ChildeHarold Posted July 13, 2020 Report Share Posted July 13, 2020 Juan Plenty says: No mixed message - one mask does plenty. FORGET! You were told they didn't work. Then you were told they might work one way to stop out spread. You were told HOWEVER wear a "face covering" on public transport. Then you were told the "scientific advice is changing". Then you were told we might make face masks compulsory. Then we were told.... NOW WE THINK WHAT A FUCKING MESS, WHY ARE WE SO FUCKING LATE DOING WHAT EVERY OTHER COUNTRY IS DOING, AND WHO IS GOING TO CLEAN UP AGAIN AFTER THIS CUNT OF A PRIME MINISTER? JUAN SHEET of course. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Guest Monaco Slim Posted July 13, 2020 Report Share Posted July 13, 2020 I won't be wearing any masks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 13, 2020 Report Share Posted July 13, 2020 59 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: Juan Plenty says: No mixed message - one mask does plenty. FORGET! You were told they didn't work. Then you were told they might work one way to stop out spread. You were told HOWEVER wear a "face covering" on public transport. Then you were told the "scientific advice is changing". Then you were told we might make face masks compulsory. Then we were told.... NOW WE THINK WHAT A FUCKING MESS, WHY ARE WE SO FUCKING LATE DOING WHAT EVERY OTHER COUNTRY IS DOING, AND WHO IS GOING TO CLEAN UP AGAIN AFTER THIS CUNT OF A PRIME MINISTER? JUAN SHEET of course. Nicholas Cage Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted July 13, 2020 Report Share Posted July 13, 2020 1 hour ago, ChildeHarold said: Juan Plenty says: No mixed message - one mask does plenty. FORGET! You were told they didn't work. Then you were told they might work one way to stop out spread. You were told HOWEVER wear a "face covering" on public transport. Then you were told the "scientific advice is changing". Then you were told we might make face masks compulsory. Then we were told.... NOW WE THINK WHAT A FUCKING MESS, WHY ARE WE SO FUCKING LATE DOING WHAT EVERY OTHER COUNTRY IS DOING, AND WHO IS GOING TO CLEAN UP AGAIN AFTER THIS CUNT OF A PRIME MINISTER? JUAN SHEET of course. Sergio Garcia ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted July 13, 2020 Report Share Posted July 13, 2020 (edited) 43 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: Sergio Garcia ? Nicholas Cage needs a new agent. Edited July 13, 2020 by Last Cunt Standing Bollocks. Beaten by a gypsy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 13, 2020 Report Share Posted July 13, 2020 1 hour ago, ChildeHarold said: Juan Plenty says: No mixed message - one mask does plenty. FORGET! You were told they didn't work. Then you were told they might work one way to stop out spread. You were told HOWEVER wear a "face covering" on public transport. Then you were told the "scientific advice is changing". Then you were told we might make face masks compulsory. Then we were told.... NOW WE THINK WHAT A FUCKING MESS, WHY ARE WE SO FUCKING LATE DOING WHAT EVERY OTHER COUNTRY IS DOING, AND WHO IS GOING TO CLEAN UP AGAIN AFTER THIS CUNT OF A PRIME MINISTER? JUAN SHEET of course. Is that a golf club glory-hole attendant, handing out complimentary bell-end wipes? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted July 14, 2020 Report Share Posted July 14, 2020 "Don't touch your face unless your hands are clean and sanitized!" So we're introducing a measure which will pretty much guarrantee folks touching their face (putting on, adjusting, taking off) on a regular basis, in areas where there is a greater likelihood of passing on contagion via handling of foodstuffs. This is pure theatre. Stable doors come to mind. Pointless gesture politics 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted July 14, 2020 Report Share Posted July 14, 2020 10 hours ago, Monaco Slim said: I won't be wearing any masks You need to wear a mask that covers your whole head (specifically airways, or your shit hole, as it is called on here) and is made from heavy duty polythene, preferably with a target on the front and a sign saying 'Kick this really hard' on the back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted July 14, 2020 Report Share Posted July 14, 2020 After the news feeds of people travelling through airports with masks on this is fucking pointless to 10% of the general public since they haven't got a clue how to fucking wear one properly. Fucking idiots, mainly women to be fair, with masks that are pulled down so their nose isn't covered. Fucking useless mother fucking cunts. And what is this I hear that children under 11 yrs old are exempt?? Well in that case I had better not see any fickle stupid cunt parents taking their super spreader sprogs into the shops unnecessarily. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted July 14, 2020 Author Report Share Posted July 14, 2020 11 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Is that a golf club glory-hole attendant, handing out complimentary bell-end wipes? Instant recognition. Spooky. 😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted July 14, 2020 Author Report Share Posted July 14, 2020 On 14/07/2020 at 09:41, Jiggerycock said: "Don't touch your face unless your hands are clean and sanitized!" So we're introducing a measure which will pretty much guarrantee folks touching their face (putting on, adjusting, taking off) on a regular basis, in areas where there is a greater likelihood of passing on contagion via handling of foodstuffs. This is pure theatre. Stable doors come to mind. Pointless gesture politics Like this? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted July 14, 2020 Author Report Share Posted July 14, 2020 12 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Nicholas Cage Very versatile actor, does he still live in that big house near Bath? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted July 14, 2020 Author Report Share Posted July 14, 2020 12 hours ago, Earl of Punkape said: Sergio Garcia ? Spot on. Almost spooky. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted July 14, 2020 Report Share Posted July 14, 2020 5 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said: You need to wear a mask that covers your whole head (specifically airways, or your shit hole, as it is called on here) and is made from heavy duty polythene, preferably with a target on the front and a sign saying 'Kick this really hard' on the back. Don't forget the cable tie round the neck to make it air tight. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted July 14, 2020 Author Report Share Posted July 14, 2020 16 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: Coming from a lazy fuck, who cares? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted July 14, 2020 Author Report Share Posted July 14, 2020 16 hours ago, Monaco Slim said: I won't be wearing any masks So... you won't be allowed in a shop except the dodgy late night corner booze shop. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted July 14, 2020 Author Report Share Posted July 14, 2020 6 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said: You need to wear a mask that covers your whole head (specifically airways, or your shit hole, as it is called on here) and is made from heavy duty polythene, preferably with a target on the front and a sign saying 'Kick this really hard' on the back. Hooray! Calling it out a moron. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted July 14, 2020 Author Report Share Posted July 14, 2020 6 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said: After the news feeds of people travelling through airports with masks on this is fucking pointless to 10% of the general public since they haven't got a clue how to fucking wear one properly. Fucking idiots, mainly women to be fair, with masks that are pulled down so their nose isn't covered. Fucking useless mother fucking cunts. And what is this I hear that children under 11 yrs old are exempt?? Well in that case I had better not see any fickle stupid cunt parents taking their super spreader sprogs into the shops unnecessarily. I agree with most of that. On other hand mask wearing which will improve over time is an important gesture in creating barriers against the spread. Since we are all dreading the Dreaded British Winter*, better to start practising and getting it down now rather than later. PS and a tip: start stockpiling supplies and tins now. *worst case scenario 120,000 more Covid deaths in three months. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted July 14, 2020 Author Report Share Posted July 14, 2020 On 14/07/2020 at 09:41, Jiggerycock said: "Don't touch your face unless your hands are clean and sanitized!" So we're introducing a measure which will pretty much guarrantee folks touching their face (putting on, adjusting, taking off) on a regular basis, in areas where there is a greater likelihood of passing on contagion via handling of foodstuffs. This is pure theatre. Stable doors come to mind. Pointless gesture politics Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted July 14, 2020 Author Report Share Posted July 14, 2020 That green rucksack is so last year, shocking... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 14, 2020 Report Share Posted July 14, 2020 4 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: Frank? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted July 14, 2020 Report Share Posted July 14, 2020 4 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Frank? Billy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted July 14, 2020 Author Report Share Posted July 14, 2020 5 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Frank? With a Morrisons shopping bag? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted July 14, 2020 Author Report Share Posted July 14, 2020 18 minutes ago, Dawn Chorus said: Billy. Who shaves down under? - SOUTHERNCUNT. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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