Penny Farthing Posted May 27, 2020 Report Share Posted May 27, 2020 22 hours ago, Monumental cunt said: There was that award you won for handjobs on Plymouth docks in 1989... What were you doing in Plymbo Mongalot? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 27, 2020 Report Share Posted May 27, 2020 12 minutes ago, Dawn Chorus said: What were you doing in Plymbo Mongalot? Getting wanked off behind a 40ft container. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted May 27, 2020 Report Share Posted May 27, 2020 2 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Getting wanked off behind a 40ft container. Is this your new lockdown hobby? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 27, 2020 Report Share Posted May 27, 2020 1 minute ago, White Cunt said: Is this your new lockdown hobby? No. It's my old one. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted May 28, 2020 Report Share Posted May 28, 2020 On 27/05/2020 at 21:45, Dawn Chorus said: What were you doing in Plymbo Mongalot? Being wanked off for 50p Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted May 28, 2020 Report Share Posted May 28, 2020 On 27/05/2020 at 11:25, Mrs Roops said: You'll have to join a very long queue of Mitty's who say they were being "ironic" after they've been caught out. Caught out.... is this some fucking game of rounders? Are you in the slips at the Oval? Loops you know this is simply a persona that I amplify just to get the rise out of cunts like you. Especially when cunts like you take this fucking site so serious... like it’s a debating forum on a par with fucking Question time.... Dimbleby years only of course... Dont be such a silly girl... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 28, 2020 Report Share Posted May 28, 2020 1 minute ago, Monumental cunt said: Caught out.... is this some fucking game of rounders? Are you in the slips at the Oval? Loops you know this is simply a persona that I amplify just to get the rise out of cunts like you. Especially when cunts like you take this fucking site so serious... like it’s a debating forum on a par with fucking Question time.... Dimbleby years only of course... Dont be such a silly girl... Are you saying she doesn’t really run the whole world? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 28, 2020 Report Share Posted May 28, 2020 10 minutes ago, Monumental cunt said: Being wanked off for 50p Ten bob a knob. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted May 28, 2020 Report Share Posted May 28, 2020 1 minute ago, King Billy said: Are you saying she doesn’t really run the whole world? Only the white half... the brown half wouldn’t have a woman run shit. Especially the peacefuls... Aluns Snack bar... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 28, 2020 Report Share Posted May 28, 2020 1 minute ago, Monumental cunt said: Only the white half... the brown half wouldn’t have a woman run shit. Especially the peacefuls... Aluns Snack bar... Peas be upon him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted May 28, 2020 Report Share Posted May 28, 2020 On 27/05/2020 at 09:37, White Cunt said: I was not aware that such exists, but thanks for the insider’s info. Yes you won the awards three years running .... between 1998 and 2001 Best wanker, Best Supporting Fluff and of course, Best new Cummer.... Your name was etched into the wall of fame in the bogs down on the docks in 2002 by Gorgeous George ..... along with your telephone number. Bummer.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 28, 2020 Report Share Posted May 28, 2020 2 minutes ago, Monumental cunt said: Yes you won the awards three years running .... between 1998 and 2001 Best wanker, Best Supporting Fluff and of course, Best new Cummer.... Your name was etched into the wall of fame in the bogs down on the docks in 2002 by Gorgeous George ..... along with your telephone number. Bummer.. How do you know? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted May 28, 2020 Report Share Posted May 28, 2020 42 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: How do you know? See earlier note.... it explains everything involves 50p Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted May 29, 2020 Report Share Posted May 29, 2020 10 hours ago, Monumental cunt said: ...Loops you know this is simply a persona that I amplify just to get the rise out of cunts like you. Especially when cunts like you take this fucking site so serious... Give it up, Walt. If that truly is the case you wouldn't try to backtrack...that and losing your temper from time to time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted May 29, 2020 Report Share Posted May 29, 2020 14 hours ago, King Billy said: Ten bob a knob. "Two pound ten a tit, and a fiver for his arse". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted May 29, 2020 Report Share Posted May 29, 2020 15 hours ago, Monumental cunt said: Yes you won the awards three years running .... between 1998 and 2001 Best wanker, Best Supporting Fluff and of course, Best new Cummer.... Your name was etched into the wall of fame in the bogs down on the docks in 2002 by Gorgeous George ..... along with your telephone number. Bummer.. Were you surveying the site at the time? And got paid in favours? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted May 29, 2020 Report Share Posted May 29, 2020 1 hour ago, Stubby Pecker said: "Two pound ten a tit, and a fiver for his arse". A shilling to be willing. A pound to touch the ground. A score to be a whore. A ton to fist his bum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 29, 2020 Report Share Posted May 29, 2020 2 hours ago, 'eavensabove said: A shilling to be willing. A pound to touch the ground. A score to be a whore. A ton to fist his bum. If you want some bum you can fuck my chum cos you’ll get no arse from me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted May 29, 2020 Report Share Posted May 29, 2020 18 minutes ago, King Billy said: If you want some bum you can fuck my chum cos you’ll get no arse from me. Tattooed upon the spine of Fwanks pet pug. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted May 29, 2020 Report Share Posted May 29, 2020 @Bubba C is no stranger to veg. They all sit round a talk to each other of a family meal time Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted May 29, 2020 Report Share Posted May 29, 2020 55 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: @Bubba C is no stranger to veg. They all sit round a talk to each other of a family meal time You stupid fucking cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted May 30, 2020 Report Share Posted May 30, 2020 Now...y’see..I’d pick veg if I thought it would help.... but where are these jobs? How would you apply.? I’ll bet it’s a fucking mess...I was asked to go back on the register as a nurse.....I said yes...I’ve heard fuck all since. They couldn’t organise a lucky bag in a sweet shop. All this has been roughed out on the back of a fucking fag packet with no thought to detail.....what a bunch of utter.....utter cunts. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Beast Posted May 30, 2020 Report Share Posted May 30, 2020 17 minutes ago, cuntspotter said: Now...y’see..I’d pick veg if I thought it would help.... but where are these jobs? How would you apply.? I’ll bet it’s a fucking mess...I was asked to go back on the register as a nurse.....I said yes...I’ve heard fuck all since. They couldn’t organise a lucky bag in a sweet shop. All this has been roughed out on the back of a fucking fag packet with no thought to detail.....what a bunch of utter.....utter cunts. Quite. All bullshit to give the appearance they are doing something. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted May 31, 2020 Report Share Posted May 31, 2020 16 hours ago, The Beast said: Quite. All bullshit to give the appearance they are doing something. In one, beast... what’s the matter with the fuckers? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 31, 2020 Report Share Posted May 31, 2020 4 minutes ago, cuntspotter said: In one, beast... what’s the matter with the fuckers? They're alive. (wrong person answer) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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