report Share Posted May 23, 2020 9 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Does scat have a best before date. If it does I would think it would be anything pre-digestion. I aint too sure... Most Scatburgers are no more than a flash in the pan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted May 23, 2020 Report Share Posted May 23, 2020 21 hours ago, Gronda Gronda said: Not too bad at all. I hope judgetwi is okay though. His angry and quick response to MCs topic could be indicative of something far more serious than oily fried faux chicken... 17 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Far, far more serious... It's good to know at least two other punters can see poor old judgies angry outbursts are proof the silly Jewish cunt has problems I think it's best he avoids things that get his blood up, like the corner. All that junk food over the years will mean he could drop dead at any minute. Fingers crossed 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted May 23, 2020 Report Share Posted May 23, 2020 5 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: It's good to know at least two other punters can see poor old judgies angry outbursts are proof the silly Jewish cunt has problems I think it's best he avoids things that get his blood up, like the corner. All that junk food over the years will mean he could drop dead at any minute. Fingers crossed What's your BP like Stubby? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted May 23, 2020 Report Share Posted May 23, 2020 6 hours ago, Roadkill said: 'eavens, why can't I PM you? His message box might be full of something. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted May 23, 2020 Report Share Posted May 23, 2020 1 hour ago, Dawn Chorus said: His message box might be full of something. Is that Lenin's embalmed corpse in your pic? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 23, 2020 Report Share Posted May 23, 2020 8 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: Que? Que sera sera what ever KFC will be. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 23, 2020 Report Share Posted May 23, 2020 22 minutes ago, Roadkill said: Is that Lenin's embalmed corpse in your pic? I was hoping it was Danny Bonaduce out of the Partridge family. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gronda Gronda Posted May 24, 2020 Report Share Posted May 24, 2020 2 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Que sera sera what ever KFC will be. I bet Jamie Oliver knows the colonel's secret recipe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 24, 2020 Report Share Posted May 24, 2020 2 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: I was hoping it was Danny Bonaduce out of the Partridge family. How can I be sure? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 24, 2020 Report Share Posted May 24, 2020 2 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: How can I be sure? That wasn't one of their songs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 24, 2020 Report Share Posted May 24, 2020 8 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: That wasn't one of their songs. How do I know? Maybe you're trying to use me. Flying too high and confuse me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 24, 2020 Report Share Posted May 24, 2020 22 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: Que? Is that you Manuel? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 24, 2020 Report Share Posted May 24, 2020 20 hours ago, 'eavensabove said: I aint too sure... Most Scatburgers are no more than a flash in the pan. A flush in the pan? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted May 24, 2020 Report Share Posted May 24, 2020 1 minute ago, King Billy said: A flush in the pan? He's never flush, KB. Doesn't floss, spit or douche either, so I'm told... Anyway, that's besides the point. I'm still trying to work out Constipation. Would you know if its similar to a wet-cheek kaka? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted May 24, 2020 Report Share Posted May 24, 2020 15 minutes ago, King Billy said: Is that you Manuel? "Is filigree Siberian Hamster!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted May 24, 2020 Report Share Posted May 24, 2020 14 hours ago, Roadkill said: Is that Lenin's embalmed corpse in your pic? He is not embalmed .. he is simply having an afternoon nap. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 24, 2020 Report Share Posted May 24, 2020 16 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: I'm still trying to work out Constipation Too complicated to work out in your head. Try using a pencil. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted May 24, 2020 Report Share Posted May 24, 2020 (edited) 1 hour ago, King Billy said: Too complicated to work out in your head. Try using a pencil. 2B honest, my pencil is pointless. Furthermore, my diet is high in carbon and my motions are stationary. Edited May 24, 2020 by 'eavensabove WASHING MY HANDS FOR 20 SECONDS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 24, 2020 Report Share Posted May 24, 2020 4 hours ago, 'eavensabove said: 2B honest, my pencil is pointless. Furthermore, my diet is high in carbon and my motions are stationary. You’re a total write off. Speak to pen.cilly boy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted May 24, 2020 Report Share Posted May 24, 2020 12 minutes ago, King Billy said: You’re a total write off. Speak to pen.cilly boy I've tried using Izal with a pencil, but I still cannot trace anything? Oh well. Back to the drawing board. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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