camberwell gypsy Posted June 25, 2020 Report Share Posted June 25, 2020 https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8458527/amp/Sunworshippers-face-burning-maximum-UV-strength-rays.html "What shall we do tomorrow darling"? "I know, let's go to the beach! It should be empty because no other fucker will think of it". "Excellent. I'll defrost the sausage rolls and the "mums gone to Iceland" curried spring rolls". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted June 25, 2020 Report Share Posted June 25, 2020 It’s a political matter. You need to be as brown as possible so the communists won’t come for you. I’m laughing obviously......fat, queer, poor, disabled, they can’t touch me (don’t mention the Hebrew thing for fucks sake) Yes, I am the very essence of intersectionality. (smug cunt emoji) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted June 26, 2020 Report Share Posted June 26, 2020 50 minutes ago, judgetwi said: It’s a political matter. You need to be as brown as possible so the communists won’t come for you. I’m laughing obviously......fat, queer, poor, disabled, they can’t touch me (don’t mention the Hebrew thing for fucks sake) Yes, I am the very essence of intersectionality. (smug cunt emoji) I've a feeling you've had bad experiences with beaches, well being beached that is. Every year one or two come up the Thames, but I've a feeling the Thames barrier stops them tracking you down. Do a Reg Perry Jewdz, and go and join them, as terra firma is clearly too much for you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted June 26, 2020 Report Share Posted June 26, 2020 53 minutes ago, Major Cunt said: I've a feeling you've had bad experiences with beaches, well being beached that is. Every year one or two come up the Thames, but I've a feeling the Thames barrier stops them tracking you down. Do a Reg Perry Jewdz, and go and join them, as terra firma is clearly too much for you. Marje you cunt! How am I supposed to get my pleasure from taking the piss out of you when you’re doing it for me? It’s a lot to ask of such a small brain but can you leave a little bit for me? Thanks. 😀 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted June 26, 2020 Report Share Posted June 26, 2020 4 hours ago, judgetwi said: Marje you cunt! How am I supposed to get my pleasure from taking the piss out of you when you’re doing it for me? It’s a lot to ask of such a small brain but can you leave a little bit for me? Thanks. 😀 Err, sorry your honour I was unaware of court proceedings. You don't need my help making yourself look a cunt. Shalom Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted June 26, 2020 Report Share Posted June 26, 2020 8 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8458527/amp/Sunworshippers-face-burning-maximum-UV-strength-rays.html "What shall we do tomorrow darling"? "I know, let's go to the beach! It should be empty because no other fucker will think of it". "Excellent. I'll defrost the sausage rolls and the "mums gone to Iceland" curried spring rolls". After looking at the stupid cunts crammed on Camber Sands, my missus summed it up ' There is never a fucking tsunami when you need one, is there?' 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted June 26, 2020 Report Share Posted June 26, 2020 Torbay has been fairly quiet, anyway its going to be cloudy today and piss down on Saturday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted June 26, 2020 Report Share Posted June 26, 2020 8 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8458527/amp/Sunworshippers-face-burning-maximum-UV-strength-rays.html "What shall we do tomorrow darling"? "I know, let's go to the beach! It should be empty because no other fucker will think of it". "Excellent. I'll defrost the sausage rolls and the "mums gone to Iceland" curried spring rolls". Half the cunts are sheltering under sunshades or beach shelters. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted June 26, 2020 Report Share Posted June 26, 2020 12 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8458527/amp/Sunworshippers-face-burning-maximum-UV-strength-rays.html "What shall we do tomorrow darling"? "I know, let's go to the beach! It should be empty because no other fucker will think of it". "Excellent. I'll defrost the sausage rolls and the "mums gone to Iceland" curried spring rolls". This would be a great opportunity nationwide on packed beaches to machine gun the fucking lot of them. Every single one of these cunts is covered in tats, half pissed on lukewarm Carling and has a tribe of rat cunt kids with made up names. A few dozen bulldozers would be all that's needs to push the bodies into the sea as the tide is going out. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted June 26, 2020 Report Share Posted June 26, 2020 Don't you think there is enough excreta type flotsam in the sea already. Oil's cheap at the moment, why not dowse them in that and watch the ignition from either their traditional B&H or the cherry menthol E-cig. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 26, 2020 Author Report Share Posted June 26, 2020 2 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: This would be a great opportunity nationwide on packed beaches to machine gun the fucking lot of them. Every single one of these cunts is covered in tats, half pissed on lukewarm Carling and has a tribe of rat cunt kids with made up names. A few dozen bulldozers would be all that's needs to push the bodies into the sea as the tide is going out. That's an empty vodka bottle for fuck sake! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted June 26, 2020 Report Share Posted June 26, 2020 7 hours ago, Witheredscrote said: After looking at the stupid cunts crammed on Camber Sands, my missus summed it up ' There is never a fucking tsunami when you need one, is there?' Hairy armpits? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted June 26, 2020 Report Share Posted June 26, 2020 99 Luftballons. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 26, 2020 Author Report Share Posted June 26, 2020 2 minutes ago, Dawn Chorus said: 99 Luftballons. 'Here comes a bikini whale' Rock Lobster- B52s Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted June 26, 2020 Report Share Posted June 26, 2020 1 hour ago, Eddie said: Hairy armpits? Read your CC history, you lazy fat cunt. My missus is English. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted June 26, 2020 Report Share Posted June 26, 2020 11 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: Read your CC history, you lazy fat cunt. My missus is English. Hairy legs? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted June 26, 2020 Report Share Posted June 26, 2020 27 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: Read your CC history, you lazy fat cunt. My missus is English. Roops has red hairy legs.....I cent get over the fact. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted June 26, 2020 Report Share Posted June 26, 2020 1 minute ago, Eddie said: Roops has red hairy legs.....I cent get over the fact. Like shagging an orangutan, but not quite as sophisticated? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted June 26, 2020 Report Share Posted June 26, 2020 2 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: Like shagging an orangutan I wish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted June 26, 2020 Report Share Posted June 26, 2020 4 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: That's an empty vodka bottle for fuck sake! One of yours? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted June 26, 2020 Report Share Posted June 26, 2020 6 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: This would be a great opportunity nationwide on packed beaches to machine gun the fucking lot of them. Every single one of these cunts is covered in tats, half pissed on lukewarm Carling and has a tribe of rat cunt kids with made up names. A few dozen bulldozers would be all that's needs to push the bodies into the sea as the tide is going out. Ferry the bodies out into the sea, chuck in a few gallons of pigs blood and wait for the sharks, it's hot enough! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 26, 2020 Author Report Share Posted June 26, 2020 Just spoke to my friend who lives in Boscombe, just up from Bournemouth. She took the dog for a walk along the seafront at 6 yesterday and she reckons Covid's gonna have a field day judging by the amount of fat cunts that were lolloping about on the beach. We're not talking slightly overweight but real fucking lard arses. Add that to the thousands of scousers jumping up and down outside Anfield last night and the grim reaper will be sharpening his scythe and no mistake. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingRollo Posted June 26, 2020 Report Share Posted June 26, 2020 46 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Just spoke to my friend who lives in Boscombe, just up from Bournemouth. She took the dog for a walk along the seafront at 6 yesterday and she reckons Covid's gonna have a field day judging by the amount of fat cunts that were lolloping about on the beach. We're not talking slightly overweight but real fucking lard arses. Add that to the thousands of scousers jumping up and down outside Anfield last night and the grim reaper will be sharpening his scythe and no mistake. Time to dust off that old '80s public health campaign: "Don't die of ignorance"? Gave me nightmares... poor Queen Gwen went hungry for a year... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted June 26, 2020 Report Share Posted June 26, 2020 4 minutes ago, KingRollo said: Time to dust off that old '80s public health campaign: "Don't die of ignorance"? Gave me nightmares... poor Queen Gwen went hungry for a year... Who the fuck are you ? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingRollo Posted June 26, 2020 Report Share Posted June 26, 2020 4 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: Who the fuck are you ? Don't be silly. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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