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Life Savers


Penny Farthing

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Once upon a time a life saver was some puffy twat who waited around on a beach or around a swimming pool ready to dive in and probably drown when some daft and or his dog got out of his depthe. Now a life saver is anyone who wear an NHS uniform regardless of whether they actually do any work on or near the frontline, any cunt deliversing pizza to home of cunts too bone idle to cook for themselves. Weekly deliveries of boxes of food containing enough to last three months to fat idle cunts to scared to go out or even open their curtain. In practice now a life saver is any cunt who does anything but something that actually saves lives. Wankers and tosspots the lot of them.

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57 minutes ago, Dawn Chorus said:

Once upon a time a life saver was some puffy twat who waited around on a beach or around a swimming pool ready to dive in and probably drown when some daft and or his dog got out of his depthe. Now a life saver is anyone who wear an NHS uniform regardless of whether they actually do any work on or near the frontline, any cunt deliversing pizza to home of cunts too bone idle to cook for themselves. Weekly deliveries of boxes of food containing enough to last three months to fat idle cunts to scared to go out or even open their curtain. In practice now a life saver is any cunt who does anything but something that actually saves lives. Wankers and tosspots the lot of them.

Are abattoir workers lifesavers as well? 

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according to the government slogan 'life savers' are the fat, lazy feckless cunts who are staying at home. Remember, 'Stay at Home - SAVE LIVES - Protect the NHS.

Using this as a benchmark then all the NHS workers who are out and about are anything but lifesavers - it might explain why there have been so many Covid deaths in the NHS.

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13 hours ago, Dawn Chorus said:

Once upon a time a life saver was some puffy twat who waited around on a beach or around a swimming pool ready to dive in and probably drown when some daft and or his dog got out of his depthe. Now a life saver is anyone who wear an NHS uniform regardless of whether they actually do any work on or near the frontline, any cunt deliversing pizza to home of cunts too bone idle to cook for themselves. Weekly deliveries of boxes of food containing enough to last three months to fat idle cunts to scared to go out or even open their curtain. In practice now a life saver is any cunt who does anything but something that actually saves lives. Wankers and tosspots the lot of them.

If one of Neil’s victims survived would that make him a lifesaver?

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