ChildeHarold Posted July 3, 2020 Report Share Posted July 3, 2020 They say every family has a black sheep. In a shit coloured family, Stanley is the brownest and shittiest. This is him with his "I've filled my boots" smug face living it up in Greece after evading that country's and the UK'S travel advice. Don't you just want to glass him and rub retsina deep into the wounds? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted July 3, 2020 Author Report Share Posted July 3, 2020 OK I'll start the cunting cos I know he has his not-so-secret admirers in this place. Why is his fucking head bigger than his body? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted July 3, 2020 Report Share Posted July 3, 2020 Isn't that Sandy Toksvig after a night on the tins? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted July 3, 2020 Report Share Posted July 3, 2020 1 hour ago, ChildeHarold said: They say every family has a black sheep. In a shit coloured family, Stanley is the brownest and shittiest. This is him with his "I've filled my boots" smug face living it up in Greece after evading that country's and the UK'S travel advice. Don't you just want to glass him and rub retsina deep into the wounds? No, you'd be a better target. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted July 3, 2020 Report Share Posted July 3, 2020 May I point out that this fat sack of shit is one of the tree hugging, climate change, tongue permanently up St Greta’s arse brigade. But like all the pontificating rich hypocrites it’s ok for him to fly off to one of his foreign villas fuck knows how many times a year. No, the rules only apply to the little people. They need to listen to us and do as we say. I hope his fucking plane takes a nose dive straight into Downing Street. Total cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted July 3, 2020 Author Report Share Posted July 3, 2020 1 hour ago, judgetwi said: May I point out that this fat sack of shit is one of the tree hugging, climate change, tongue permanently up St Greta’s arse brigade. But like all the pontificating rich hypocrites it’s ok for him to fly off to one of his foreign villas fuck knows how many times a year. No, the rules only apply to the little people. They need to listen to us and do as we say. I hope his fucking plane takes a nose dive straight into Downing Street. Total cunt. Well said. They say the rotten apple doesn't fall far from the tree. As for the Greeks, they fucking deserve him, two faced cunts. His local favourite Greek restaurant will probably reserve a table just for him and whatever old slut he has on his arm. Hope they spit and phlegm in his food. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted July 3, 2020 Report Share Posted July 3, 2020 4 hours ago, ChildeHarold said: They say every family has a black sheep. In a shit coloured family, Stanley is the brownest and shittiest. This is him with his "I've filled my boots" smug face living it up in Greece after evading that country's and the UK'S travel advice. Don't you just want to glass him and rub retsina deep into the wounds? What is it with old cunts that wear a wrist watch half way up their forearm as if he's just been fisting Punky up the A-hole. It looks more like a fucking elbow watch. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted July 3, 2020 Author Report Share Posted July 3, 2020 If you think Stanley's happy, wait to you see Punky. That's where buying a house in the land of homo fascination gets you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted July 3, 2020 Report Share Posted July 3, 2020 8 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: What is it with old cunts that wear a wrist watch half way up their forearm as if he's just been fisting Punky up the A-hole. It looks more like a fucking elbow watch. Why do you feel the need to drag @Earl of Punkape into your nonsensical post? Do you seriously think your drivel is funny? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted July 3, 2020 Report Share Posted July 3, 2020 5 minutes ago, Ape™️ said: Why do you feel the need to drag @Earl of Punkape into your nonsensical post? Do you seriously think your drivel is funny? Ape, I sense a shift in your style, and using the word 'drag', has aroused my suspicions. Are you on the turn?. lol. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted July 3, 2020 Report Share Posted July 3, 2020 21 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: What is it with old cunts that wear a wrist watch half way up their forearm as if he's just been fisting Punky up the A-hole. It looks more like a fucking elbow watch. I don’t think that’s a wrist watch. I think it’s one of those health and fitness watch thingies made by Apple and all those other money grabbing tech cunts. Apparently it measures your blood pressure and heart rate and flashes up warnings like..... ”Stop eating that doughnut you fat cunt”...... ”Don’t drink that pint, it’s not good for you”...... ”You’ve just fallen over pisshead, we’ve just phoned 999, how embarrassed are you going to be wanker?” I’d love one of those but it’s way out of my price range. Any chance of a bit of crowdfunding Mr(s) Roops? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted July 3, 2020 Report Share Posted July 3, 2020 44 minutes ago, Ape™️ said: Why do you feel the need to drag @Earl of Punkape into your nonsensical post? Do you seriously think your drivel is funny? You wouldn't find any of my posts funny Ape as it takes a higher level of intelligence than you currently possess. Try smacking your head with a house brick for at least 2 minutes and then re-read, you dozy prick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted July 3, 2020 Report Share Posted July 3, 2020 4 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: You wouldn't find any of my posts funny Ape as it takes a higher level of intelligence than you currently possess. Try smacking your head with a house brick for at least 2 minutes and then re-read, you dozy prick. There’s a far simpler reason for me not finding any of your posts funny, and that reason is that they’re complete and utter fucking shit. Take your last masterpiece as an example. A pathetic comment about someone wearing a watch halfway up his arm and some tired and unoriginal reference to Punkape and fisting. I could do as you suggest, but no amount of re-reading is ever going to make your post funny. You’re a fucking idiot. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted July 3, 2020 Report Share Posted July 3, 2020 I wonder if he's fucked that little posh tart off I'm a Celeb,no tits but worth spaffing your load on her boat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted July 3, 2020 Report Share Posted July 3, 2020 19 minutes ago, Neil said: I wonder if he's fucked that little posh tart off I'm a Celeb,no tits but worth spaffing your load on her boat. As long as she didn't talk with that annoying, whining voice. I'm fussy like that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 3, 2020 Report Share Posted July 3, 2020 4 hours ago, judgetwi said: May I point out that this fat sack of shit is one of the tree hugging, climate change, tongue permanently up St Greta’s arse brigade. But like all the pontificating rich hypocrites it’s ok for him to fly off to one of his foreign villas fuck knows how many times a year. No, the rules only apply to the little people. They need to listen to us and do as we say. I hope his fucking plane takes a nose dive straight into Downing Street. Total cunt. Can everybody please stop referring to this population control shit as "rules". Fuck the government and their Orwellian experiment. If you want to go somewhere or visit someone, just fucking well do it. If we all adopt that policy, what the fuck are they going to do about it? You of all people Jewdy. Disappointing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted July 3, 2020 Report Share Posted July 3, 2020 28 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: As long as she didn't talk with that annoying, whining voice. I'm fussy like that. She couldn't speak with my cock wedged in her gob,shame you cant stop her chatting with your pencil dick LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted July 3, 2020 Report Share Posted July 3, 2020 28 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Can everybody please stop referring to this population control shit as "rules". Fuck the government and their Orwellian experiment. If you want to go somewhere or visit someone, just fucking well do it. If we all adopt that policy, what the fuck are they going to do about it? You of all people Jewdy. Disappointing. Only disappointing Hardman? I suppose I should be grateful. I made no reference to Batflu “rules”. My beef is with rich climate change wankers lecturing us to fly once a year while they shoot all over the fucking world from one piss up to another. Harry Hewitt and Sparkle Tits, Big Fat Reg, Sir Bob Goboff and Bonio to name a few. Oh then there’s Dame Emma Thompson, flies from California to London to lecture a crowd of posh pricks and brags “I want to get arrested”. Fuck off bitch. Then she flies back to LA , Charlie Chan’s Revenge comes along so she takes off for her new apartment in Venice. The canals are a bit smelly so she fucks off to her mansion in Scotland. Get my point Hardman? Try reading the post properly. Disappointing?......oh sorry, go and have a little cry about it ok? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 3, 2020 Report Share Posted July 3, 2020 2 minutes ago, judgetwi said: Only disappointing Hardman? I suppose I should be grateful. I made no reference to Batflu “rules”. My beef is with rich climate change wankers lecturing us to fly once a year while they shoot all over the fucking world from one piss up to another. Harry Hewitt and Sparkle Tits, Big Fat Reg, Sir Bob Goboff and Bonio to name a few. Oh then there’s Dame Emma Thompson, flies from California to London to lecture a crowd of posh pricks and brags “I want to get arrested”. Fuck off bitch. Then she flies back to LA , Charlie Chan’s Revenge comes along so she takes off for her new apartment in Venice. The canals are a bit smelly so she fucks off to her mansion in Scotland. Get my point Hardman? Try reading the post properly. Disappointing?......oh sorry, go and have a little cry about it ok? Fuck off you pathetic little under-endowed, keyboard warrior cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted July 3, 2020 Report Share Posted July 3, 2020 2 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said: What is it with old cunts that wear a wrist watch half way up their forearm as if he's just been fisting Punky up the A-hole. It looks more like a fucking elbow watch. It's just there as an indication of how far he can shove it up the arsehole before the fistees eyes pop out! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted July 3, 2020 Report Share Posted July 3, 2020 7 hours ago, ChildeHarold said: They say every family has a black sheep. In a shit coloured family, Stanley is the brownest and shittiest. This is him with his "I've filled my boots" smug face living it up in Greece after evading that country's and the UK'S travel advice. Don't you just want to glass him and rub retsina deep into the wounds? It’s really none of your business... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted July 3, 2020 Author Report Share Posted July 3, 2020 8 hours ago, Jiggerycock said: Isn't that Sandy Toksvig after a night on the tins? Don't make my cock start dribbling with pre cum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted July 3, 2020 Author Report Share Posted July 3, 2020 1 hour ago, Earl of Punkape said: It’s really none of your business... I beg to differ. Also, unlike you who seem to accept that five years of nightly buggerings at a fee paying boarding school is part of a normal progression to adulthood, rounded off with a public fisting in the Quad at Oxford with honours, I hate having my morals and standards undermined and molested by the perversion of the glorious old English name of Stanley. Stanley which I associated with the exploration of Africa, the cream of vintage British comedy, the ever reliable sharp knife for cutting and slashing (don't ask) with extra blades, the progenitor of the greatest Sci Fi movie ever made, I could go on.... Desecrated and dirtied by the aforesaid Johnson. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted July 3, 2020 Report Share Posted July 3, 2020 28 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: I beg to differ. Also, unlike you who seem to accept that five years of nightly buggerings at a fee paying boarding school is part of a normal progression to adulthood, rounded off with a public fisting in the Quad at Oxford with honours, I hate having my morals and standards undermined and molested by the perversion of the glorious old English name of Stanley. Stanley which I associated with the exploration of Africa, the cream of vintage British comedy, the ever reliable sharp knife for cutting and slashing (don't ask) with extra blades, the progenitor of the greatest Sci Fi movie ever made, I could go on.... Desecrated and dirtied by the aforesaid Johnson. If you didn’t go to a public school or a Russell group University cunts like you are reduced to taking limp potshots from the sidelines flagging your utter irrelevance. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted July 3, 2020 Author Report Share Posted July 3, 2020 Just now, Earl of Punkape said: If you didn’t go to a public school or a Russell group University cunts like you are reduced to taking limp potshots from the sidelines flagging your utter irrelevance. Russell Group you tart. I fucking instantly aged you. Polytechnic/Uni shithole of East London, Stratford Campus. Handy for a lunchtime bit of lifting in Westfields eh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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