Eric Cuntman Posted July 28, 2020 Report Share Posted July 28, 2020 1 hour ago, Stubby Pecker said: Don't forget the wooden leg on the Geordie slapper you soppy cunt. Open goal missed Paul once bought Heather a plane for her birthday. He got her a normal razor for the other leg. After the divorce, McCartney was asked if he would ever go down on one knee again. He replied 'probably not, and I'd rather you called her Heather'. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted July 28, 2020 Report Share Posted July 28, 2020 On 28/07/2020 at 17:02, Eric Cuntman said: Paul once bought Heather a plane for her birthday. He got her a normal razor for the other leg. After the divorce, McCartney was asked if he would ever go down on one knee again. He replied 'probably not, and I'd rather you called her Heather'. I think she ended up with stump due to a collision with a motorbike cozzer in Central London. I wonder if it was Judge after a crafty can of Super T. Didn't he have a Harley that he became too fat or pissed to ride? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 28, 2020 Report Share Posted July 28, 2020 1 minute ago, Major Cunt said: I think she ended up with stump due to a collision with a motorbike cozzer. I wonder if it was Judge after a can of Super T. Didn't he have a Harley that he became too fat or pissed to ride? In the divorce court, Paul's solicitor claimed that Heather was unstable. Her solicitor agreed, but said it was nothing that a beer-mat under her foot wouldn't sort out. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted July 28, 2020 Report Share Posted July 28, 2020 (edited) 4 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: In the divorce court, Paul's solicitor claimed that Heather was unstable. Her solicitor agreed, but said it was nothing that a beer-mat under her foot wouldn't sort out. That was good Eric, particularly the plane one. I've noticed you lacking respect in the like department. I need to pull my finger out and get back on the board. Fuck me, even Frank was there recently, but we can put that down to sycophants. That's a bit needy in hindsight do disregard. Edited July 28, 2020 by Major Cunt 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted July 28, 2020 Author Report Share Posted July 28, 2020 5 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: I see St David was on last night talking about his mental health issues. He hasn't been on the news lately so it dont fucking surprise me that he had to have mental health issues. If I woke up next to that ugly bag of skin and bones every day I'd go fucking doolally. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted July 28, 2020 Author Report Share Posted July 28, 2020 36 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: In the divorce court, Paul's solicitor claimed that Heather was unstable. Her solicitor agreed, but said it was nothing that a beer-mat under her foot wouldn't sort out. They suffered a fire at home recently,the house was saved but Heather was burnt to the ground I'm 'ere all week Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 28, 2020 Report Share Posted July 28, 2020 36 minutes ago, Major Cunt said: That was good Eric, particularly the plane one. I've noticed you lacking respect in the like department. I need to pull my finger out and get back on the board. Fuck me, even Frank was there recently, but we can put that down to sycophants. That's a bit needy in hindsight do disregard. Have a like then. Needy cunt. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted July 28, 2020 Report Share Posted July 28, 2020 5 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: Well done you can read an OS Map. Hows Exeter Library these days and are you enjoying A Kaleidoscope of Colours? I have never been in Exeter Library so up yours. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 28, 2020 Report Share Posted July 28, 2020 2 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: In the divorce court, Paul's solicitor claimed that Heather was unstable. Her solicitor agreed, but said it was nothing that a beer-mat under her foot wouldn't sort out. I dated a bloke with a wooden leg once, but I had to break it off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted July 28, 2020 Report Share Posted July 28, 2020 7 hours ago, Hammer of Cunts said: Had anyone heard of her unti she married him? She seems to have done quite well out of it. Apparently her or one of her cunt mates shit in his bed while he was out. I’m surprised she hasn't been called Amber Turd yet. Horrible lying cunt by all accounts. Fuck her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted July 28, 2020 Report Share Posted July 28, 2020 24 minutes ago, King Billy said: Apparently her or one of her cunt mates shit in his bed while he was out. I’m surprised she hasn't been called Amber Turd yet. Horrible lying cunt by all accounts. Fuck her. What’s the thinking behind this, Billy? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted July 29, 2020 Report Share Posted July 29, 2020 5 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: I dated a bloke with a wooden leg once, but I had to break it off. I wooden want to go out with you, or even teak you for a drink. I wood worm my way out of that one. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 29, 2020 Report Share Posted July 29, 2020 24 minutes ago, King Billy said: I wooden want to go out with you, or even teak you for a drink. I wood worm my way out of that one. Oakay Bill. I can't cedar point in getting personal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted July 29, 2020 Report Share Posted July 29, 2020 4 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Oakay Bill. I can't cedar point in getting personal. You two need to sort it out like oaks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted July 29, 2020 Report Share Posted July 29, 2020 11 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: I dated a bloke with a wooden leg once, but I had to break it off. Was he oakay otherwise? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 29, 2020 Report Share Posted July 29, 2020 10 hours ago, King Billy said: I wooden want to go out with you, or even teak you for a drink. I wood worm my way out of that one. And you get a like for that? I despair. I really do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted July 29, 2020 Report Share Posted July 29, 2020 5 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: And you get a like for that? I despair. I really do. Rattled. You're just pining to get back on the leader board Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted July 29, 2020 Report Share Posted July 29, 2020 On 25/07/2020 at 13:14, Dawn Chorus said: I do not want to abolish the BBC On 27/07/2020 at 11:06, Dawn Chorus said: perhaps it is time to chuck the BBC in the bin and start again It appears less than two days is more than enough for you to change your mind, you self-contradictory, Tony Blair-loving, dog-hating monster cock. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted July 29, 2020 Report Share Posted July 29, 2020 4 minutes ago, Wolfie said: It appears less than two days is more than enough for you to change your mind, you self-contradictory, Tony Blair-loving, dog-hating monster cock. At least unlike you I have got a mind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted July 29, 2020 Report Share Posted July 29, 2020 18 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: And you get a like for that? I despair. I really do. Have you seen Stubbys wheelbarrow barbie set? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 29, 2020 Report Share Posted July 29, 2020 1 hour ago, Stubby Pecker said: Rattled. You're just pining to get back on the leader board No chance. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted July 29, 2020 Report Share Posted July 29, 2020 16 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Oakay Bill. I can't cedar point in getting personal. Not that old chestnut Eric. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trucking Funt Posted August 25, 2020 Report Share Posted August 25, 2020 The BBC has decided to dig its hole even deeper by banning the lyrics to Rule Britannia and Land of hope and glory from the proms because of their association with slavery and imperialism. Apparently, the Finnish conductor wants to bring "change" to the Royal Albert hall. I'd like to bring change to the BBC by dressing as Crazy Horse and running amok with a tomahawk scalping every trot shitweasel appeaser who gets paid for insulting this country's heritage. Hows that for diversity you commie cunts? I hope your reindeer shagger conductor gets fucking eaten by a polar bear. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted August 25, 2020 Report Share Posted August 25, 2020 On 28/07/2020 at 20:17, camberwell gypsy said: I dated a bloke with a wooden leg once, but I had to break it off. So you didn't pull it off? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 25, 2020 Report Share Posted August 25, 2020 49 minutes ago, JohnnySaucePants said: Fuck, you're at it again, you pedantic little prick. Drink bleach. I thought you were a millionaire, kicking it in an antipodean paradise. Why so rattled by a pleb from a backward shithole? Have you been telling porkies? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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