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8 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said:

I gave in an wiki'd it. I was wrong. Tommy Morrison died of AIDS in his early 40s. I was pretty much right about Camacho though.

 

1 hour ago, Arthur Dick said:

Fifties and he also got battered by Lennox Lewis one time.

Keep up, wanker.

uhahahahaha

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On 29/06/2020 at 00:49, camberwell gypsy said:

A great story I heard about Wayne. He was staying in this hotel and his room was above Frank Sinatra's, who was having a loud party. Wayne needed to sleep, so rang down to tell them to quieten down a number of times but no luck. So he went down and knocked on the door. Sinatra opened it, Wayne gave him some verbal (he didn't like him anyway) and told him to keep the fucking noise down. Sinatra's body guard who was Wayne's size said "nobody talks to Mr Sinatra like that". So Wayne backs off and apologises, and turns around. As the body guard is about to close the door Wayne decks the cunt and then grabs a chair and knocks him out with it.  Let's just say that John Wayne got his sleep.  

Bullshit. Never happened. I’ve heard a thousand stories about this sleb done this sleb, blah blah woof woof. It’s all made up by agents to keep their cashcow in the headlines. 

The only true story is that I chinned Michael Gove in the Leopold Hotel in Sheffield, April 2017. Ok, he’s a massive wanker and i’m not pretending it makes me as hard as THE  HARDMAN but  it happened!

Ok ....... I might have exaggerated a little bit. Come on HARDMAN......open goal here.😁

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4 minutes ago, judgetwi said:

Bullshit. Never happened. I’ve heard a thousand stories about this sleb done this sleb, blah blah woof woof. It’s all made up by agents to keep their cashcow in the headlines. 

The only true story is that I chinned Michael Gove in the Leopold Hotel in Sheffield, April 2017. Ok, he’s a massive wanker and i’m not pretending it makes me as hard as THE  HARDMAN but  it happened!

Ok ....... I might have exaggerated a little bit. Come on HARDMAN......open goal here.😁

I can't really be bothered. Sorry.

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5 minutes ago, judgetwi said:

Bullshit. Never happened. I’ve heard a thousand stories about this sleb done this sleb, blah blah woof woof. It’s all made up by agents to keep their cashcow in the headlines. 

The only true story is that I chinned Michael Gove in the Leopold Hotel in Sheffield, April 2017. Ok, he’s a massive wanker and i’m not pretending it makes me as hard as THE  HARDMAN but  it happened!

Ok ....... I might have exaggerated a little bit. Come on HARDMAN......open goal here.😁

Was it a row over coke?

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8 minutes ago, judgetwi said:

Bullshit. Never happened. I’ve heard a thousand stories about this sleb done this sleb, blah blah woof woof. It’s all made up by agents to keep their cashcow in the headlines. 

The only true story is that I chinned Michael Gove in the Leopold Hotel in Sheffield, April 2017. Ok, he’s a massive wanker and i’m not pretending it makes me as hard as THE  HARDMAN but  it happened!

Ok ....... I might have exaggerated a little bit. Come on HARDMAN......open goal here.😁

I can't be asked to argue, tbh. 

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1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said:

I can't really be bothered. Sorry.

 

1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said:

I can't be asked to argue, tbh. 

Well, of course. 😁

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1 hour ago, King Billy said:

Was it a row over coke?

Nah, that was a story Michael made up to make himself look “edgy” and “down with the kids”, a bit like Marjorie on here. But, just like Marjorie, it backfired on the cunt. 

Of course the Govester didn’t go to prison but he still ended up as Boris’s bitch. As we all know poor old Marje was banged up in the nick but he won’t tell us how many cocks he sampled during that time. Not that i’m interested. Marje’s personal life is none of my fucking business. 

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13 hours ago, judgetwi said:

Bullshit. Never happened. I’ve heard a thousand stories about this sleb done this sleb, blah blah woof woof. It’s all made up by agents to keep their cashcow in the headlines. 

The only true story is that I chinned Michael Gove in the Leopold Hotel in Sheffield, April 2017. Ok, he’s a massive wanker and i’m not pretending it makes me as hard as THE  HARDMAN but  it happened!

Ok ....... I might have exaggerated a little bit. Come on HARDMAN......open goal here.😁

You really are a weapons grade fuckwit jewdy. Give it a rest.

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12 hours ago, judgetwi said:

 

Well, of course. 😁

Nothing, and I mean nothing, says what a stupid cunt someone is more than the use of that emoji. 

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1 hour ago, Ape™️ said:

Nothing, and I mean nothing, says what a stupid cunt someone is more than the use of that emoji. 

Fuck off 😃

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19 hours ago, judgetwi said:

The only true story is that I chinned Michael Gove in the Leopold Hotel in Sheffield, April 2017.

As the old joke has it, what have you got if you've got nuts on your chin?

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7 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said:

As the old joke has it, what have you got if you've got nuts on your chin?

ah the old jokes

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1 hour ago, Cuntybaws said:

As the old joke has it, what have you got if you've got nuts on your chin?

Kidnapped by a squirrel.

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1 hour ago, Cuntybaws said:

As the old joke has it, what have you got if you've got nuts on your chin?

When I was a kid the Topic advert had "what has a hazelnut in every bite?" as its slogan. So you asked someone that question they said "topic" but we would say "Nah! Squirrel shit". 

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8 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said:

When I was a kid the Topic advert had "what has a hazelnut in every bite?" as its slogan. So you asked someone that question they said "topic" but we would say "Nah! Squirrel shit". 

Reported for going ‘off topic’

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On 30/06/2020 at 02:56, judgetwi said:

Nah, that was a story Michael made up to make himself look “edgy” and “down with the kids”, a bit like Marjorie on here. But, just like Marjorie, it backfired on the cunt. 

Of course the Govester didn’t go to prison but he still ended up as Boris’s bitch. As we all know poor old Marje was banged up in the nick but he won’t tell us how many cocks he sampled during that time. Not that i’m interested. Marje’s personal life is none of my fucking business. 

Your obsession with cocks and prisons knows no ends, does it jewdy. The only time I saw a cock was in the shower room mate, and even half a seconds enough. Unless you have a continuous prison phantasy? 

You should do a bit of bird, well when I report your posts you will. Being in a wheelchair you get a ground floor cell, and front of the dinner ques. 

I'll ask Hasan to look after you. 

No need to thank me, obviously! 

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On 30/06/2020 at 01:29, judgetwi said:

Bullshit. Never happened. I’ve heard a thousand stories about this sleb done this sleb, blah blah woof woof. It’s all made up by agents to keep their cashcow in the headlines. 

The only true story is that I chinned Michael Gove in the Leopold Hotel in Sheffield, April 2017. Ok, he’s a massive wanker and i’m not pretending it makes me as hard as THE  HARDMAN but  it happened!

Ok ....... I might have exaggerated a little bit. Come on HARDMAN......open goal here.😁

I hand it to the Judge, Michael Gove is the obvious fall guy, for an epic porkie. 

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