Eric Cuntman Posted June 30, 2020 Report Share Posted June 30, 2020 4 minutes ago, judgetwi said: Bullshit. Never happened. I’ve heard a thousand stories about this sleb done this sleb, blah blah woof woof. It’s all made up by agents to keep their cashcow in the headlines. The only true story is that I chinned Michael Gove in the Leopold Hotel in Sheffield, April 2017. Ok, he’s a massive wanker and i’m not pretending it makes me as hard as THE HARDMAN but it happened! Ok ....... I might have exaggerated a little bit. Come on HARDMAN......open goal here.😁 I can't really be bothered. Sorry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 30, 2020 Report Share Posted June 30, 2020 5 minutes ago, judgetwi said: Bullshit. Never happened. I’ve heard a thousand stories about this sleb done this sleb, blah blah woof woof. It’s all made up by agents to keep their cashcow in the headlines. The only true story is that I chinned Michael Gove in the Leopold Hotel in Sheffield, April 2017. Ok, he’s a massive wanker and i’m not pretending it makes me as hard as THE HARDMAN but it happened! Ok ....... I might have exaggerated a little bit. Come on HARDMAN......open goal here.😁 Was it a row over coke? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 30, 2020 Report Share Posted June 30, 2020 8 minutes ago, judgetwi said: Bullshit. Never happened. I’ve heard a thousand stories about this sleb done this sleb, blah blah woof woof. It’s all made up by agents to keep their cashcow in the headlines. The only true story is that I chinned Michael Gove in the Leopold Hotel in Sheffield, April 2017. Ok, he’s a massive wanker and i’m not pretending it makes me as hard as THE HARDMAN but it happened! Ok ....... I might have exaggerated a little bit. Come on HARDMAN......open goal here.😁 I can't be asked to argue, tbh. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted June 30, 2020 Report Share Posted June 30, 2020 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: I can't really be bothered. Sorry. 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: I can't be asked to argue, tbh. Well, of course. 😁 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted June 30, 2020 Report Share Posted June 30, 2020 1 hour ago, King Billy said: Was it a row over coke? Nah, that was a story Michael made up to make himself look “edgy” and “down with the kids”, a bit like Marjorie on here. But, just like Marjorie, it backfired on the cunt. Of course the Govester didn’t go to prison but he still ended up as Boris’s bitch. As we all know poor old Marje was banged up in the nick but he won’t tell us how many cocks he sampled during that time. Not that i’m interested. Marje’s personal life is none of my fucking business. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted June 30, 2020 Report Share Posted June 30, 2020 13 hours ago, judgetwi said: Bullshit. Never happened. I’ve heard a thousand stories about this sleb done this sleb, blah blah woof woof. It’s all made up by agents to keep their cashcow in the headlines. The only true story is that I chinned Michael Gove in the Leopold Hotel in Sheffield, April 2017. Ok, he’s a massive wanker and i’m not pretending it makes me as hard as THE HARDMAN but it happened! Ok ....... I might have exaggerated a little bit. Come on HARDMAN......open goal here.😁 You really are a weapons grade fuckwit jewdy. Give it a rest. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted June 30, 2020 Report Share Posted June 30, 2020 12 hours ago, judgetwi said: Well, of course. 😁 Nothing, and I mean nothing, says what a stupid cunt someone is more than the use of that emoji. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted June 30, 2020 Report Share Posted June 30, 2020 1 hour ago, Ape™️ said: Nothing, and I mean nothing, says what a stupid cunt someone is more than the use of that emoji. Fuck off 😃 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted June 30, 2020 Report Share Posted June 30, 2020 19 hours ago, judgetwi said: The only true story is that I chinned Michael Gove in the Leopold Hotel in Sheffield, April 2017. As the old joke has it, what have you got if you've got nuts on your chin? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted June 30, 2020 Report Share Posted June 30, 2020 7 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: As the old joke has it, what have you got if you've got nuts on your chin? ah the old jokes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 30, 2020 Report Share Posted June 30, 2020 1 hour ago, Cuntybaws said: As the old joke has it, what have you got if you've got nuts on your chin? Kidnapped by a squirrel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 30, 2020 Report Share Posted June 30, 2020 1 hour ago, Cuntybaws said: As the old joke has it, what have you got if you've got nuts on your chin? When I was a kid the Topic advert had "what has a hazelnut in every bite?" as its slogan. So you asked someone that question they said "topic" but we would say "Nah! Squirrel shit". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 30, 2020 Report Share Posted June 30, 2020 8 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: When I was a kid the Topic advert had "what has a hazelnut in every bite?" as its slogan. So you asked someone that question they said "topic" but we would say "Nah! Squirrel shit". Reported for going ‘off topic’ 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 30, 2020 Report Share Posted June 30, 2020 3 minutes ago, King Billy said: Reported for going ‘off topic’ Fuck off Billy. Just fuck off🙄 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted July 10, 2020 Report Share Posted July 10, 2020 On 30/06/2020 at 02:56, judgetwi said: Nah, that was a story Michael made up to make himself look “edgy” and “down with the kids”, a bit like Marjorie on here. But, just like Marjorie, it backfired on the cunt. Of course the Govester didn’t go to prison but he still ended up as Boris’s bitch. As we all know poor old Marje was banged up in the nick but he won’t tell us how many cocks he sampled during that time. Not that i’m interested. Marje’s personal life is none of my fucking business. Your obsession with cocks and prisons knows no ends, does it jewdy. The only time I saw a cock was in the shower room mate, and even half a seconds enough. Unless you have a continuous prison phantasy? You should do a bit of bird, well when I report your posts you will. Being in a wheelchair you get a ground floor cell, and front of the dinner ques. I'll ask Hasan to look after you. No need to thank me, obviously! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted July 14, 2020 Report Share Posted July 14, 2020 On 30/06/2020 at 01:29, judgetwi said: Bullshit. Never happened. I’ve heard a thousand stories about this sleb done this sleb, blah blah woof woof. It’s all made up by agents to keep their cashcow in the headlines. The only true story is that I chinned Michael Gove in the Leopold Hotel in Sheffield, April 2017. Ok, he’s a massive wanker and i’m not pretending it makes me as hard as THE HARDMAN but it happened! Ok ....... I might have exaggerated a little bit. Come on HARDMAN......open goal here.😁 I hand it to the Judge, Michael Gove is the obvious fall guy, for an epic porkie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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