ratcum Posted July 28, 2020 Report Share Posted July 28, 2020 12 hours ago, Ape™️ said: I still find it astonishing that you receive “likes”, despite having last awarded a “punter” one of your precious rat-likes about 10 years ago. Tight-like fucking cunt. Fuck off. this reverse psychology won't work Ape, but full marks for having a punt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted July 28, 2020 Report Share Posted July 28, 2020 11 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: I haven't had a ratlike for yonks. He used to give them to me just to drive Stubby mental. Fucking watch it pal 12 minutes ago, ratcum said: this reverse psychology won't work Ape, but full marks for having a punt. Never mind this shite ratty; family pecker have just had a weeks hols tenting in the back garden and I've discovered earwigs are one the most numerous creatures on planet earth. The question is, what the fuck are you going to do about it motherfucker? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted July 28, 2020 Report Share Posted July 28, 2020 30 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Fucking watch it pal Never mind this shite ratty; family pecker have just had a weeks hols tenting in the back garden and I've discovered earwigs are one the most numerous creatures on planet earth. The question is, what the fuck are you going to do about it motherfucker? Were you in Hailey Wood behind Tumbledown? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted July 28, 2020 Report Share Posted July 28, 2020 On 27/07/2020 at 10:25, camberwell gypsy said: We seem to be going through people whining about something or other and getting publicity for it. This morning they had some teenager bleating on about some fucking problems. I zoned out after hearing "Young people today.....blah blah blah" for the umpteenth time. Entitled little cunts 'Vulnerable' in a news report is my safe word, to end the horror immediately. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 28, 2020 Report Share Posted July 28, 2020 33 minutes ago, Jiggerycock said: 'Vulnerable' in a news report is my safe word, to end the horror immediately. I see St David was on last night talking about his mental health issues. He hasn't been on the news lately so it dont fucking surprise me that he had to have mental health issues. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted July 28, 2020 Report Share Posted July 28, 2020 1 hour ago, Dawn Chorus said: Were you in Hailey Wood behind Tumbledown? Well done you can read an OS Map. Hows Exeter Library these days and are you enjoying A Kaleidoscope of Colours? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted July 28, 2020 Report Share Posted July 28, 2020 On 18/07/2020 at 19:03, Hammer of Cunts said: Punkape has an arsehole like a commemorative £2 coin ©2019 Major Cunt, and its a five pound coin.... On 18/07/2020 at 19:03, Hammer of Cunts said: You've seen it then? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trucking Funt Posted July 28, 2020 Report Share Posted July 28, 2020 On 27/07/2020 at 10:25, camberwell gypsy said: We seem to be going through people whining about something or other and getting publicity for it. This morning they had some teenager bleating on about some fucking problems. I zoned out after hearing "Young people today.....blah blah blah" for the umpteenth time. Entitled little cunts Some safe space millennial yank tried to get my youtube channel taken down yesterday for "hate speech" because I blew a few holes in her theory that Johnny Depp has to prove the Sun has libeled him. First she called me a misogynistic Trump supporter and tried to get everyone on the thread to mob me then after pointing out that I was a Brit she got proper self righteous and accused me of being an "enabler of domestic abusers". She even posted a link to a screenshot of her flagging my comments to Youtube. I think we've bred a of generation megalomaniacs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted July 28, 2020 Report Share Posted July 28, 2020 2 minutes ago, Trucking Funt said: Some safe space millennial yank tried to get my youtube channel taken down yesterday for "hate speech" because I blew a few holes in her theory that Johnny Depp has to prove the Sun has libeled him. First she called me a misogynistic Trump supporter and tried to get everyone on the thread to mob me then after pointing out that I was a Brit she got proper self righteous and accused me of being an "enabler of domestic abusers". She even posted a link to a screenshot of her flagging my comments to Youtube. I think we've bred a generation megalomaniacs. You have a youtube channel? Do you do videos or is it just an account? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trucking Funt Posted July 28, 2020 Report Share Posted July 28, 2020 Just now, Roadkill said: You have a youtube channel? Do you do videos or is it just an account? This one is just an account but I did a few videos on my other one which consisted of myself and a couple of mates hiring expensive cars and thrashing the bollocks out of them for a laugh. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted July 28, 2020 Report Share Posted July 28, 2020 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: I see St David was on last night talking about his mental health issues. He hasn't been on the news lately so it dont fucking surprise me that he had to have mental health issues. Yeah I clocked that too. "I suffered a brutal reaction to my sending off in the World Cup in 1998 and I had no one to talk to about it" Yeah David - and how did you deal with it? By shutting the fuck up and, (I'm happy to admit this), coming back as one of England's best players of the next decade, becoming one of the most visible celebrities on the planet, winning commercial endorsments left right and directly on the Japs Eye and, if rumour is to be believed, having more blart thrown at him than any man could handle! Maybe the lesson to take from this is not to talk....to share....to confide.....to nurture but to man-up, go 'I'll show you, you cunts' and stick it right back down everyone's throats? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted July 28, 2020 Report Share Posted July 28, 2020 17 minutes ago, Trucking Funt said: This one is just an account but I did a few videos on my other one which consisted of myself and a couple of mates hiring expensive cars and thrashing the bollocks out of them for a laugh. Certainly a safer bet in this current climate. Do you sport the height and haircut of Clarkson? And the two sidekicks, Is one vertically challenged, and another quite dull? You could be onto a winner here, just don't punch any producers! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer of Cunts Posted July 28, 2020 Report Share Posted July 28, 2020 35 minutes ago, Major Cunt said: ©2019 Major Cunt, and its a five pound coin.... I'd ike to point out that I've been misquoted; the comparison of Punker's ring to a £2 coin was made by Arthur Dick, not me. I have no interest in golf. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trucking Funt Posted July 28, 2020 Report Share Posted July 28, 2020 22 minutes ago, Major Cunt said: Certainly a safer bet in this current climate. Do you sport the height and haircut of Clarkson? And the two sidekicks, Is one vertically challenged, and another quite dull? You could be onto a winner here, just don't punch any producers! No, Just 3 shaven headed fat bastards and my Mrs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 28, 2020 Report Share Posted July 28, 2020 45 minutes ago, Trucking Funt said: Some safe space millennial yank tried to get my youtube channel taken down yesterday for "hate speech" because I blew a few holes in her theory that Johnny Depp has to prove the Sun has libeled him. First she called me a misogynistic Trump supporter and tried to get everyone on the thread to mob me then after pointing out that I was a Brit she got proper self righteous and accused me of being an "enabler of domestic abusers". She even posted a link to a screenshot of her flagging my comments to Youtube. I think we've bred a of generation megalomaniacs. Man haters more like. It sounds to me that Depp, in his spaced out, drunk days, got a bit of a hiding from Heard. Ironic really as I've never fucking heard if her 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer of Cunts Posted July 28, 2020 Report Share Posted July 28, 2020 6 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Ironic really as I've never fucking heard if her Had anyone heard of her unti she married him? She seems to have done quite well out of it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trucking Funt Posted July 28, 2020 Report Share Posted July 28, 2020 1 minute ago, camberwell gypsy said: Man haters more like. It sounds to me that Depp, in his spaced out, drunk days, got a bit of a hiding from Heard. Ironic really as I've never fucking heard if her Marriage of convenience that made her career on her part and no fool like an old fool on his. Has a ring of Paul McCartney and Heather the geordie slapper about it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted July 28, 2020 Report Share Posted July 28, 2020 13 minutes ago, Trucking Funt said: No, Just 3 shaven headed fat bastards and my Mrs. You could always give the Mrs a slap in an episode, keeping it anti woke and edgy. Expect a 10 year sentence if you do, but if she glasses you, an Obe or peerage is assured. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer of Cunts Posted July 28, 2020 Report Share Posted July 28, 2020 7 minutes ago, Major Cunt said: if she glasses you, an Obe or peerage is assured For her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted July 28, 2020 Report Share Posted July 28, 2020 16 minutes ago, Trucking Funt said: Marriage of convenience that made her career on her part and no fool like an old fool on his. Has a ring of Paul McCartney and Heather the geordie slapper about it. Don't forget the wooden leg on the Geordie slapper you soppy cunt. Open goal missed 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trucking Funt Posted July 28, 2020 Report Share Posted July 28, 2020 45 minutes ago, Major Cunt said: You could always give the Mrs a slap in an episode, keeping it anti woke and edgy. Expect a 10 year sentence if you do, but if she glasses you, an Obe or peerage is assured. Funny you should say that because we were going to get kitted out as Jimmy Savile while my Mrs and her mate were dressed as schoolgirls in the back then drive around to see if we could provoke outrage from people but was advised it would be a surefire YT ban. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trucking Funt Posted July 28, 2020 Report Share Posted July 28, 2020 43 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Don't forget the wooden leg on the Geordie slapper you soppy cunt. Open goal missed I've got a hangover today, leave me alone. 😰 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 28, 2020 Report Share Posted July 28, 2020 5 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: Fucking watch it pal Never mind this shite ratty; family pecker have just had a weeks hols tenting in the back garden and I've discovered earwigs are one the most numerous creatures on planet earth. The question is, what the fuck are you going to do about it motherfucker? 'Don't call me pal, that's a fucking dog food.' 'Sorry chum.' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted July 28, 2020 Report Share Posted July 28, 2020 5 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: Fucking watch it pal Never mind this shite ratty; family pecker have just had a weeks hols tenting in the back garden and I've discovered earwigs are one the most numerous creatures on planet earth. The question is, what the fuck are you going to do about it motherfucker? they are an insidious enemy Stub, with an outsized appendage that distinguishes from other insects. I suggest you collect up all the loose in the house and lock it away. Then remove a single penny and roll it noisily into the road when a truck is approaching. or just gas the cunts of course Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted July 28, 2020 Report Share Posted July 28, 2020 2 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: 'Don't call me pal, that's a fucking dog food.' 'Sorry chum.' good one Authoritah! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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