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Face Mask Fiasco

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Juan Plenty says: 

No mixed message - one mask does plenty. FORGET! You were told they didn't work. Then you were told they might work one way to stop out spread. You were told HOWEVER wear a "face covering" on public transport. Then you were told the "scientific advice is changing". Then you were told we might make face masks compulsory. Then we were told.... NOW WE THINK WHAT A FUCKING MESS, WHY ARE WE SO FUCKING LATE DOING WHAT EVERY OTHER COUNTRY IS DOING, AND WHO IS GOING TO CLEAN UP AGAIN AFTER THIS CUNT OF A PRIME MINISTER? JUAN SHEET of course. 

 

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59 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said:

Juan Plenty says: 

No mixed message - one mask does plenty. FORGET! You were told they didn't work. Then you were told they might work one way to stop out spread. You were told HOWEVER wear a "face covering" on public transport. Then you were told the "scientific advice is changing". Then you were told we might make face masks compulsory. Then we were told.... NOW WE THINK WHAT A FUCKING MESS, WHY ARE WE SO FUCKING LATE DOING WHAT EVERY OTHER COUNTRY IS DOING, AND WHO IS GOING TO CLEAN UP AGAIN AFTER THIS CUNT OF A PRIME MINISTER? JUAN SHEET of course. 

 

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1 hour ago, ChildeHarold said:

Juan Plenty says: 

No mixed message - one mask does plenty. FORGET! You were told they didn't work. Then you were told they might work one way to stop out spread. You were told HOWEVER wear a "face covering" on public transport. Then you were told the "scientific advice is changing". Then you were told we might make face masks compulsory. Then we were told.... NOW WE THINK WHAT A FUCKING MESS, WHY ARE WE SO FUCKING LATE DOING WHAT EVERY OTHER COUNTRY IS DOING, AND WHO IS GOING TO CLEAN UP AGAIN AFTER THIS CUNT OF A PRIME MINISTER? JUAN SHEET of course. 

 

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Sergio Garcia ?

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1 hour ago, ChildeHarold said:

Juan Plenty says: 

No mixed message - one mask does plenty. FORGET! You were told they didn't work. Then you were told they might work one way to stop out spread. You were told HOWEVER wear a "face covering" on public transport. Then you were told the "scientific advice is changing". Then you were told we might make face masks compulsory. Then we were told.... NOW WE THINK WHAT A FUCKING MESS, WHY ARE WE SO FUCKING LATE DOING WHAT EVERY OTHER COUNTRY IS DOING, AND WHO IS GOING TO CLEAN UP AGAIN AFTER THIS CUNT OF A PRIME MINISTER? JUAN SHEET of course. 

 

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Is that a golf club glory-hole attendant, handing out complimentary bell-end wipes?

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"Don't touch your face unless your hands are clean and sanitized!"

So we're introducing a measure which will pretty much guarrantee folks touching their face (putting on, adjusting, taking off) on a regular basis, in areas where there is a greater likelihood of passing on contagion via handling of foodstuffs.

This is pure theatre. Stable doors come to mind.

Pointless gesture politics

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10 hours ago, Monaco Slim said:

I won't be wearing any masks

You need to wear a mask that covers your whole head (specifically airways, or your shit hole, as it is called on here) and is made from heavy duty polythene, preferably with a target on the front and a sign saying 'Kick this really hard' on the back.

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After the news feeds of people travelling through airports with masks on this is fucking pointless to 10% of the general public since they haven't got a clue how to fucking wear one properly. Fucking idiots, mainly women to be fair, with masks that are pulled down so their nose isn't covered. Fucking useless mother fucking cunts. 

And what is this I hear that children under 11 yrs old are exempt?? Well in that case I had better not see any fickle stupid cunt parents taking their super spreader sprogs into the shops unnecessarily.

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2 hours ago, Jiggerycock said:

"Don't touch your face unless your hands are clean and sanitized!"

So we're introducing a measure which will pretty much guarrantee folks touching their face (putting on, adjusting, taking off) on a regular basis, in areas where there is a greater likelihood of passing on contagion via handling of foodstuffs.

This is pure theatre. Stable doors come to mind.

Pointless gesture politics

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5 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said:

You need to wear a mask that covers your whole head (specifically airways, or your shit hole, as it is called on here) and is made from heavy duty polythene, preferably with a target on the front and a sign saying 'Kick this really hard' on the back.

Don't forget the cable tie round the neck to make it air tight.

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6 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said:

You need to wear a mask that covers your whole head (specifically airways, or your shit hole, as it is called on here) and is made from heavy duty polythene, preferably with a target on the front and a sign saying 'Kick this really hard' on the back.

Hooray! Calling it out a moron. 

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6 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said:

After the news feeds of people travelling through airports with masks on this is fucking pointless to 10% of the general public since they haven't got a clue how to fucking wear one properly. Fucking idiots, mainly women to be fair, with masks that are pulled down so their nose isn't covered. Fucking useless mother fucking cunts. 

And what is this I hear that children under 11 yrs old are exempt?? Well in that case I had better not see any fickle stupid cunt parents taking their super spreader sprogs into the shops unnecessarily.

I agree with most of that. On other hand mask wearing which will improve over time is an important gesture in creating barriers against the spread. Since we are all dreading the Dreaded British Winter*, better to start practising and getting it down now rather than later. PS and a tip: start stockpiling supplies and tins now. 

*worst case scenario 120,000 more Covid deaths in three months. 

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7 hours ago, Jiggerycock said:

"Don't touch your face unless your hands are clean and sanitized!"

So we're introducing a measure which will pretty much guarrantee folks touching their face (putting on, adjusting, taking off) on a regular basis, in areas where there is a greater likelihood of passing on contagion via handling of foodstuffs.

This is pure theatre. Stable doors come to mind.

Pointless gesture politics

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