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What gets me with all this beach idiocy is that it isn’t just groups of young lads and lasses, fucking around and getting pissed, it’s parents, with children. And these children will have grandparents, potentially in a vulnerable age / health group. It’s staggeringly selfish that these cunts risk the lives of others just because they can’t possibly enjoy the sunny weather in their own locality and feel the irresistible urge to travel to the fucking seaside. 

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4 minutes ago, Ape™️ said:

What gets me with all this beach idiocy is that it isn’t just groups of young lads and lasses, fucking around and getting pissed, it’s parents, with children. And these children will have grandparents, potentially in a vulnerable age / health group. It’s staggeringly selfish that these cunts risk the lives of others just because they can’t possibly enjoy the sunny weather in their own locality and feel the irresistible urge to travel to the fucking seaside. 

We've put a stop to this in the Kingdom - the dungeons are heaving hotbeds of infection transmission but, as Cook says, if you can't take the heat, get out of the kitchen!

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43 minutes ago, KingRollo said:

We've put a stop to this in the Kingdom - the dungeons are heaving hotbeds of infection transmission but, as Cook says, if you can't take the heat, get out of the kitchen!

Fuck off you stupid fucking wanker 

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10 minutes ago, Eddie said:

Fuck off you stupid fucking wanker 

Eddie - Rollo is just having a bit of lighthearted fun, so don’t be a prick. If you want to fire fucks into someone, concentrate on the latest deluge of scum on the main board. Failing that, turn on the goose-fucker.

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1 hour ago, KingRollo said:

Time to dust off that old '80s public health campaign: "Don't die of ignorance"? Gave me nightmares... poor Queen Gwen went hungry for a  year...

Not as scary as the Kevin Keegan road safety ones. That barnet. And those fucking flares

 

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25 minutes ago, Eddie said:

Fuck off you stupid fucking wanker 

Now, Edward, two words with the same root in a single clause sentence is a poor effort - the palace professor would probably state that a little development in vocabulary would do no harm ... or at least a thesaurus?

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13 minutes ago, Ape™️ said:

Rollo is just having a bit of lighthearted fun

Perhaps he should fuck off to Lighthearted Fun Corner, then?

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33 minutes ago, KingRollo said:

Now, Edward, two words with the same root in a single clause sentence is a poor effort - the palace professor would probably state that a little development in vocabulary would do no harm ... or at least a thesaurus?

Can you suggest an alternative way for Eddie to express his thoughts free of grammatical errors? 

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25 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said:

Perhaps he should fuck off to Lighthearted Fun Corner, then?

In that case we should shed a few members to Thick Racist Cunt Corner while we’re at it. Factor in Repetitive Boring Cunt Corner (Pen) and there’d not be many left.

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5 minutes ago, Gronda Gronda said:

Can you suggest an alternative way for Eddie to express his thoughts free of grammatical errors? 

The errors are not in the grammar, just the poor lexical choices and the frankly limited sentence construction.  I recommend a brief study of synonyms and a temporary abstinence from swearing ... it's a lazy way to convey emotion...

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38 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said:

Perhaps he should fuck off to Lighthearted Fun Corner, then?

Oooooh, I've heard of that place - doesn't it have all those rollercoasters and pedaloes?  

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16 minutes ago, KingRollo said:

The errors are not in the grammar, just the poor lexical choices and the frankly limited sentence construction.  I recommend a brief study of synonyms and a temporary abstinence from swearing ... it's a lazy way to convey emotion...

Chuck D has occasionally used swearing in his lyrics to make his political points.

Surely you wouldn't claim that he had been guilty of being lazy when conveying his emotions? 

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5 minutes ago, Gronda Gronda said:

Chuck D has occasionally used swearing in his lyrics to make his political points.

Surely you wouldn't claim that he had been guilty of being lazy when conveying his emotions? 

I'm afraid Mr D is beneath my royal notice.

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47 minutes ago, KingRollo said:

The errors are not in the grammar, just the poor lexical choices and the frankly limited sentence construction.  I recommend a brief study of synonyms and a temporary abstinence from swearing ... it's a lazy way to convey emotion...

Bullshit.

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3 hours ago, Ape™️ said:

What gets me with all this beach idiocy is that it isn’t just groups of young lads and lasses, fucking around and getting pissed, it’s parents, with children. And these children will have grandparents, potentially in a vulnerable age / health group. It’s staggeringly selfish that these cunts risk the lives of others just because they can’t possibly enjoy the sunny weather in their own locality and feel the irresistible urge to travel to the fucking seaside. 

No. These children will have grandparents in their early 40s who are vulnerable because they're fucking obese walruses. Let's get it straight Ape. But have a like anyway

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3 hours ago, KingRollo said:

We've put a stop to this in the Kingdom - the dungeons are heaving hotbeds of infection transmission but, as Cook says, if you can't take the heat, get out of the kitchen!

Give it a fucking rest with the kingdom and dungeon shit. You're not Richard Harris in Camelot. 

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6 hours ago, KingRollo said:

The errors are not in the grammar, just the poor lexical choices and the frankly limited sentence construction.  I recommend a brief study of synonyms and a temporary abstinence from swearing ... it's a lazy way to convey emotion...

Fucking fuck the fuck off, fucking wanker.

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5 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said:

Give it a fucking rest with the kingdom and dungeon shit. You're not Richard Harris in Camelot. 

You don't know that Gyps he might have missed his meds. That's you're department. 

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Those beach wankers may have taken their lead from cummo and boris and could possibly have just taken a drive to test their eyesight 

PANZERMURPHYBABY 

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26 minutes ago, PANZER MURPHY said:

Those beach wankers may have taken their lead from cummo and boris and could possibly have just taken a drive to test their eyesight 

PANZERMURPHYBABY 

You been watching BBC comedy again Pansy Boy?

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8 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said:

Give it a fucking rest with the kingdom and dungeon shit. You're not Richard Harris in Camelot. 

Watch your lip, young Gyps... there's plenty of space for the likes of you in the dungeons...

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8 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said:

No. These children will have grandparents in their early 40s who are vulnerable because they're fucking obese walruses. Let's get it straight Ape. But have a like anyway

Whatever.

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13 minutes ago, KingRollo said:

Watch your lip, young Gyps... there's plenty of space for the likes of you in the dungeons...

In your kingdom, are people entitled to a fair trial or are you the judge, prosecutor and key witness? 

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5 minutes ago, Gronda Gronda said:

In your kingdom, are people entitled to a fair trial or are you the judge, prosecutor and key witness? 

I do not dirty my hands with such sordid business. You'd have to ask Wizard...

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