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The 'Mentally Ill'

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I realise I tread on thorny ground here but – look out Jiggers, run and hide! – these cunts can, well I was going to say ‘kill themselves’ but they’d probably like that so ‘ live forever’.

Bit over-reaching? Okay, let’s narrow it down.

Cunts who think ‘talking about things’ is the universal panacea for mental illness when it isn’t – but ‘shutting the fuck up and getting on with it’ isn’t allowed these days and so we get an endless parade of Royals, ‘slebs, touchy-feely little twerps all exhorting us to ‘talk…..share….emote’ and generally bore the tits off any casual acquaintance or better still, media platform (especially if you can cry to command) willing to give you the time of day.

‘Don’t remain silent’ we are exhorted, seemingly on an hourly basis.

REMAIN SILENT!!!!?

You can’t shut these cunts up once they get on a roll!

And since everyone is now a victim, and ‘Misery Porn’ is an official category of literature at Waterstones (Course it is! I just made it up!), just self-diagnose as a manic-depressive or having PTSD cos you didn’t get enough tit as an infant…..or as an adult com to think of it….or ADHD or, fuck it I’m running out of letters here – point is, get yourself an acronym and chances are you can pull the ‘mental illness’ card when you want a day off work….or a ‘mercy’ fuck….or hurl a kid off the Tate Modern or get stabby with a bunch of Glaswegians.

Result, eh!?

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2 minutes ago, Jiggerycock said:

I realise I tread on thorny ground here but – look out Jiggers, run and hide! – these cunts can, well I was going to say ‘kill themselves’ but they’d probably like that so ‘ live forever’.

Bit over-reaching? Okay, let’s narrow it down.

Cunts who think ‘talking about things’ is the universal panacea for mental illness when it isn’t – but ‘shutting the fuck up and getting on with it’ isn’t allowed these days and so we get an endless parade of Royals, ‘slebs, touchy-feely little twerps all exhorting us to ‘talk…..share….emote’ and generally bore the tits off any casual acquaintance or better still, media platform (especially if you can cry to command) willing to give you the time of day.

‘Don’t remain silent’ we are exhorted, seemingly on an hourly basis.

REMAIN SILENT!!!!?

You can’t shut these cunts up once they get on a roll!

And since everyone is now a victim, and ‘Misery Porn’ is an official category of literature at Waterstones (Course it is! I just made it up!), just self-diagnose as a manic-depressive or having PTSD cos you didn’t get enough tit as an infant…..or as an adult com to think of it….or ADHD or, fuck it I’m running out of letters here – point is, get yourself an acronym and chances are you can pull the ‘mental illness’ card when you want a day off work….or a ‘mercy’ fuck….or hurl a kid off the Tate Modern or get stabby with a bunch of Glaswegians.

Result, eh!?

what the fuck jiggly! This isn't book club you know.

What about that Susie Dent off of Cuntdown eh? 

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25 minutes ago, ratcum said:

what the fuck jiggly! This isn't book club you know.

I think he's run out of lithium.

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Mental illness certainly exists - the problem is with all of the self diagnosed cunts walking around claiming to have bi-polar or ADHD or PTSD or depression. Its the Yank's fault, as usual - most of them can't afford a "shrink", so if they feel a bit down or hyperactive they google it and decide they have the first thing that comes up - look at all the alphabet cunts on Tumblr for example.

A mental illness is a shiny little badge they can wear next to their pretend gender to make themselves feel extra special and a perfect little shield to hide behind when they go too far with an internet argument and say something genuinely fucked up - "I apologise for calling FurCreama2002  a disgusting little faggot - I'm in a really bad place with my depression and social anxiety right now and let it get the better of me." Its a simple safety net for them to trigger when they go too far that also gets them those sweet, shiny sympathy points and they crave it like meth because of the simple dopamine rush the power trip gets them when cunts fall for it.

They fucking LOVE problems. It gives them a sense of purpose - why do you think micro-aggressions are a thing now? Because they give them an excuse to create problems from nothing - to take offence where none was intended and DEMAND an apology because of it. And cunts DO - they fucking APOLOGISE! But its never enough - they're never happy because they're addicted to misery and they spread it like rats spreading disease - and why?

Because they're BORED! Because they've lived lives of unimaginable luxury to the majority of the world and when you've got no real-world wants or desires you create your own out of thin air. Sure, they could set obtainable goals like getting a promotion or saving money, but the internet gives them the perfect excuse to create hardship from nothing and give their sad little minds the exact same sense of accomplishment with none of the actual effort.

I fucking hate them. I fucking HATE them!

Fuck them. 

 

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50 minutes ago, ratcum said:

what the fuck jiggly! This isn't book club you know.

What about that Susie Dent off of Cuntdown eh? 

I'd shag Susie, but I'd be thinking of Carol and Rachel, at the same time.

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1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said:

I'd shag Susie, but I'd be thinking of Carol and Rachel, at the same time.

Eric, forget this shit. I have this recurring nightmare where I am sitting on the bog in a cottaging public convenience (A21 Flimwell).  I am puffing furiously on a fine Havana. Frank's bellend starts to protrude through the glory hole, and I stub my cigar out on it. Should I seek help?

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5 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said:

Eric, forget this shit. I have this recurring nightmare where I am sitting on the bog in a cottaging public convenience (A21 Flimwell).  I am puffing furiously on a fine Havana. Frank's bellend starts to protrude through the glory hole, and I stub my cigar out on it. Should I seek help?

If it's actually a memory, then yes, you should.

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2 hours ago, Jiggerycock said:

I realise I tread on thorny ground here but – look out Jiggers, run and hide! – these cunts can, well I was going to say ‘kill themselves’ but they’d probably like that so ‘ live forever’.

Bit over-reaching? Okay, let’s narrow it down.

Cunts who think ‘talking about things’ is the universal panacea for mental illness when it isn’t – but ‘shutting the fuck up and getting on with it’ isn’t allowed these days and so we get an endless parade of Royals, ‘slebs, touchy-feely little twerps all exhorting us to ‘talk…..share….emote’ and generally bore the tits off any casual acquaintance or better still, media platform (especially if you can cry to command) willing to give you the time of day.

‘Don’t remain silent’ we are exhorted, seemingly on an hourly basis.

REMAIN SILENT!!!!?

You can’t shut these cunts up once they get on a roll!

And since everyone is now a victim, and ‘Misery Porn’ is an official category of literature at Waterstones (Course it is! I just made it up!), just self-diagnose as a manic-depressive or having PTSD cos you didn’t get enough tit as an infant…..or as an adult com to think of it….or ADHD or, fuck it I’m running out of letters here – point is, get yourself an acronym and chances are you can pull the ‘mental illness’ card when you want a day off work….or a ‘mercy’ fuck….or hurl a kid off the Tate Modern or get stabby with a bunch of Glaswegians.

Result, eh!?

I drink gin

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31 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said:

Eric, forget this shit. I have this recurring nightmare where I am sitting on the bog in a cottaging public convenience (A21 Flimwell).  I am puffing furiously on a fine Havana. Frank's bellend starts to protrude through the glory hole, and I stub my cigar out on it. Should I seek help?

You're on fucking fire withers

 

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You cannot claim to be mentally ill as to do so proves that you  know what the fuck you're on about,the true nutters are away with the fairies,if someone claims to have mental issues then they're just an attention seeking cunt that needs guiding to the nearest train track to do society a favour.

"Wibble"

 

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3 hours ago, Cuntybaws said:

I think he's run out of lithium.

I think the poor cunt's rub out of synapses CB. He's certainly not connecting with anyone on here.

Mad as a rabbi on a crooked slot machine

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2 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said:

I'd shag Susie, but I'd be thinking of Carol and Rachel, at the same time.

I'd be thinking of Susan Boyle's thrush to stop me coming to soon

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3 hours ago, Roadkill said:

Mental illness certainly exists - the problem is with all of the self diagnosed cunts walking around claiming to have bi-polar or ADHD or PTSD or depression. Its the Yank's fault, as usual - most of them can't afford a "shrink", so if they feel a bit down or hyperactive they google it and decide they have the first thing that comes up - look at all the alphabet cunts on Tumblr for example.

A mental illness is a shiny little badge they can wear next to their pretend gender to make themselves feel extra special and a perfect little shield to hide behind when they go too far with an internet argument and say something genuinely fucked up - "I apologise for calling FurCreama2002  a disgusting little faggot - I'm in a really bad place with my depression and social anxiety right now and let it get the better of me." Its a simple safety net for them to trigger when they go too far that also gets them those sweet, shiny sympathy points and they crave it like meth because of the simple dopamine rush the power trip gets them when cunts fall for it.

They fucking LOVE problems. It gives them a sense of purpose - why do you think micro-aggressions are a thing now? Because they give them an excuse to create problems from nothing - to take offence where none was intended and DEMAND an apology because of it. And cunts DO - they fucking APOLOGISE! But its never enough - they're never happy because they're addicted to misery and they spread it like rats spreading disease - and why?

Because they're BORED! Because they've lived lives of unimaginable luxury to the majority of the world and when you've got no real-world wants or desires you create your own out of thin air. Sure, they could set obtainable goals like getting a promotion or saving money, but the internet gives them the perfect excuse to create hardship from nothing and give their sad little minds the exact same sense of accomplishment with none of the actual effort.

I fucking hate them. I fucking HATE them!

Fuck them. 

 

ADHD weren't invented when I was a kid. I was just called "A self obsessed little cunt" and given a good fucking slap. 

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22 minutes ago, Neil said:

You cannot claim to be mentally ill as to do so proves that you  know what the fuck you're on about,the true nutters are away with the fairies,if someone claims to have mental issues then they're just an attention seeking cunt that needs guiding to the nearest train track to do society a favour.

"Wibble"

 

thank you Joseph Heller

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3 hours ago, Roadkill said:

Mental illness certainly exists - the problem is with all of the self diagnosed cunts walking around claiming to have bi-polar or ADHD or PTSD or depression. Its the Yank's fault, as usual - most of them can't afford a "shrink", so if they feel a bit down or hyperactive they google it and decide they have the first thing that comes up - look at all the alphabet cunts on Tumblr for example.

A mental illness is a shiny little badge they can wear next to their pretend gender to make themselves feel extra special and a perfect little shield to hide behind when they go too far with an internet argument and say something genuinely fucked up - "I apologise for calling FurCreama2002  a disgusting little faggot - I'm in a really bad place with my depression and social anxiety right now and let it get the better of me." Its a simple safety net for them to trigger when they go too far that also gets them those sweet, shiny sympathy points and they crave it like meth because of the simple dopamine rush the power trip gets them when cunts fall for it.

They fucking LOVE problems. It gives them a sense of purpose - why do you think micro-aggressions are a thing now? Because they give them an excuse to create problems from nothing - to take offence where none was intended and DEMAND an apology because of it. And cunts DO - they fucking APOLOGISE! But its never enough - they're never happy because they're addicted to misery and they spread it like rats spreading disease - and why?

Because they're BORED! Because they've lived lives of unimaginable luxury to the majority of the world and when you've got no real-world wants or desires you create your own out of thin air. Sure, they could set obtainable goals like getting a promotion or saving money, but the internet gives them the perfect excuse to create hardship from nothing and give their sad little minds the exact same sense of accomplishment with none of the actual effort.

I fucking hate them. I fucking HATE them!

Fuck them. 

 

Put the sandwich knife down RK and step back.

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1 minute ago, camberwell gypsy said:

ADHD weren't invented when I was a kid. I was just called "A self obsessed little cunt" and given a good fucking slap. 

a good old fashion 'spaz' was such a wonderfully socially inclusive term too. We can teach these young turkds a thing or two Gypo

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2 hours ago, Witheredscrote said:

Eric, forget this shit. I have this recurring nightmare where I am sitting on the bog in a cottaging public convenience (A21 Flimwell).  I am puffing furiously on a fine Havana. Frank's bellend starts to protrude through the glory hole, and I stub my cigar out on it. Should I seek help?

Waste of a fucking good cigar. Yes you should seek help. 

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3 hours ago, Roadkill said:

Mental illness certainly exists - the problem is with all of the self diagnosed cunts walking around claiming to have bi-polar or ADHD or PTSD or depression. Its the Yank's fault, as usual - most of them can't afford a "shrink", so if they feel a bit down or hyperactive they google it and decide they have the first thing that comes up - look at all the alphabet cunts on Tumblr for example.

A mental illness is a shiny little badge they can wear next to their pretend gender to make themselves feel extra special and a perfect little shield to hide behind when they go too far with an internet argument and say something genuinely fucked up - "I apologise for calling FurCreama2002  a disgusting little faggot - I'm in a really bad place with my depression and social anxiety right now and let it get the better of me." Its a simple safety net for them to trigger when they go too far that also gets them those sweet, shiny sympathy points and they crave it like meth because of the simple dopamine rush the power trip gets them when cunts fall for it.

They fucking LOVE problems. It gives them a sense of purpose - why do you think micro-aggressions are a thing now? Because they give them an excuse to create problems from nothing - to take offence where none was intended and DEMAND an apology because of it. And cunts DO - they fucking APOLOGISE! But its never enough - they're never happy because they're addicted to misery and they spread it like rats spreading disease - and why?

Because they're BORED! Because they've lived lives of unimaginable luxury to the majority of the world and when you've got no real-world wants or desires you create your own out of thin air. Sure, they could set obtainable goals like getting a promotion or saving money, but the internet gives them the perfect excuse to create hardship from nothing and give their sad little minds the exact same sense of accomplishment with none of the actual effort.

I fucking hate them. I fucking HATE them!

Fuck them. 

 

good old Killer!

as cross as a verruca in an alcohol bath

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We are bombarded incessantly with politicians, the Royal parasites, the media, the fucking slebs mithering on about our mental elf. What’s their fucking bastard game I ask myself? Well they would like us to doubt ourselves for a kick off, to be weak, to accept whatever lies and bullshit they throw at us. If you don’t go along with the majority thinking, as defined by them, well could there be something wrong with you? Have you been under a bit of strain recently dear?.......take these pills and shut the fuck up. 

Defining cunts you don’t like as mental has, throughout history, been used to shut down political opposition. The Nazis and the Soviets used it liberally as well as many other totalitarian regimes. Ask Herr Oberst about Aktion T4, he knows all about it.

Oh, when the commies come to get you it’s no use shouting “fuck off, i’m not mental....there’s fuck all wrong with me you cunts!!” That’s exactly how mental cases are expected to behave. The self fulfilling prophecy.

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15 hours ago, judgetwi said:

We are bombarded incessantly with politicians, the Royal parasites, the media, the fucking slebs mithering on about our mental elf. What’s their fucking bastard game I ask myself? Well they would like us to doubt ourselves for a kick off, to be weak, to accept whatever lies and bullshit they throw at us. If you don’t go along with the majority thinking, as defined by them, well could there be something wrong with you? Have you been under a bit of strain recently dear?.......take these pills and shut the fuck up. 

Defining cunts you don’t like as mental has, throughout history, been used to shut down political opposition. The Nazis and the Soviets used it liberally as well as many other totalitarian regimes. Ask Herr Oberst about Aktion T4, he knows all about it.

Oh, when the commies come to get you it’s no use shouting “fuck off, i’m not mental....there’s fuck all wrong with me you cunts!!” That’s exactly how mental cases are expected to behave. The self fulfilling prophecy.

Not exactly a full shilling yourself Judgetwat....

lol.

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23 hours ago, Neil said:

You cannot claim to be mentally ill as to do so proves that you  know what the fuck you're on about,the true nutters are away with the fairies,if someone claims to have mental issues then they're just an attention seeking cunt that needs guiding to the nearest train track to do society a favour.

"Wibble"

 

But mentally ill women make ideal victims Neil. If she should escape no one will listen to her ridiculous claims of having been grabbed at the bus stop, forced into a van and well,  you know the rest. Or if the poor creature doesn’t escape she’ll just be another runaway fruitcake nobody will bother looking for.

Everyones a winner. Well not everyone.

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