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Trucking Funt

The pending invasion

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3 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said:

That last line gets a like from me. The rest was shite. 

It's the truth and the worst thing about it is, the toffs whose family fortunes had been made in India and regarded it as their playground didn't give a fuck. I hope hell is hot for those pricks.

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10 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Sikhs are hard as nails cunts. And a good laugh to drink with. Went in a pub in Gravesend as a teenager, wall to wall turbans. Didn't think we'd be welcome but they were as friendly as fuck. Chatted all night. One explained that Sikhs are prohibited from drinking unless they are celebrating something. So every Friday and Saturday night, they think of something to celebrate. 

Nice people. I can see why my great grandad had such a high opinion of the ones he served with in India. Apparently they were fearless as soldiers.

My Grandad served with them at Imphal. He gave me the hiding of my life when I was nine for calling the Sikh who lived across the road from him a Paki bastard. He once said if it hadn't been for the Indians and Ghurkas, most of the British lads would have died of heat stroke and dysentery before the fighting started because they didn't have a clue about the climate and preserving field rations etc. From the way he described it, they had a good laugh watching the Japs dropping like flies though. The fuckers were reduced to eating each other in the end.

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2 hours ago, Trucking Funt said:

My Grandad served with them at Imphal. He gave me a the hiding of my life when I was nine for calling the Sikh who lived across the road from him a Paki bastard. He once said if it hadn't been for the Indians and Ghurkas, most of the British lads would have died of heat stroke and dysentery before the fighting started because they didn't have a clue about the climate and preserving field rations etc. From the way he described it, they had a good laugh watching the Japs dropping like flies though. The fuckers were reduced to eating each other in the end.

So as we have by now established that both your father and grandfather sported The Queen’s Uniform, I’m curious to know why you never signed up for a few years of square bashing? You’re clearly in awe of all things khaki and armour-plated, and would no doubt love a run at the fuzzy-wuzzies with your bayonet, so why have we not heard epic highlights of your illustrious years adjusting your woggle in the Sea Scouts? Perhaps you did make it as far as the Army Recruiting office, only to be told your club foot and double digit IQ would not pass muster, even these days. No doubt this came as a crushing disappointment to you, if only because it robbed you of the opportunity to loiter round the Mess hall and pick up all manner of trivia to bore your long-suffering father with, when he wasn’t hiding from you in t’Legion. 

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4 hours ago, Last Cunt Standing said:

So as we have by now established that both your father and grandfather sported The Queen’s Uniform, I’m curious to know why you never signed up for a few years of square bashing? You’re clearly in awe of all things khaki and armour-plated, and would no doubt love a run at the fuzzy-wuzzies with your bayonet, so why have we not heard epic highlights of your illustrious years adjusting your woggle in the Sea Scouts? Perhaps you did make it as far as the Army Recruiting office, only to be told your club foot and double digit IQ would not pass muster, even these days. No doubt this came as a crushing disappointment to you, if only because it robbed you of the opportunity to loiter round the Mess hall and pick up all manner of trivia to bore your long-suffering father with, when he wasn’t hiding from you in t’Legion. 

I would imagine the majority of people from my age group had a grandfather that served during WWII due to that little government employment scheme called conscription. I'm surprised that your awesome intellect didn't account for this possibility. What did your lot do exactly? Oh no let me guess.......Scrubbed the barracks shithouses because they were cowards conscientious objectors?

I didn't take the Queen's shilling because the only things I were interested in at that age was engines, women, money and getting pissed. The idea of running through water filled ditches at 4am with 65lb strapped to my back and a borderline psychopath screaming obscenities at me didn't appeal at the time. I'm sure you would agree that some of us march to a different drummer Cockles. I would imagine your career as a sperm receptacle for elderly homosexuals seemed quite mundane as well when compared with the armed forces. Fuck off!

 

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31 minutes ago, Trucking Funt said:

I didn't take the Queen's shilling because the only things I was interested in at that age was engines, women, money and getting pissed. The idea of running through water filled ditches at 4am with 65lb strapped to my back with a borderline psychopath screaming obscenities at me didn't appeal at the time. I'm sure you would agree that some of us march to a different drummer Cockles.

So join the Royal Engineers, you pussy. 

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15 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said:

Indeed. The chinks have got rich on undermining everybody else and knocking out cheap shit at half the price. When it comes to innovation, however, they haven't got a wok to piss in as they're basically thick as fuck. Any tech they try to nick and reverse engineer is a pile of shit.

I hope the whole rotten lot comes tumbling down as the rest of the world watches on giving it the big fuck you. 

The facts spake otherwise Spunker I. C. CC. 

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17 hours ago, ratcum said:

this sort of laser accuracy will upset some of the natives on here CH. Personally I think it's quite refreshing, but obviously you should still fuck off out of it.

Point taken. But will stick around for the fights to break out and they break the place up. Meanwhile, Cheers! 

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22 hours ago, ChildeHarold said:

Are you fucking joking? Skyscrapercity is a computer game for fantasy architects. Try AJ for the hard stuff. 

Are you on some kind of drugs? Skyscrapercity is a forum not a game.

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On 03/07/2020 at 15:08, Arthur Dick said:

I just don't think it's our problem and it's probably not a wise move to start a war with the future sole superpower who we might need trade with after Brexit on behalf of a washed up USA who only looks out for itself, the yanks screwed us out of our empire in WWII well now they can lose theirs to China. Tough luck.

When you say the Americans screwed the UK out of their empire, could you give some examples of this ?

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22 hours ago, Trucking Funt said:

On the contrary Gyp. Dickie Mountbatten and a large number of Indian civil service employees knew exactly what was going to happen. They just didn't expect it to be so ferocious. As an Englishman, the one act of empire that I'm truly ashamed of is the partition of India. There were nearly 100,000 combat ready British troops based in Egypt that could have been there in less than 48 hours to restore order. Even the small number of troops left in India were ordered not to intervene. Fathers were beheading their daughters so they couldn't be raped by whichever mob was running amok FFS.

The British played Hindu off against Muslim, Muslim off against Sikh and Sikh off against Hindu for 200 years. The least we could have done was stay another 3 months until the population transfers were done. Mountbatten was a cold hearted bastard, he sent thousands of Canadians to their deaths at Dieppe during WWII just to prove a point. I'm almost glad the IRA blew the cunt to pieces.

No one knew he had dandruff till they found his head and shoulders on the beach.

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10 hours ago, Trucking Funt said:

I would imagine the majority of people from my age group had a grandfather that served during WWII

Pens old man lost his meat and two veg at the battle of Marston Moor.

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On 03/07/2020 at 22:07, Stubby Pecker said:

Indeed. The chinks have got rich on undermining everybody else and knocking out cheap shit at half the price. When it comes to innovation, however, they haven't got a wok to piss in as they're basically thick as fuck. Any tech they try to nick and reverse engineer is a pile of shit.

I hope the whole rotten lot comes tumbling down as the rest of the world watches on giving it the big fuck you. 

I imagine Trump will be playing the Indians against them with a beautiful trade deal. And some special discount arms.

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2 minutes ago, White Cunt said:

I imagine Trump will be playing the Indians against them with a beautiful trade deal. And some special discount arms.

Both sides are armed to the fucking teeth already with an endless supply of canon fodder. Let hope they slug it out for a few years crippling both their economies then one (or both) unleashes killer biological weapons, cleansing the Asian region (making it as far as the Middle East) of all human life.

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20 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said:

Both sides are armed to the fucking teeth already with an endless supply of canon fodder. Let hope they slug it out for a few years crippling both their economies then one (or both) unleashes killer biological weapons, cleansing the Asian region (making it as far as the Middle East) of all human life.

The Indians are belted up and bricked by China and Russia. Everybody (except the post Cold War proxy states like Taiwan, Japan and S Korea and the fucking racists in Aussie and NZ) want the AMERICANS OUT of the Far East. There is no Realpolitik game or strategy to play. The USA have already lost. 

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48 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said:

The Indians are belted up and bricked by China and Russia. Everybody (except the post Cold War proxy states like Taiwan, Japan and S Korea and the fucking racists in Aussie and NZ) want the AMERICANS OUT of the Far East. There is no Realpolitik game or strategy to play. The USA have already lost. 

The human gene pool lost when you were shat into existence. Move to Syria 

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2 hours ago, ChildeHarold said:

The USA have already lost.

Spoken by a real winner. I bet you put your Che Guevara t-shirt on and wank yourself into a frenzy shouting “FUCK TRUMP” every morning before the sunshine bus toots outside for you. Go and have a lie down in a dark room and when you wake up (hopefully not) have a long hard look at yourself in  the mirror. If your happy with what you see ask yourself why you’ve turned out to be such a stupid fucking cunt.

No need to thank me. Fuck off.

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15 hours ago, ChildeHarold said:

The Indians are belted up and bricked by China and Russia. Everybody (except the post Cold War proxy states like Taiwan, Japan and S Korea and the fucking racists in Aussie and NZ) want the AMERICANS OUT of the Far East. There is no Realpolitik game or strategy to play. The USA have already lost. 

Eh?

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13 hours ago, King Billy said:

Spoken by a real winner. I bet you put your Che Guevara t-shirt on and wank yourself into a frenzy shouting “FUCK TRUMP” every morning before the sunshine bus toots outside for you. Go and have a lie down in a dark room and when you wake up (hopefully not) have a long hard look at yourself in  the mirror. If your happy with what you see ask yourself why you’ve turned out to be such a stupid fucking cunt.

No need to thank me. Fuck off.

However, I would just like to point out the Heath has re-opened for business with social distancing reduced from 2 metres to 6 inches. You'll find Woody JJ up there getting hard. 

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15 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said:

The human gene pool lost when you were shat into existence. Move to Syria 

I already live in a branch of it, it's called Londistan. 

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8 hours ago, ChildeHarold said:

However, I would just like to point out the Heath has re-opened for business with social distancing reduced from 2 metres to 6 inches. You'll find Woody JJ up there getting hard. 

I bet you miss Jack Straws Castle. Do they let your type into The Spaniards? 

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On 04/07/2020 at 05:07, Trucking Funt said:

My Grandad served with them at Imphal. He gave me the hiding of my life when I was nine for calling the Sikh who lived across the road from him a Paki bastard. He once said if it hadn't been for the Indians and Ghurkas, most of the British lads would have died of heat stroke and dysentery before the fighting started because they didn't have a clue about the climate and preserving field rations etc. From the way he described it, they had a good laugh watching the Japs dropping like flies though. The fuckers were reduced to eating each other in the end.

They eat curry with their left hand. 

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On 05/07/2020 at 19:49, ChildeHarold said:

The Indians are belted up and bricked by China and Russia. Everybody (except the post Cold War proxy states like Taiwan, Japan and S Korea and the fucking racists in Aussie and NZ) want the AMERICANS OUT of the Far East. There is no Realpolitik game or strategy to play. The USA have already lost. 

Not quite everyone, Japan values the presence of American military as a partial counterbalance to an expansionist China, and also against Kim the wrongun, with his penchant for slinging missiles relatively close to Japan.  

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