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The 'Mentally Ill'

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23 hours ago, ratcum said:

I'd be thinking of Susan Boyle's thrush to stop me coming to soon

Susan Boyle..... Voice of an angel but her looks are starting to go.

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On 27/06/2020 at 21:54, Stubby Pecker said:

You're on fucking fire withers

 

He fucking ought to be!!!

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On 28/06/2020 at 22:16, King Billy said:

But mentally ill women make ideal victims Neil. If she should escape no one will listen to her ridiculous claims of having been grabbed at the bus stop, forced into a van and well,  you know the rest. Or if the poor creature doesn’t escape she’ll just be another runaway fruitcake nobody will bother looking for.

Everyones a winner. Well not everyone.

Nobody escapes from Neil. Nobody. 

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1 hour ago, cuntspotter said:

He fucking ought to be!!!

If I drag the cunt round to your gaff spotto, have you got half a Jerry Cans worth to spare?

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On 27/06/2020 at 19:25, Jiggerycock said:

I realise I tread on thorny ground here but – look out Jiggers, run and hide! – these cunts can, well I was going to say ‘kill themselves’ but they’d probably like that so ‘ live forever’.

Bit over-reaching? Okay, let’s narrow it down.

Cunts who think ‘talking about things’ is the universal panacea for mental illness when it isn’t – but ‘shutting the fuck up and getting on with it’ isn’t allowed these days and so we get an endless parade of Royals, ‘slebs, touchy-feely little twerps all exhorting us to ‘talk…..share….emote’ and generally bore the tits off any casual acquaintance or better still, media platform (especially if you can cry to command) willing to give you the time of day.

‘Don’t remain silent’ we are exhorted, seemingly on an hourly basis.

REMAIN SILENT!!!!?

You can’t shut these cunts up once they get on a roll!

And since everyone is now a victim, and ‘Misery Porn’ is an official category of literature at Waterstones (Course it is! I just made it up!), just self-diagnose as a manic-depressive or having PTSD cos you didn’t get enough tit as an infant…..or as an adult com to think of it….or ADHD or, fuck it I’m running out of letters here – point is, get yourself an acronym and chances are you can pull the ‘mental illness’ card when you want a day off work….or a ‘mercy’ fuck….or hurl a kid off the Tate Modern or get stabby with a bunch of Glaswegians.

Result, eh!?

I remember when the phrase "mentally ill" would only be applied to people with conditions which sometimes made it completely impossible for them to exist in normal society, people who were paranoid schizophrenic and literally could not distinguish delusions from reality, or who heard voices urging them to commit acts of violence, people who were obsessive compulsive to the point of self harm.  Nowadays, it really is in danger of becoming a strangely fashionable lifestyle choice.  

I feel pity for people who are truly mentally ill, but people like Jonty Bravery, even if they do have some form of personality disorder, are clearly capable of choice.  If they choose to attempt to murder children, they deserve death themselves.  We really have become soft and decadent in this once great country.  

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33 minutes ago, Weary&Disgusted said:

I remember when the phrase "mentally ill" would only be applied to people with conditions which sometimes made it completely impossible for them to exist in normal society, people who were paranoid schizophrenic and literally could not distinguish delusions from reality, or who heard voices urging them to commit acts of violence, people who were obsessive compulsive to the point of self harm.  Nowadays, it really is in danger of becoming a strangely fashionable lifestyle choice.  

I feel pity for people who are truly mentally ill, but people like Jonty Bravery, even if they do have some form of personality disorder, are clearly capable of choice.  If they choose to attempt to murder children, they deserve death themselves.  We really have become soft and decadent in this once great country.  

The behaviour manipulation programme began in the 1950s. Food additives and chemicals in the water supply have significantly decreased testosterone levels and feminised the male population. The effect is not only psychological but physical. Remember when men were square jawed and broad shouldered? The young men today are increasingly slim and willowy, long necks, narrow shoulders and wide hips. And less masculine in attitude. It's why half of them are poofs or identify as female.

Something's changed. A sinister experiment designed to make the population more compliant and manipulable. 

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38 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

The behaviour manipulation programme began in the 1950s. Food additives and chemicals in the water supply have significantly decreased testosterone levels and feminised the male population. The effect is not only psychological but physical. Remember when men were square jawed and broad shouldered? The young men today are increasingly slim and willowy, long necks, narrow shoulders and wide hips. And less masculine in attitude. It's why half of them are poofs or identify as female.

Something's changed. A sinister experiment designed to make the population more compliant and manipulable. 

“Wow that Bill Gates vaccine is really working quick. I can feel the autism kicking in already.”

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57 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

The behaviour manipulation programme began in the 1950s. Food additives and chemicals in the water supply have significantly decreased testosterone levels and feminised the male population. The effect is not only psychological but physical. Remember when men were square jawed and broad shouldered? The young men today are increasingly slim and willowy, long necks, narrow shoulders and wide hips. And less masculine in attitude. It's why half of them are poofs or identify as female.

Something's changed. A sinister experiment designed to make the population more compliant and manipulable. 

The Kleftiko Protocol.

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7 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said:

If I drag the cunt round to your gaff spotto, have you got half a Jerry Cans worth to spare?

I’ll have to empty the fucking strimmer

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2 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said:

The behaviour manipulation programme began in the 1950s. Food additives and chemicals in the water supply have significantly decreased testosterone levels and feminised the male population. The effect is not only psychological but physical. Remember when men were square jawed and broad shouldered? The young men today are increasingly slim and willowy, long necks, narrow shoulders and wide hips. And less masculine in attitude. It's why half of them are poofs or identify as female.

Something's changed. A sinister experiment designed to make the population more compliant and manipulable. 

Don't forget, a lot of manual labour now has disappeared. Look at Dustbin men years ago. Those cunts carried a full fucking bin over their shoulders and hoist it into the dust cart. They did that every day. And if you refused them a 'Christmas box' they'd kick the heads off your garden flowers "accidentally" of course. Nowadays, they wheel the the bin to a grabber and the grabber hoists the bin into the cart. And the soft bastards get the hump if you haven't left the bin on the pavement for them. 

They were real men in those days Eric. Do a days work, sink 6 pints at the pub and give the missus a right hander (because wimmin like it really) if his tea weren't on the table.

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10 minutes ago, cuntspotter said:

I’ll have to empty the fucking strimmer

You should be letting your grass grow longer anyway for the bugs and creepy crawlies. Surely a learned man of the shires like yourself should be well into that nature shit...

Dont empty said strimer- I'll bring my steel brush cutter blade and you can lop off withers little winky

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10 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said:

Don't forget, a lot of manual labour now has disappeared. Look at Dustbin men years ago. Those cunts carried a full fucking bin over their shoulders and hoist it into the dust cart. They did that every day. And if you refused them a 'Christmas box' they'd kick the heads off your garden flowers "accidentally" of course. Nowadays, they wheel the the bin to a grabber and the grabber hoists the bin into the cart. And the soft bastards get the hump if you haven't left the bin on the pavement for them. 

They were real men in those days Eric. Do a days work, sink 6 pints at the pub and give the missus a right hander (because wimmin like it really) if his tea weren't on the table.

I've rewatched a few episodes of 'In Sickness and in Health' recently. 

First episode, Alf sat at the table, tutting and checking his watch. Then Dandy Nichols comes hobbling out of the kitchen struggling with a walking stick and his dinner in the other hand. He looks up... "Here she is, Zola Budd".

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On 30/06/2020 at 22:40, Stubby Pecker said:

You should be letting your grass grow longer anyway for the bugs and creepy crawlies. Surely a learned man of the shires like yourself should be well into that nature shit...

Dont empty said strimer- I'll bring my steel brush cutter blade and you can lop off withers little winky

Plenty of long grass up here...the strimmer is for the general tidying up.... and frightening chickens

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On 30/06/2020 at 22:36, camberwell gypsy said:

Don't forget, a lot of manual labour now has disappeared. Look at Dustbin men years ago. Those cunts carried a full fucking bin over their shoulders and hoist it into the dust cart. They did that every day. And if you refused them a 'Christmas box' they'd kick the heads off your garden flowers "accidentally" of course. Nowadays, they wheel the the bin to a grabber and the grabber hoists the bin into the cart. And the soft bastards get the hump if you haven't left the bin on the pavement for them. 

They were real men in those days Eric. Do a days work, sink 6 pints at the pub and give the missus a right hander (because wimmin like it really) if his tea weren't on the table.

Most were heavy smokers and hardly ever made their claim on the state pension.

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Some dopey looking cunt in a council van now turns up 10 minutes before the cart and drags the bins to the edge of the road so as not to put to much strain on these fucking snowflakes these days.Having said that I'd want 3 grand a week to do what these cunts do,no wait,5 grand a week.....and I'd have to think very hard about that too.

Anyone that wears hi-vis is a grade weapons cunt,especially the pink ones.

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46 minutes ago, Neil said:

Some dopey looking cunt in a council van now turns up 10 minutes before the cart and drags the bins to the edge of the road so as not to put to much strain on these fucking snowflakes these days.Having said that I'd want 3 grand a week to do what these cunts do,no wait,5 grand a week.....and I'd have to think very hard about that too.

Anyone that wears hi-vis is a grade weapons cunt,especially the pink ones.

Yeah - and they stamp their rinky-dink little size fives if they don't get a big 'thank you' card for being key workers, like the saints in the NHS

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1 hour ago, Neil said:

Some dopey looking cunt in a council van now turns up 10 minutes before the cart and drags the bins to the edge of the road so as not to put to much strain on these fucking snowflakes these days.Having said that I'd want 3 grand a week to do what these cunts do,no wait,5 grand a week.....and I'd have to think very hard about that too.

Anyone that wears hi-vis is a grade weapons cunt,especially the pink ones.

If you've accidentally put something in the wrong bin, they dont empty it. They put a little sticker on the top telling you that, instead of doing the simple thing and removing it and then emptying the bin. You then have to ring the appropriate department to get them to come back and empty it. Easy said than done, because you have to explain some cunt who can't speak a word of English. So after being told that I'm racist because I ask to speak to someone who I can actually understand, I'm now in the situation where I have to secrete the recycling in the the ordinary bin for the next fortnight. Fucking commies. 

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8 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said:

If you've accidentally put something in the wrong bin, they dont empty it. They put a little sticker on the top telling you that, instead of doing the simple thing and removing it and then emptying the bin. You then have to ring the appropriate department to get them to come back and empty it. Easy said than done, because you have to explain some cunt who can't speak a word of English. So after being told that I'm racist because I ask to speak to someone who I can actually understand, I'm now in the situation where I have to secrete the recycling in the the ordinary bin for the next fortnight. Fucking commies. 

Just fly tip it,the cunts will still have to send some dopey hi-vis wearing dorks out to clear it.Cunts

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2 hours ago, Neil said:

Some dopey looking cunt in a council van now turns up 10 minutes before the cart and drags the bins to the edge of the road so as not to put to much strain on these fucking snowflakes these days.Having said that I'd want 3 grand a week to do what these cunts do,no wait,5 grand a week.....and I'd have to think very hard about that too.

Anyone that wears hi-vis is a grade weapons cunt,especially the pink ones.

No offence Neil but I’d want a hundred grand a week to empty your bin, bearing in mind what might be inside it, maybe even still moaning.

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4 minutes ago, Neil said:

Just fly tip it,the cunts will still have to send some dopey hi-vis wearing dorks out to clear it.Cunts

Bit risky for you Neil. Those body parts must be a bugger to get rid of? 

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