King Billy Posted July 5, 2020 Report Share Posted July 5, 2020 11 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: Your father’s mates were rotten apple scum from the lower decks and you are of a similar ilk. Their opinions and yours are the absurd bleatings of maligned serfs. in addition you’re an imbecile. ‘Hello Sailor.’ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted July 5, 2020 Report Share Posted July 5, 2020 Just now, King Billy said: ‘Hello Sailor.’ Hello Pimp... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted July 5, 2020 Report Share Posted July 5, 2020 10 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: Are you from Nigeria ? I bet it’s not the first time you’ve asked that. LOL Fuck off! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted July 5, 2020 Report Share Posted July 5, 2020 1 minute ago, Earl of Punkape said: Hello Pimp... 🎶 In the navy. 🎶 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted July 5, 2020 Report Share Posted July 5, 2020 18 minutes ago, King Billy said: 🎶 In the navy. 🎶 At a guess I'd say punkers preferred option would be a spit roast with the traffic cop and the biker bloke, red Indian for seconds 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted July 5, 2020 Report Share Posted July 5, 2020 1 hour ago, Stubby Pecker said: At a guess I'd say punkers preferred option would be a spit roast with the traffic cop and the biker bloke, red Indian for seconds And get the construction worker in to drill a new glory hole in the toilet . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted July 5, 2020 Report Share Posted July 5, 2020 3 minutes ago, King Billy said: And get the construction worker in to drill a new glory hole in the toilet . That leaves the sailor on pugwash duty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingRollo Posted July 5, 2020 Report Share Posted July 5, 2020 10 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: That leaves the sailor on pugwash duty. Pugwash is a most disreputable chap. Best avoided. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted July 5, 2020 Report Share Posted July 5, 2020 2 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: That leaves the sailor on pugwash duty. I reckon it’s always triggered Spunkers why the Village People didn’t have a mincing golfer or a fake public school twat. I guess a poofs a poof no matter how you dress the cunt up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted July 5, 2020 Report Share Posted July 5, 2020 8 minutes ago, KingRollo said: Pugwash is a most disreputable chap. Best avoided. I was lead to believe a pugwash was what sailors did post buggery to empty their arseholes of vile spunk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted July 5, 2020 Report Share Posted July 5, 2020 1 hour ago, Earl of Punkape said: Hello Pimp... Ooh!! A tranny like. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 5, 2020 Report Share Posted July 5, 2020 16 minutes ago, KingRollo said: Pugwash is a most disreputable chap. Best avoided. What do Captain Pugwash and Jeremy Corbyn have in common?.... They've both climbed aboard the 'Black Pig'. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingRollo Posted July 5, 2020 Report Share Posted July 5, 2020 5 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: I was lead to believe a pugwash was what sailors did post buggery to empty their arseholes of vile spunk. Wow. When you said you were in the military, was it the Navy by any chance...? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingRollo Posted July 5, 2020 Report Share Posted July 5, 2020 5 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: What do Captain Pugwash and Jeremy Corbyn have in common?.... They've both climbed aboard the 'Black Pig'. David Cameron also had a thing for pigs... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 5, 2020 Report Share Posted July 5, 2020 2 minutes ago, KingRollo said: David Cameron also had a thing for pigs... His choice of pig was considerably more attractive than Corbyns'. On topic... I had a wank over Ghislaine Maxwell. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted July 5, 2020 Report Share Posted July 5, 2020 7 minutes ago, KingRollo said: Wow. When you said you were in the military, was it the Navy by any chance...? Yes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingRollo Posted July 5, 2020 Report Share Posted July 5, 2020 4 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Yes I salute you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted July 5, 2020 Report Share Posted July 5, 2020 11 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: What do Captain Pugwash and Jeremy Corbyn have in common?.... They've both climbed aboard the 'Black Pig'. A communist, a tramp and Jeremy Corbyn walked into a bar and the barman said..... Hi what can I get for you Mr. Corbyn? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted July 5, 2020 Author Report Share Posted July 5, 2020 3 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Yes I found a dead Median Wasp outside your old training ground last week. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingRollo Posted July 5, 2020 Report Share Posted July 5, 2020 10 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: His choice of pig was considerably more attractive than Corbyns'. On topic... I had a wank over Ghislaine Maxwell. I've polished the sceptre once or twice with her in mind... not particularly satisfying though - everytime I was about to spill the Brasso, inexplicable images of Prince Andrew sprang to mind. Literally put me off my stroke and my plums are now like grapefruit... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted July 5, 2020 Report Share Posted July 5, 2020 6 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: His choice of pig was considerably more attractive than Corbyns'. On topic... I had a wank over Ghislaine Maxwell. So did Epstein, Clinton, Gates and York about 40 years ago. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 5, 2020 Report Share Posted July 5, 2020 6 minutes ago, KingRollo said: I've polished the sceptre once or twice with her in mind... not particularly satisfying though - everytime I was about to spill the Brasso, inexplicable images of Prince Andrew sprang to mind. Literally put me off my stroke and my plums are now like grapefruit... I avoided that psychological gin-trap. She was wonderful. I was magnificent. I left her on a black silk sheet, soaking wet, breathless and sheened in sweat. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted July 5, 2020 Report Share Posted July 5, 2020 11 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I left her on a black silk sheet, soaking wet, breathless and sheened in sweat. Do you mean dead Neil? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingRollo Posted July 5, 2020 Report Share Posted July 5, 2020 20 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I avoided that psychological gin-trap. She was wonderful. I was magnificent. I left her on a black silk sheet, soaking wet, breathless and sheened in sweat. Sounds like a remake of the Milk Tray ad... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Monaco Slim Posted July 5, 2020 Report Share Posted July 5, 2020 On 02/07/2020 at 23:36, King Billy said: I’d fuck it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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