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ChildeHarold

Stanley Johnson (mk X)

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41 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said:

I beg to differ. Also, unlike you who seem to accept that five years of nightly buggerings at a fee paying boarding school is part of a normal progression to adulthood, rounded off with a public fisting in the Quad at Oxford with honours, I hate having my morals and standards undermined and molested by the perversion of the glorious old English name of Stanley. Stanley which I associated with the exploration of Africa, the cream of vintage British comedy, the ever reliable sharp knife for cutting and slashing (don't ask) with extra blades, the progenitor of the greatest Sci Fi movie ever made, I could go on.... Desecrated and dirtied by the aforesaid Johnson. 

'2001' is a pretentious pile of fucking shit. Anyone who claims to understand the ending is a bullshitting wankpuffin.

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3 hours ago, Neil said:

She couldn't speak with my cock wedged in her gob,shame you cant stop her chatting with your pencil dick

LOL

I thought she was the sexy voice of Volvo. Clearly your injections of sperm have worked magic on the old vocal cords. 

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1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said:

'2001' is a pretentious pile of fucking shit. Anyone who claims to understand the ending is a bullshitting wankpuffin.

So you have to understand everything? That's President Bush and the Duck Story. 

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3 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said:

Russell Group you tart. I fucking instantly aged you. Polytechnic/Uni shithole of East London, Stratford Campus. Handy for a lunchtime bit of lifting in Westfields eh? 

You’re a peasant and oik.

Try elocution lessons initially then address your diet and social intercourse.

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Just now, Earl of Punkape said:

You’re a peasant and oik.

Try elocution lessons initially then address your diet and social intercourse.

Have you finished damp proofing your Somerset flood plains constituency you tory twat. 

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14 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said:

So you have to understand everything? That's President Bush and the Duck Story. 

25-ish % of your posts are fairly good. The rest is a cacophony of unintelligible, utter fucking shit. 

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Just now, Eric Cuntman said:

25-ish % of your posts are fairly good. The rest is a cacophony of unintelligible, utter fucking shit. 

I'll go with the 25% Happy? Thanks Cuntman. It's like getting that smiley face on the village speed camera. You have made my day. 

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3 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

25-ish % of your posts are fairly good. The rest is a cacophony of unintelligible, utter fucking shit. 

Technically its only 14% going by his like to post ratio. And that's rounding up.

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Just now, ChildeHarold said:

I'll go with the 25% Happy? Thanks Cuntman. It's like getting that smiley face on the village speed camera. You have made my day. 

I think you've had 2 likes off me today as well as a backhanded compliment. I'm getting soft in my old age.

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9 hours ago, judgetwi said:

May I point out that this fat sack of shit is one of the tree hugging, climate change, tongue permanently up St Greta’s arse brigade. But like all the pontificating rich hypocrites it’s ok for him to fly off to one of his foreign villas fuck knows how many times a year. No, the rules only apply to the little people. They need to listen to us and do as we say. I hope his fucking plane takes a nose dive straight into Downing Street. Total cunt.

I agree with you Jewdy. The Johnson clan should be suspended by their feet in a barn filled with Venezuelan Devil Pigs. 

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4 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Fuck off you pathetic little under-endowed, keyboard warrior cunt. 

 

Under endowed? That’s another characteristic you’ve invented for me. My congratulations. 

You know what you really want to call me don’t you? Go on Hardman, treat yourself. Think of your King of the Hill kudos. 😀

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6 minutes ago, judgetwi said:

Under endowed? That’s another characteristic you’ve invented for me. My congratulations. 

You know what you really want to call me don’t you? Go on Hardman, treat yourself. Think of your King of the Hill kudos. 😀

Littledick.

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15 hours ago, ratcum said:

I agree with you Jewdy. The Johnson clan should be suspended by their feet in a barn filled with Venezuelan Devil Pigs. 

Imagine a typical Stanley day at Johnson Mansions, Pelion, Greece. Now look out the window and the calender to check your next (which happens to be the wirst in Europe) State Pension day. Then check outside on your fresh growing grapes and peaches while Nikos your private chef prepares an authentic Greek salad for breakfast. Outside, the imported colonial Disco is waiting for the daily excursion into the cool mountains or to a local secluded sandy cove...Hold that image. Then look at Boris Johnson. 

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3 hours ago, ChildeHarold said:

Imagine a typical Stanley day at Johnson Mansions, Pelion, Greece. Now look out the window and the calender to check your next (which happens to be the wirst in Europe) State Pension day. Then check outside on your fresh growing grapes and peaches while Nikos your private chef prepares an authentic Greek salad for breakfast. Outside, the imported colonial Disco is waiting for the daily excursion into the cool mountains or to a local secluded sandy cove...Hold that image. Then look at Boris Johnson. 

Utter fucking gibberish. The ramblings of an amphetamine pumped spastic.

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20 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said:

'2001' is a pretentious pile of fucking shit. Anyone who claims to understand the ending is a bullshitting wankpuffin.

You talking about '2001 a space odyssey'? Pile of pretentious boring wank.  Dark Star was much better.  

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20 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said:

You talking about '2001 a space odyssey'? Pile of pretentious boring wank.  Dark Star was much better.  

Yes. Starts with a load of apes bouncing round a 10 foot column. Neolithic basketball. Ends with a load of fucking shite. I quite liked the 2 minute bit in the middle with Leonard Rossiter. 

All of Kubrick's films were shit, with the exception of FMJ, and even that wasn't as good as 'Platoon' or 'Apocalypse Now'.

People laud him because they think it's all deep and intellectual... Emperors new clothes.

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12 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Yes. Starts with a load of apes bouncing round a 10 foot column. Neolithic basketball. Ends with a load of fucking shite. I quite liked the 2 minute bit in the middle with Leonard Rossiter. 

All of Kubrick's films were shit, with the exception of FMJ, and even that wasn't as good as 'Platoon' or 'Apocalypse Now'.

People laud him because they think it's all deep and intellectual... Emperors new clothes.

I'm a fan of Kubrick, but 2001 was just crap. 

My favourite is Barry Lyndon. Rossitor was in that as well. Capt. Quinn.

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22 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said:

I'm a fan of Kubrick, but 2001 was just crap. 

My favourite is Barry Lyndon. Rossitor was in that as well. Capt. Quinn.

Oh yeah. I forgot about Barry Lyndon. Pat Roach was also in it as the big cunt who Ryan O'Neil has a fist fight with. Real life gangster John Bindon was in it as an army recruiter as well.

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1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Starts with a load of apes bouncing round a 10 foot column.

For a moment there I thought you were talking about the recent BLM protests at Trafalgar Square.

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I'm appealing to Mrs Roops to confine this cunting to one Stanley, the one and only Sir Stanley of Pelion, Knight of the Order of Athens (Plaka area) and humble servant of Constantine King of the Greeks in Waiting while we are all waiting for his blood relative slitty eyed Prince Philip to die in his sleep. 

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4 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Utter fucking gibberish. The ramblings of an amphetamine pumped spastic.

This is becoming the drooling default response, not to know, not to understand, not to follow, not to care.... sounds like the government. 

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30 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said:

This is becoming the drooling default response, not to know, not to understand, not to follow, not to care.... sounds like the government. 

Lay off the drugs. You dribbling fucking spastic cockwomble.

No offence.

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40 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said:

This is becoming the drooling default response, not to know, not to understand, not to follow, not to care.... sounds like the government. 

It’s a mystery - lots of people telling you your posts are utter nonsense. What could possibly be the lowest common denominator?

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On 03/07/2020 at 13:25, judgetwi said:

May I point out that this fat sack of shit is one of the tree hugging, climate change, tongue permanently up St Greta’s arse brigade. But like all the pontificating rich hypocrites it’s ok for him to fly off to one of his foreign villas fuck knows how many times a year. No, the rules only apply to the little people. They need to listen to us and do as we say. I hope his fucking plane takes a nose dive straight into Downing Street. Total cunt.

Not a fan then?

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