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3 hours ago, Monaco Slim said:

That show really is the mark of the end times. I hope God floods this fucking place again

Wtf is a monaco slim? It sounds like a condom brand for americans with small cocks.

 

Fuck off you arse gravy drinking faggot.

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14 minutes ago, Arthur Dick said:

Wtf is a monaco slim? It sounds like a condom brand for americans with small cocks.

 

Fuck off you arse gravy drinking faggot.

My name is Monaco Slim, and I want you to SUCK MY DICK

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4 minutes ago, Monaco Slim said:

My name is Monaco Slim, and I want you to SUCK MY DICK

I'm sure your pet Ferret already does that for you

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2 hours ago, Arthur Dick said:

I'm sure your pet Ferret already does that for you

Ah, that awkward conversation...

 

"Hiya love, what's in the bag?"

"A ferret."

"What am I supposed to do with a ferret?"

"Teach it to cook, and fuck off."

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8 hours ago, Monaco Slim said:

That show really is the mark of the end times. I hope God floods this fucking place again

The demise of C4 started when Michael (de) Grade took over from the arty and aspirational Jeremy Isaacs in 1989(?) 

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8 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said:

Rattled

You should really have adjusted the contrast on that Reed Bunting shot before you posted it.

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19 hours ago, JohnnySaucePants said:

 

Oh no not this fucking pile of 'Ain't I hard?' cock and bullshit movie that lives up its own arse in a celebrated rust belt landscape of incompetents, wackos and amateur gangsters. No wonder the rest of the world laughs at us. 

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1 hour ago, ChildeHarold said:

Oh no not this fucking pile of 'Ain't I hard?' cock and bullshit movie that lives up its own arse in a celebrated rust belt landscape of incompetents, wackos and amateur gangsters. No wonder the rest of the world laughs at us. 

True, but still far better than the equivalent American likes of die hard shite and cobblers infesting the entertainment channels. Also. i vacated the pikey, chav, and now covid infested ilse"s a few decades ago so feel entitled to scoff at some of the hapless cunts still living there. Especially the likes of Ape. What a cunt.

Toodle pip. 

 

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18 minutes ago, JohnnySaucePants said:

True, but still far better than the equivalent American likes of die hard shite and cobblers infesting the entertainment channels. Also. i vacated the pikey, chav, and now covid infested ilse"s a few decades ago so feel entitled to scoff at some of the hapless cunts still living there. Especially the likes of Ape. What a cunt.

Toodle pip. 

 

Glad you’re not rattled to the point you feel the need to continually name-drop me.

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11 minutes ago, Ape™️ said:

Glad you’re not rattled to the point you feel the need to continually name-drop me.

I’d like to drop you into the Lion enclosure at Longleat.

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1 minute ago, Earl of Punkape said:

I’d like to drop you into the Lion enclosure at Longleat.

That would involve you not being a weedy little faggot, so it’s never going to happen. “Lol”.

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15 minutes ago, Ape™️ said:

Glad you’re not rattled to the point you feel the need to continually name-drop me.

Morning, Hows your mother?, No, not rattled at all, i just like picking on you. 

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Just now, JohnnySaucePants said:

Morning, Hows your mother?, No, not rattled at all, i just like picking on you. 

In order to “pick on me” you’d need to be a big beast. You’re a maggot.

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4 minutes ago, Ape™️ said:

In order to “pick on me” you’d need to be a big beast. You’re a maggot.

So now your telling me your obese, how utterly vile and disgusting.  Do you use talcum powder under yer moobs to help with the chaffing.  Also, when did you last see your pecker.

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1 hour ago, Earl of Punkape said:

I’d like to drop you into the Lion enclosure at Longleat.

No doubt while firmly gripping his cock.

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4 hours ago, JohnnySaucePants said:

So now your telling me your obese, how utterly vile and disgusting.  Do you use talcum powder under yer moobs to help with the chaffing.  Also, when did you last see your pecker.

I quite like you JSP, but don't start punching above your weight. @Ape™️ will fucking eat you alive and shit your remains into a bamboo steamer. 

And if you try getting cunty with me, you're properly fucked.

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2 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said:

I quite like you JSP, but don't start punching above your weight. @Ape™️ will fucking eat you alive and shit your remains into a bamboo steamer. 

And if you try getting cunty with me, you're properly fucked.

 I quite like you too so have no intentions of getting cunty.  As for @ape , from memory he started this little tiff because he took exception to an insignificant comment i made about his mother and had me banned "again" by roops.  Ive got this image of him as an obese chair ridden key board warrior wannabe, living with his mother in a council gaff in Hull, or Liverpool. Plus i dont think he's particularly bright. I could be wrong of course, but a cunt he certainly is. He couldnt eat me alive, couldnt catch me with his little T Rex arms in relation to his oversized obese corpse like body. Besides i'm far too old and skinny to be worthwhile eating. I was hoping this year to travel back to Blighty for an extended holiday for a few months. Instead i've had to make do with buying some more kippers for breakfast. I do like a good scottish kipper. 

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3 hours ago, JohnnySaucePants said:

 I quite like you too so have no intentions of getting cunty.  As for @ape , from memory he started this little tiff because he took exception to an insignificant comment i made about his mother and had me banned "again" by roops.  Ive got this image of him as an obese chair ridden key board warrior wannabe, living with his mother in a council gaff in Hull, or Liverpool. Plus i dont think he's particularly bright. I could be wrong of course, but a cunt he certainly is. He couldnt eat me alive, couldnt catch me with his little T Rex arms in relation to his oversized obese corpse like body. Besides i'm far too old and skinny to be worthwhile eating. I was hoping this year to travel back to Blighty for an extended holiday for a few months. Instead i've had to make do with buying some more kippers for breakfast. I do like a good scottish kipper. 

The best kippers come from the Isle of Man. However, leaving to me side the fact that they’re from Jockland, I’d  thoroughly recommend the Arbroath Smokie as a delicious kipper type snack.

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11 hours ago, Earl of Punkape said:

I’d like to drop you into the Lion enclosure at Longleat.

Wouldn't the gorilla enclosure make him feel more at home, and you for that matter if you're holding his cock.

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4 hours ago, JohnnySaucePants said:

 I quite like you too so have no intentions of getting cunty.  As for @ape , from memory he started this little tiff because he took exception to an insignificant comment i made about his mother and had me banned "again" by roops.  Ive got this image of him as an obese chair ridden key board warrior wannabe, living with his mother in a council gaff in Hull, or Liverpool. Plus i dont think he's particularly bright. I could be wrong of course, but a cunt he certainly is. He couldnt eat me alive, couldnt catch me with his little T Rex arms in relation to his oversized obese corpse like body. Besides i'm far too old and skinny to be worthwhile eating. I was hoping this year to travel back to Blighty for an extended holiday for a few months. Instead i've had to make do with buying some more kippers for breakfast. I do like a good scottish kipper. 

Well, I can't really argue with that.

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1 hour ago, King Billy said:

The best kippers come from the Isle of Man. However, leaving to me side the fact that they’re from Jockland, I’d  thoroughly recommend the Arbroath Smokie as a delicious kipper type snack.

What part of the Isle Of Man .. Douglas, Peel, Ballaugh, Castletown? Did you stop to say hello to the little people when you crossed the Fairy Bridge?

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1 hour ago, Cunty BigBollox said:

Wouldn't the gorilla enclosure make him feel more at home, and you for that matter if you're holding his cock.

Peasant.

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