Witheredscrote Posted June 25, 2020 Report Share Posted June 25, 2020 20 minutes ago, Ape™️ said: I’m almost like you when Frank makes an appearance! How did you cope with lockdown mate? For me it was a bit 'touch and go'. My bar fridge packed up, and I had to go to the kitchen to get cold beers for 2 days, and then the Range Rover Aircon gave up the ghost. Good old @Eddie sent me a spare part, and now all is well. Give my best to Fatty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted June 25, 2020 Report Share Posted June 25, 2020 27 minutes ago, Ape™️ said: Freudian slip? Nothing to do with you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted June 25, 2020 Report Share Posted June 25, 2020 3 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: "Deluded Old Scrapper Birds On Dating Sites". There's a very dull back story behind the name. My considered opinion is that it's a nest of spastics. I wonder if Freddy The Frog is on there? Is Ding there? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted June 25, 2020 Report Share Posted June 25, 2020 34 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: How did you cope with lockdown mate? For me it was a bit 'touch and go'. My bar fridge packed up, and I had to go to the kitchen to get cold beers for 2 days, and then the Range Rover Aircon gave up the ghost. Good old @Eddie sent me a spare part, and now all is well. Give my best to Fatty. What part of the “Range Rover” aircon went wrong? Give me specific details. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 25, 2020 Report Share Posted June 25, 2020 38 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: How did you cope with lockdown mate? For me it was a bit 'touch and go'. My bar fridge packed up, and I had to go to the kitchen to get cold beers for 2 days, and then the Range Rover Aircon gave up the ghost. Good old @Eddie sent me a spare part, and now all is well. Give my best to Fatty. Touch and go? That's a shampoo for covid patients on ventilators. *too current? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 25, 2020 Report Share Posted June 25, 2020 3 minutes ago, Dawn Chorus said: Is Ding there? No, but Vic is! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted June 25, 2020 Report Share Posted June 25, 2020 38 minutes ago, Dawn Chorus said: Nothing to do with you. @Earl of Punkape - it appears that “Dawn Chorus” has a Prostate. Does this surprise you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 25, 2020 Report Share Posted June 25, 2020 2 minutes ago, Ape™️ said: What part of the “Range Rover” aircon went wrong? Give me specific details. Have you seen the inside of an aircon pump? Like a revolver cylinder with 6 drillings, each holding a single piece cast, double ended piston. The pistons are operated by a central revolving shaft with an eccentric cam acting on the inner faces of the pistons. Superb. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted June 25, 2020 Report Share Posted June 25, 2020 Just now, Eric Cuntman said: Have you seen the inside of an aircon pump? Like a revolver cylinder with 6 drillings, each holding a single piece cast, double ended piston. The pistons are operated by a central revolving shaft with an eccentric cam acting on the inner faces of the pistons. Superb. Yes, I’m familiar with the working of air conditioning systems - it’s what knowledge the goose-botherer has that intrigues me, as I strongly believe him to be a thick-as-pigshit French wanker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingRollo Posted June 25, 2020 Report Share Posted June 25, 2020 5 minutes ago, Ape™️ said: Yes, I’m familiar with the working of air conditioning systems - it’s what knowledge the goose-botherer has that intrigues me, as I strongly believe him to be a thick-as-pigshit French wanker. He's about as French as Google Translate... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted June 25, 2020 Report Share Posted June 25, 2020 6 minutes ago, Ape™️ said: @Earl of Punkape - it appears that “Dawn Chorus” has a Prostate. Does this surprise you? What about the fidget spinner repair UHU or hot glue? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 25, 2020 Report Share Posted June 25, 2020 5 minutes ago, Dawn Chorus said: What about the fidget spinner repair UHU or hot glue? UHU is for pikeys. Evo-Stik is a far superior intoxicant. (Tipp-ex thinners for the kids) 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted June 25, 2020 Report Share Posted June 25, 2020 1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said: UHU is for pikeys. Evo-Stik is a far superior intoxicant. (Tipp-ex thinners for the kids) The the tippex thinner thin fatty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted June 25, 2020 Report Share Posted June 25, 2020 23 minutes ago, Ape™️ said: What part of the “Range Rover” aircon went wrong? Give me specific details. I just drive the thing, and press buttons. Idiot. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 25, 2020 Report Share Posted June 25, 2020 On 24/06/2020 at 22:30, Weary&Disgusted said: So there is apparently a group calling itself the Order of Nine Angles which is starting to become relatively popular (popular on the internet at any rate) with people in the UK. This group professes to believe that the existing society needs to be destroyed so that it can be replaced with a "galactic imperium". Okay, so far so good, a galactic imperium sounds pretty cool, our species finally becoming interstellar voyagers, sounds great. Unfortunately, the ONA assert that to achieve our galactic imperium, it will be necessary to ritually murder and /or sexually assault people, as well as committing a few random acts of terrorism. Suddenly this is looking a lot less appealing. We are living in the 21st century. We can construct sophisticated satellites to establish reliable global communication networks. We are just starting to realise the potential of tailored gene therapy and to develop reliable and cost effective sources of clean renewable energy. We even have ways to recycle plastic into hydrocarbon fuels now. But there are also people telling us that we can solve all of our problems with ritual murder and jihad. Why are there always folks who are determined to drag us back into the dark ages ? Its so profoundly depressing, I don't even have the words. I'm all for freedom of religious expression, but I feel I have to draw the line at terrorism and murder as a form of worship. What the fuck is wrong with these people ? Sometimes I genuinely despair of our species and dread the future. Having grown up in Belfast I’m struggling to see what the problem is. NO SURRENDER !! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted June 25, 2020 Report Share Posted June 25, 2020 29 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: I just drive the thing, and press buttons. Idiot. Did you purchase the part on behalf of an automotive engineer, who couldn’t source it anywhere else on the planet and so had to rely on a UK car spares counter moron called Eddie? Surely even the fucking French have “Range Rovers”. All sounds a bit far fetched to me, idiot (one of your idols favourite lines). 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted June 26, 2020 Report Share Posted June 26, 2020 8 hours ago, Ape™️ said: Did you purchase the part on behalf of an automotive engineer, who couldn’t source it anywhere else on the planet and so had to rely on a UK car spares counter moron called Eddie? Surely even the fucking French have “Range Rovers”. All sounds a bit far fetched to me, idiot (one of your idols favourite lines). Eddie, a moron? Eddie doesn't spend half his life in a garden shed, sticking bits of plastic together. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted June 26, 2020 Report Share Posted June 26, 2020 1 hour ago, Witheredscrote said: Eddie, a moron? Eddie doesn't spend half his life in a garden shed, sticking bits of plastic together. What a clever and witty response. Good one. Wanker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted June 26, 2020 Report Share Posted June 26, 2020 12 hours ago, Ape™️ said: @Earl of Punkape - it appears that “Dawn Chorus” has a Prostate. Does this surprise you? I haven’t looked......have you ? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted June 26, 2020 Report Share Posted June 26, 2020 6 hours ago, Earl of Punkape said: I haven’t looked......have you ? He really is a sad little man. Do you remember him ranting about blunt kitchen knives. I mean, really... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted June 26, 2020 Report Share Posted June 26, 2020 1 hour ago, Witheredscrote said: He really is a sad little man. Do you remember him ranting about blunt kitchen knives. I mean, really... His all-inclusive holiday options in some European shithole will be in tatters..... lol. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted June 26, 2020 Report Share Posted June 26, 2020 7 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: His all-inclusive holiday options in some European shithole will be in tatters..... lol. He holidays in Beanidorm. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted June 26, 2020 Report Share Posted June 26, 2020 8 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: His all-inclusive holiday options in some European shithole will be in tatters..... lol. He seems to be getting worse. Probably spends his days lecturing Spanish waiters on how to sharpen the hotel cutlery. Truly dreadful. lol 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted June 26, 2020 Report Share Posted June 26, 2020 19 hours ago, Ape™️ said: Did you purchase the part on behalf of an automotive engineer, who couldn’t source it anywhere else on the planet and so had to rely on a UK car spares counter moron called Eddie? Surely even the fucking French have “Range Rovers”. All sounds a bit far fetched to me, idiot (one of your idols favourite lines). I'm considerably richer than you, even if you kill mooother..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted June 26, 2020 Report Share Posted June 26, 2020 5 minutes ago, Eddie said: I'm considerably richer than you, even if you kill mooother..... Reported for family abuse.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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