Earl of Punkape Posted July 3, 2020 Report Share Posted July 3, 2020 1 hour ago, ChildeHarold said: Is Uppingham the place where Stein likes it UP EM? Cretin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted July 3, 2020 Report Share Posted July 3, 2020 2 hours ago, ChildeHarold said: I didn’t know Rock Hudson cruised in Cornwall. I'm sure you masturbate furiously to his movies Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 3, 2020 Report Share Posted July 3, 2020 2 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: I'm going to find you and cut you with a blade Look at the OS map between Rock and Padstow I wanted know if the beer was named after it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 3, 2020 Report Share Posted July 3, 2020 18 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: I'm sure you masturbate furiously to his movies Cock Hudson. The legendary porn star. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted July 3, 2020 Report Share Posted July 3, 2020 pRick Stein popped up in Australia a short while ago from his palatial beach house in New South Wales. He was on the morning news flogging his latest Mexican cookbook despite not knowing a refried bean from a jalapeño, and gurning into camera making fucking omelettes with the weatherman. I almost broke my TV with a hurled Nike. If anyone has nicked a living it’s this cunt. A mediocre and very forgettable cook, he did the classic public schoolboy thing in the 60’s and 70’s of drifting about trying to find himself before he washed up like driftwood in Cornwall with his mate Jonny opening a nightclub. He traded off the stupidity of rich tossers out west from their dreary Home Counties lives for many years. Then after the incomparable Floyd gave him a moment’s fame, he proceeded to nick his master’s act and knock out 30 years of pisspoor travelogues bolted together with some perfectly ordinary grub. Floyd was joyous, steeped in his medium, and taught much to many. Stein has a PhD in moaning and misanthropy, I well remember him moaning he couldn’t get a good meal off room service at midnight in Carlisle or somewhere. He must be worth eight figures easily, all without any discernible talent other than commercialising middle class aspiration via the BBC and Daily Mail. Right place right time his whole life, he should be the happiest man alive not a dreary sack of shit. And of course his fucking idiot son Jack is now getting in on the act, proving that nepotism beats talent every fucking time. One day the Kernow Mafia will get them, and I’ll laugh my bollocks off. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted July 4, 2020 Report Share Posted July 4, 2020 26 minutes ago, Last Cunt Standing said: pRick Stein popped up in Australia a short while ago from his palatial beach house in New South Wales. He was on the morning news flogging his latest Mexican cookbook despite not knowing a refried bean from a jalapeño, and gurning into camera making fucking omelettes with the weatherman. I almost broke my TV with a hurled Nike. If anyone has nicked a living it’s this cunt. A mediocre and very forgettable cook, he did the classic public schoolboy thing in the 60’s and 70’s of drifting about trying to find himself before he washed up like driftwood in Cornwall with his mate Jonny opening a nightclub. He traded off the stupidity of rich tossers out west from their dreary Home Counties lives for many years. Then after the incomparable Floyd gave him a moment’s fame, he proceeded to nick his master’s act and knock out 30 years of pisspoor travelogues bolted together with some perfectly ordinary grub. Floyd was joyous, steeped in his medium, and taught much to many. Stein has a PhD in moaning and misanthropy, I well remember him moaning he couldn’t get a good meal off room service at midnight in Carlisle or somewhere. He must be worth eight figures easily, all without any discernible talent other than commercialising middle class aspiration via the BBC and Daily Mail. Right place right time his whole life, he should be the happiest man alive not a dreary sack of shit. And of course his fucking idiot son Jack is now getting in on the act, proving that nepotism beats talent every fucking time. One day the Kernow Mafia will get them, and I’ll laugh my bollocks off. None better than you to appraise this point, Doc. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted July 4, 2020 Report Share Posted July 4, 2020 58 minutes ago, Wolfie said: None better than you to appraise this point, Doc. Idiot. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gronda Gronda Posted July 4, 2020 Report Share Posted July 4, 2020 2 hours ago, Frank said: Idiot. Is everything alright Frank? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted July 4, 2020 Report Share Posted July 4, 2020 8 hours ago, Gronda Gronda said: Is everything alright Frank? How's your pursuit of the Corner's most repetitive & boring cunt accolade going, GG? It appears only @Frank & @ChildeHarold stand in your way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gronda Gronda Posted July 4, 2020 Report Share Posted July 4, 2020 8 minutes ago, Wolfie said: How's your pursuit of the Corner's most repetitive & boring cunt accolade going, GG? It appears only @Frank & @ChildeHarold stand in your way. Still dry humping my leg for attention eh Wolfie? You're a good lad, run along and play. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingRollo Posted July 4, 2020 Report Share Posted July 4, 2020 33 minutes ago, Wolfie said: How's your pursuit of the Corner's most repetitive & boring cunt accolade going, GG? It appears only @Frank & @ChildeHarold stand in your way. 28 minutes ago, Gronda Gronda said: Still dry humping my leg for attention eh Wolfie? You're a good lad, run along and play. I think you are being a bit unfair Wolfie. Pen easily wins that accolade hands down. But I don't recommend dry humping her leg... it would probably fall off... or she'd break a hip. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted July 4, 2020 Author Report Share Posted July 4, 2020 1 hour ago, Wolfie said: How's your pursuit of the Corner's most repetitive & boring cunt accolade going, GG? It appears only @Frank & @ChildeHarold stand in your way. The dry humper pops up, unlike his dead cock. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted July 4, 2020 Author Report Share Posted July 4, 2020 13 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: I'm sure you masturbate furiously to his movies Ice Station Zebra with Patrick McGoooey. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted July 4, 2020 Author Report Share Posted July 4, 2020 14 hours ago, Earl of Punkape said: Cretin. Pure Polytechnic. As they say, the trendy new buzz word in advertising Puuuurrrfect! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted July 4, 2020 Report Share Posted July 4, 2020 19 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: What that man could do with a rabbit and a bottle of red defies belief. Hugh Hefner? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted July 4, 2020 Report Share Posted July 4, 2020 19 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: What that man could do with a rabbit and a bottle of red defies belief. Mel Blanc? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Beast Posted July 4, 2020 Report Share Posted July 4, 2020 I don't like what this racist bastard called his dog. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted July 4, 2020 Report Share Posted July 4, 2020 8 minutes ago, The Beast said: I don't like what this racist bastard called his dog. Apparently he called it Chalky because its turds were white. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 4, 2020 Report Share Posted July 4, 2020 18 minutes ago, The Beast said: I don't like what this racist bastard called his dog. It's an easy social faux-pas to make.. ask my cat, 'Porch Monkey'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted July 4, 2020 Report Share Posted July 4, 2020 No BLM protests this weekend? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted July 4, 2020 Author Report Share Posted July 4, 2020 19 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Cock Hudson. The legendary porn star. Giant wasn't an exaggeration. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted July 4, 2020 Author Report Share Posted July 4, 2020 1 hour ago, Dawn Chorus said: No BLM protests this weekend? I'm taking the knee later at about 9 aftwr I have a bath. You'll probably be on Stubby's fist by then. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted July 4, 2020 Report Share Posted July 4, 2020 7 hours ago, ChildeHarold said: Ice Station Zebra with Patrick McGoooey. It's a good un 2 hours ago, ChildeHarold said: I'm taking the knee later at about 9 aftwr I have a bath. You'll probably be on Stubby's fist by then. I wish. Pens blood over my fists after I've pounded the silly cunt to death with 2 dozen punches Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted July 4, 2020 Author Report Share Posted July 4, 2020 1 minute ago, Stubby Pecker said: It's a good un I wish. Pens blood over my fists after I've pounded the silly cunt to death with 2 dozen punches I'll kneel to that, while I'm down there I'll go round with the mini hoover. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted July 7, 2020 Report Share Posted July 7, 2020 On 03/07/2020 at 16:39, ChildeHarold said: Verbose, the Cornish emmet for BBC. The travelling chef who comprises package holiday values - consumption, inactive, sitting on a fat arse, never roaming more than twenty metres from the rented car, cossetted by entourage, school boy banter in the rustic kitchen. Aspirational blue collar pseudo documentary. At least Floyd was a fucking man who actually did things, lived a life, fucking breathed food and drink. This fucking apology Stein is a disgrace to good food the good life he tries so hard to evoke and reduces to a tedious pile of dust in his drawn out tv shows. And he takes himself and his Cornish heritage so seriously... How many Ginsters Pasties do you have in your mouth at the moment? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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