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What gets me with all this beach idiocy is that it isn’t just groups of young lads and lasses, fucking around and getting pissed, it’s parents, with children. And these children will have grandparents, potentially in a vulnerable age / health group. It’s staggeringly selfish that these cunts risk the lives of others just because they can’t possibly enjoy the sunny weather in their own locality and feel the irresistible urge to travel to the fucking seaside. 

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4 minutes ago, Ape™️ said:

What gets me with all this beach idiocy is that it isn’t just groups of young lads and lasses, fucking around and getting pissed, it’s parents, with children. And these children will have grandparents, potentially in a vulnerable age / health group. It’s staggeringly selfish that these cunts risk the lives of others just because they can’t possibly enjoy the sunny weather in their own locality and feel the irresistible urge to travel to the fucking seaside. 

We've put a stop to this in the Kingdom - the dungeons are heaving hotbeds of infection transmission but, as Cook says, if you can't take the heat, get out of the kitchen!

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10 minutes ago, Eddie said:

Fuck off you stupid fucking wanker 

Eddie - Rollo is just having a bit of lighthearted fun, so don’t be a prick. If you want to fire fucks into someone, concentrate on the latest deluge of scum on the main board. Failing that, turn on the goose-fucker.

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25 minutes ago, Eddie said:

Fuck off you stupid fucking wanker 

Now, Edward, two words with the same root in a single clause sentence is a poor effort - the palace professor would probably state that a little development in vocabulary would do no harm ... or at least a thesaurus?

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33 minutes ago, KingRollo said:

Now, Edward, two words with the same root in a single clause sentence is a poor effort - the palace professor would probably state that a little development in vocabulary would do no harm ... or at least a thesaurus?

Can you suggest an alternative way for Eddie to express his thoughts free of grammatical errors? 

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5 minutes ago, Gronda Gronda said:

Can you suggest an alternative way for Eddie to express his thoughts free of grammatical errors? 

The errors are not in the grammar, just the poor lexical choices and the frankly limited sentence construction.  I recommend a brief study of synonyms and a temporary abstinence from swearing ... it's a lazy way to convey emotion...

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16 minutes ago, KingRollo said:

The errors are not in the grammar, just the poor lexical choices and the frankly limited sentence construction.  I recommend a brief study of synonyms and a temporary abstinence from swearing ... it's a lazy way to convey emotion...

Chuck D has occasionally used swearing in his lyrics to make his political points.

Surely you wouldn't claim that he had been guilty of being lazy when conveying his emotions? 

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3 hours ago, Ape™️ said:

What gets me with all this beach idiocy is that it isn’t just groups of young lads and lasses, fucking around and getting pissed, it’s parents, with children. And these children will have grandparents, potentially in a vulnerable age / health group. It’s staggeringly selfish that these cunts risk the lives of others just because they can’t possibly enjoy the sunny weather in their own locality and feel the irresistible urge to travel to the fucking seaside. 

No. These children will have grandparents in their early 40s who are vulnerable because they're fucking obese walruses. Let's get it straight Ape. But have a like anyway

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6 hours ago, KingRollo said:

The errors are not in the grammar, just the poor lexical choices and the frankly limited sentence construction.  I recommend a brief study of synonyms and a temporary abstinence from swearing ... it's a lazy way to convey emotion...

Fucking fuck the fuck off, fucking wanker.

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26 minutes ago, PANZER MURPHY said:

Those beach wankers may have taken their lead from cummo and boris and could possibly have just taken a drive to test their eyesight 

PANZERMURPHYBABY 

You been watching BBC comedy again Pansy Boy?

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13 minutes ago, KingRollo said:

Watch your lip, young Gyps... there's plenty of space for the likes of you in the dungeons...

In your kingdom, are people entitled to a fair trial or are you the judge, prosecutor and key witness? 

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