Ape™️ Posted August 5, 2020 Report Share Posted August 5, 2020 1 minute ago, Roadkill said: Fuckers gave you a wonky table. Looks like a faggot has left their sunglasses on it too. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted August 5, 2020 Report Share Posted August 5, 2020 37 minutes ago, Frank said: Why bother buying yourself a rod, line and tackle, spend hours if not days cooped up in a damp two-man tent on Croxley Green, fishing for elusive trout? Use your loaf you dope. Clearly, you're still rattled as fuck from earlier. What you don't know is I PM'd Roops in your defence some while back, to try and get you reinstated after your latest ban. Believe me, it's not because I like you but rather because I'd love to see another cringeworthy upload of your shrieking faggot voice, bellowing out your latest mockney geezah sing-a-long. Nice trainers BTW. You've got small feet, haven't you? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted August 5, 2020 Report Share Posted August 5, 2020 25 minutes ago, Roadkill said: Fuckers gave you a wonky table. I specifically asked for Jamon Iberico and they’ve given me this Spam looking stuff. What would you do? https://ibb.co/VJtHGP2 Bear in mind their Special board... https://ibb.co/X5FMBRW Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted August 5, 2020 Report Share Posted August 5, 2020 12 minutes ago, Wolfie said: Clearly, you're still rattled as fuck from earlier. What you don't know is I PM'd Roops in your defence some while back, to try and get you reinstated after your latest ban. Believe me, it's not because I like you but rather because I'd love to see another cringeworthy upload of your shrieking faggot voice, bellowing out your latest mockney geezah sing-a-long. Nice trainers BTW. You've got small feet, haven't you? Wolfie remember it’s all about the timing. You’re not doing yourself any favours. Breathe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted August 5, 2020 Report Share Posted August 5, 2020 2 minutes ago, Frank said: I specifically asked for Jamon Iberico and they’ve given me this Spam looking shite. What would you do? https://ibb.co/VJtHGP2 Bear in mind their Special board... https://ibb.co/X5FMBRW That shit looks fucking horrible, although we both know I have no idea what its supposed to look like, or what that sign says. They've clearly given you some shit out of a Tesco deli meat multi pack. Wouldn't even feed it to the cat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted August 5, 2020 Report Share Posted August 5, 2020 (edited) 10 minutes ago, Roadkill said: That shit looks fucking horrible, although we both know I have no idea what its supposed to look like, or what that sign says. They've clearly given you some shit out of a Tesco deli meat multi pack. Wouldn't even feed it to the cat. You don’t know how it should look. I do. You’re a cleaner, probably brighter than most, but nevertheless a cleaner. Fuck off. Edited August 5, 2020 by Frank I’m sorry RK.. I misread your post. I really am a nasty person. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted August 5, 2020 Report Share Posted August 5, 2020 24 minutes ago, Frank said: I specifically asked for Jamon Iberico and they’ve given me this Spam looking stuff. What would you do? https://ibb.co/VJtHGP2 Bear in mind their Special board... https://ibb.co/X5FMBRW Solo break away again Fran?, nothing as pitiful as the lone dinner prodding away at a mobile phone for company, pitiful cunt. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted August 5, 2020 Report Share Posted August 5, 2020 20 minutes ago, Roadkill said: That shit looks fucking horrible, although we both know I have no idea what its supposed to look like, or what that sign says. They've clearly given you some shit out of a Tesco deli meat multi pack. Wouldn't even feed it to the cat. I don’t know if this’ll make you feel any better, but I ordered the Special on that board, thinking it was those little tasty headless fried fish.. boquerones. He served up a plate of shelled prawns and I had to google translate that I am a Wolfie... a fucking idiot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted August 5, 2020 Report Share Posted August 5, 2020 3 minutes ago, Eddie said: prodding away at a mobile phone for company, pitiful cunt. I was doing just that in an M&S cafe earlier. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted August 5, 2020 Report Share Posted August 5, 2020 35 minutes ago, Eddie said: Solo break away again Fran?, nothing as pitiful as the lone dinner prodding away at a mobile phone for company, pitiful cunt. True. However, I can’t get the image out of my mind of that rubber-necked grotesque freckled thing you posted on here the other year. Swollen ankles, oversized Rolex watch-wearing wrinkled Essex dinosaur cunt, if I recall? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted August 5, 2020 Report Share Posted August 5, 2020 Just now, Frank said: I don’t know if this’ll make you feel any better, but I ordered the Special on that board, thinking it was those little tasty headless fried fish.. boquerones. He served up a plate of shelled prawns and I had to google translate that I am a Wolfie... a fucking idiot. I'm just chuffed you said I was probably brighter than most cleaners honestly. I think you might be a bit drunk though, so I think its best if we both stop with the pally pally stuff and part with a healthy and mutual "fuck off" before this gets embarrassing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted August 5, 2020 Report Share Posted August 5, 2020 1 minute ago, Roadkill said: I'm just chuffed you said I was probably brighter than most cleaners honestly. I think you might be a bit drunk though, so I think its best if we both stop with the pally pally stuff and part with a healthy and mutual "fuck off" before this gets embarrassing. Ok. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 5, 2020 Report Share Posted August 5, 2020 13 minutes ago, Dawn Chorus said: I was doing just that in an M&S cafe earlier. You mean S&M cafe Pen. Honestly, your dyslexia! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted August 5, 2020 Report Share Posted August 5, 2020 41 minutes ago, Frank said: True. However, I can’t get the image out of my mind of that rubber-necked grotesque freckled thing you posted on here the other year. Swollen ankles, oversized Rolex watch-wearing wrinkled Essex dinosaur cunt, if I recall? She was a dial out, 60 Euros a night and made breakfast, Do you need the number? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted August 5, 2020 Report Share Posted August 5, 2020 Just now, Eddie said: She was a dial out, 60 Euros a night and made breakfast, Do you need the number? Come off it that was Mrs E, you charlatan. Remember I’ve seen you in person, you fat fucking pig. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted August 5, 2020 Report Share Posted August 5, 2020 15 minutes ago, Frank said: Come off it that was Mrs E, you charlatan. Remember I’ve seen you in person, you fat fucking pig. Yes it was but she still charged me 60 euros, still it’s company Frank... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted August 5, 2020 Report Share Posted August 5, 2020 Just now, Eddie said: Yes it was but she still charged me 60 euros, still it’s company Frank... No.. it isn’t. Sitting opposite some old dog masticating on a pork loin is not ‘company’. I love dining alone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted August 5, 2020 Report Share Posted August 5, 2020 6 minutes ago, Eddie said: Yes it was but she still charged me 60 euros, still it’s company Frank... Ed .. one of my neighbours has just told me that his new bird has got angina .. any thoughts? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted August 5, 2020 Report Share Posted August 5, 2020 2 minutes ago, Frank said: No.. it isn’t. Sitting opposite some old dog masticating on a pork loin is not ‘company’. I love dining alone. I remember seeing you in the pub in cannon street, you was sitting about dead middle of the front bar on your own again.... lonely the world over 😢, give Eric a call Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted August 5, 2020 Report Share Posted August 5, 2020 6 minutes ago, Dawn Chorus said: Ed .. one of my neighbours has just told me that his new bird has got angina .. any thoughts? Pen, I was out the other night in Conil eating tapas with Ming when she started picking her old receding gums openly in front of me. It was really odd; she was picking away with one hand, whilst guarding her mouth with the other.. as if she was shielding me from the offence. I told her that she made me sick and both my soppy kids got up and left the table. I despair, I really do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted August 5, 2020 Report Share Posted August 5, 2020 7 minutes ago, Dawn Chorus said: Ed .. one of my neighbours has just told me that his new bird has got angina .. any thoughts? Is it shaved? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted August 5, 2020 Report Share Posted August 5, 2020 8 minutes ago, Eddie said: I remember seeing you in the pub in cannon street, you was sitting about dead middle of the front bar on your own again.... lonely the world over 😢, give Eric a call That’s not true. I walked in and saw a pair of sad Essex types in short-sleeved Ralph Lauren shirts, pouring over their phones and talking bollocks. You clocked me staring at you, pissed yourself, then dived downstairs to the toilets. I have the photos if you’ve forgotten. Not only are you a grotesque piece of shit, you’re also thick as mud. That doesn’t mean we can’t be friends. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted August 5, 2020 Report Share Posted August 5, 2020 14 minutes ago, Frank said: Pen, I was out the other night in Conil eating tapas with Ming when she started picking her old receding gums openly in front of me. It was really odd; she was picking away with one hand, whilst guarding her mouth with the other.. as if she was shielding me from the offence. I told her that she made me sick and both my soppy kids got up and left the table. I despair, I really do. She's 34 a fitness fanatic and thin as a rake .. I've told him to take her for a run. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted August 5, 2020 Report Share Posted August 5, 2020 5 minutes ago, Frank said: That’s not true. I walked in and saw a pair of sad Essex types in short-sleeved Ralph Lauren shirts, pouring over their phones and talking bollocks. You clocked me staring at you, pissed yourself, then dived downstairs to the toilets. I have the photos if you’ve forgotten. Not only are you a grotesque piece of shit, you’re also thick as mud. That doesn’t mean we can’t be friends. God knows I love you frank, but I couldn’t possibly be friends with you as I would be your only friend, too needy by a country mile... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted August 5, 2020 Report Share Posted August 5, 2020 Just now, Eddie said: God knows I love you frank, but I couldn’t possibly be friends with you as I would be your only friend, too needy by a country mile... He was trying the same thing with me, Eddie. Clingy drunk. It'll wear off by the morning, sorry he found his way over to you. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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