KingRollo Posted June 27, 2020 Report Share Posted June 27, 2020 3 hours ago, Eddie said: Fucking fuck the fuck off, fucking wanker. The word just loses impact with each repitition. Your "cutting" remarks would be a good deal improved without all the profanity. E.g. Begone you contemptuous fool! See how easy that was? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted June 27, 2020 Report Share Posted June 27, 2020 3 hours ago, Eddie said: Fucking fuck the fuck off, fucking wanker. Don't rise to his jibes. He is no more than a fart in a colander. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted June 27, 2020 Report Share Posted June 27, 2020 9 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: No. These children will have grandparents in their early 40s who are vulnerable because they're fucking obese walruses. Let's get it straight Ape. But have a like anyway Grandparents in their mid thirties more like. There is reputed to be a slag in Newton Abbot who is a great grandmother at 48. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted June 27, 2020 Report Share Posted June 27, 2020 13 minutes ago, Dawn Chorus said: Grandparents in their mid thirties more like. There is reputed to be a slag in Newton Abbot who is a great grandmother at 48. 😁😁😀 Before I realised who’d posted this I was going to write..... ”For fucks sake don’t mention Newton Abbot. Lady P goes crazy over obscure cuntholes like Newton Abbot. She’ll bore us all to death.” Can you tell us about the train station anyway? Just the station thank you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted June 27, 2020 Report Share Posted June 27, 2020 40 minutes ago, Gronda Gronda said: In your kingdom, are people entitled to a fair trial or are you the judge, prosecutor and key witness? queendom. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted June 27, 2020 Report Share Posted June 27, 2020 3 minutes ago, judgetwi said: 😁😁😀 Before I realised who’d posted this I was going to write..... ”For fucks sake don’t mention Newton Abbot. Lady P goes crazy over obscure cuntholes like Newton Abbot. She’ll bore us all to death.” Can you tell us about the train station anyway? Just the station thank you. Three platforms used to be four but the old platform four is now part of the car park. The old slag lives on the estate just over the A380 from the Pen Inn. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted June 27, 2020 Report Share Posted June 27, 2020 3 minutes ago, Dawn Chorus said: Three platforms used to be four but the old platform four is now part of the car park. The old slag lives on the estate just over the A380 from the Pen Inn. Marvellous. No need for any further detail. I can almost say i’ve been there now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted June 27, 2020 Report Share Posted June 27, 2020 26 minutes ago, judgetwi said: Marvellous. No need for any further detail. I can almost say i’ve been there now. Don't ever call Kingteighton, Newton Abbot .. the folks from Kingsteignton don't like that Judge. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted June 27, 2020 Report Share Posted June 27, 2020 15 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Just spoke to my friend who lives in Boscombe, just up from Bournemouth. She took the dog for a walk along the seafront at 6 yesterday and she reckons Covid's gonna have a field day judging by the amount of fat cunts that were lolloping about on the beach. We're not talking slightly overweight but real fucking lard arses. Add that to the thousands of scousers jumping up and down outside Anfield last night and the grim reaper will be sharpening his scythe and no mistake. Its a bit like a comment I saw on Twatter about Dragonflies .. basically they are eating machines (problem being that unlike dragonflies these cunts can't fly). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted June 27, 2020 Report Share Posted June 27, 2020 3 hours ago, KingRollo said: The word just loses impact with each repetition. Your "cutting" remarks would be a good deal improved without all the profanity. E.g. Begone you contemptuous fool! See how easy that was? In Scotland, "fucking" is just a verbal indication that a noun will soon follow. It's highly likely that noun will be "cunt". 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted June 27, 2020 Report Share Posted June 27, 2020 13 hours ago, KingRollo said: Oooooh, I've heard of that place - doesn't it have all those rollercoasters and pedaloes? Reported for pedalo inferences. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingRollo Posted June 27, 2020 Report Share Posted June 27, 2020 41 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Reported for pedalo inferences. Guilty as charged, milord. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingRollo Posted June 27, 2020 Report Share Posted June 27, 2020 3 hours ago, Witheredscrote said: Don't rise to his jibes. He is no more than a fart in a colander. You have some truly strange habits, Scrotie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted June 27, 2020 Report Share Posted June 27, 2020 5 hours ago, judgetwi said: You been watching BBC comedy again Pansy Boy? Not at all jewdy baby..was just a casual observation izall ..although monkey see monkey do and all that PANZERMURPHYBABY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted June 29, 2020 Report Share Posted June 29, 2020 I think all beach goers should just wear a BLM shirt, then the BBC will not demonise the idiots, any fights or general antisocial behaviour will be ignored. If challenged by the police the beach goers can attack the old bill and chase them away, don't worry the BBC will report that it was mainly peaceful... 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted June 29, 2020 Report Share Posted June 29, 2020 On 26/06/2020 at 22:43, Ape™️ said: Eddie - Rollo is just having a bit of lighthearted fun, so don’t be a prick. If you want to fire fucks into someone, concentrate on the latest deluge of scum on the main board. Failing that, turn on the goose-fucker. Ape, there was no need for this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted June 29, 2020 Report Share Posted June 29, 2020 3 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: Ape, there was no need for this. I know, and I feel terrible about it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted June 29, 2020 Report Share Posted June 29, 2020 On 26/06/2020 at 22:29, Eddie said: Fuck off you stupid fucking wanker He's only been back 4 days, and 26 posts in, he is getting right on my tits. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 29, 2020 Report Share Posted June 29, 2020 On 26/06/2020 at 20:37, KingRollo said: Time to dust off that old '80s public health campaign: "Don't die of ignorance"? Gave me nightmares... poor Queen Gwen went hungry for a year... We’re having a Black Lives Matter Banquet Tuesday evening if you and Her Majesty would honour us with your presence. Jerk pheasant, Organic wild rice (from the palace allotment)and peas, and Red White and Blue Stripe lager on tap. I’ve been sorting through one of my many treasure chests and have found a number of crowns which I no longer require and you are welcome to any which you and her majesty would like to have. On another note, I’ve been receiving some rather worrying calls from the FBI and those dreadful BBC people asking questions about my eldest boy and his friend Andrew. We’ve invited some black people to attend on Tuesday and show us some films of the marvellous street party and bonfire at Brixton last week. Apparently the police and the indigenous negroes have been entertaining the locals with an open air dance show and pyrotechnic display. I do hope the corgis don’t play up as they’ve never actually seen a negro before. We await your reply. KB and Mrs. KB. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 29, 2020 Report Share Posted June 29, 2020 14 minutes ago, King Billy said: We’re having a Black Lives Matter Banquet Tuesday evening if you and Her Majesty would honour us with your presence. Jerk pheasant, Organic wild rice (from the palace allotment)and peas, and Red White and Blue Stripe lager on tap. I’ve been sorting through one of my many treasure chests and have found a number of crowns which I no longer require and you are welcome to any which you and her majesty would like to have. On another note, I’ve been receiving some rather worrying calls from the FBI and those dreadful BBC people asking questions about my eldest boy and his friend Andrew. We’ve invited some black people to attend on Tuesday and show us some films of the marvellous street party and bonfire at Brixton last week. Apparently the police and the indigenous negroes have been entertaining the locals with an open air dance show and pyrotechnic display. I do hope the corgis don’t play up as they’ve never actually seen a negro before. We await your reply. KB and Mrs. KB. I'm going as Al Jolson. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingRollo Posted June 29, 2020 Report Share Posted June 29, 2020 20 minutes ago, King Billy said: We’re having a Black Lives Matter Banquet Tuesday evening if you and Her Majesty would honour us with your presence. Jerk pheasant, Organic wild rice (from the palace allotment)and peas, and Red White and Blue Stripe lager on tap. I’ve been sorting through one of my many treasure chests and have found a number of crowns which I no longer require and you are welcome to any which you and her majesty would like to have. On another note, I’ve been receiving some rather worrying calls from the FBI and those dreadful BBC people asking questions about my eldest boy and his friend Andrew. We’ve invited some black people to attend on Tuesday and show us some films of the marvellous street party and bonfire at Brixton last week. Apparently the police and the indigenous negroes have been entertaining the locals with an open air dance show and pyrotechnic display. I do hope the corgis don’t play up as they’ve never actually seen a negro before. We await your reply. KB and Mrs. KB. Goodness, what an honour. Queen Gwen and I would be most delighted. I have heard about your son's friend, Andrew. Sounds like a rather tiresome, useless and frankly unsavoury character. In many respects, he might fit the bill for this forum but I understand that he and his like are not welcome. Rightly so. The food sounds deliciously exotic, quite a change from the geese that I have obtained from some pretend French OAP whose skills in using translation apps surpass only his skills in speaking nonsense - in English, of course. (He doesn't know, so I'd thank you for your discretion, but in any case his geese seem almost happy to be put out of their misery as Cook dispatches them and for some reason, they have an unpleasant, gamey flavour). As for the crowns, I'll gratefully accept - I won't deny the Court has fallen on hard times ever since our most valued assets - a pair of statues of the city founders - were dragged across the pleasure beach and off the pier, all because some chaps' great grandparents were apparently underpaid when building the palace. Not only are we down a tonne of gold, the helter-skelter got damaged and the mini canoes are completely out of use. With sincere devotion, KR & QG 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 29, 2020 Report Share Posted June 29, 2020 1 minute ago, KingRollo said: Goodness, what an honour. Queen Gwen and I would be most delighted. I have heard about your son's friend, Andrew. Sounds like a rather tiresome, useless and frankly unsavoury character. In many respects, he might fit the bill for this forum but I understand that he and his like are not welcome. Rightly so. The food sounds deliciously exotic, quite a change from the geese that I have been procuring from some pretend French OAP whose skills in using translation apps surpass only his skills in speaking nonsense - in English, of course. (He doesn't know, so I'd thank you for your discretion, but in any case his geese seem almost happy to be put out of their misery as Cook dispatches them and for some reason, they have an unpleasant, gamey flavour). As for the crowns, I'll gratefully accept - I won't deny the Court has fallen on hard times ever since our most valued assets - a pair of statues of the city founders - were dragged across the pleasure beach and off the pier, all because some chaps' great grandparents were apparentky underpaid when building the palace. Not only are we down a tonne of gold, the helter-skelter got damaged and the mini canoes are completely out of use. With sincere devotion, KR & QG If Queen Gwen is going, I'm going to secrete some 'bodice scissors' in my minstrel costume. The majestic minx. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingRollo Posted June 29, 2020 Report Share Posted June 29, 2020 5 hours ago, Witheredscrote said: He's only been back 4 days, and 26 posts in, he is getting right on my tits. Queen Gwen was muttering something about getting on her tits the other night. I wasn't listening and completely misunderstood her. Let's just say the evening didn't end well, and as I sat on my throne, black eyed, polishing the royal sceptre, I wondered whether the thrills and spills of our relationship are truly worth it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingRollo Posted June 29, 2020 Report Share Posted June 29, 2020 5 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: If Queen Gwen is going, I'm going to secrete some 'bodice scissors' in my minstrel costume. The majestic minx. She'd enjoy that, I am sure. Just mind you don't give her anything! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted June 29, 2020 Report Share Posted June 29, 2020 18 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I'm going as Al Jolson. You'll fit in wit da bruthas Im going as Alf Garnet 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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