Earl of Punkape Posted July 24, 2020 Report Share Posted July 24, 2020 The West Indies used to be the kings of cricket but now they have a 22 stone spin bowler shoring up a rather mediocre side. What on earth do they feed this professional sportsman and athlete? Is it not possible for the West Indies management team to drag this fat cunt away from the buffet or the cream teas to justify his match fee? Ridiculous. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted July 24, 2020 Report Share Posted July 24, 2020 38 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: The West Indies used to be the kings of cricket but now they have a 22 stone spin bowler shoring up a rather mediocre side. What on earth do they feed this professional sportsman and athlete? Is it not possible for the West Indies management team to drag this fat cunt away from the buffet or the cream teas to justify his match fee? Ridiculous. Fascinating. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gronda Gronda Posted July 25, 2020 Report Share Posted July 25, 2020 10 hours ago, Earl of Punkape said: The West Indies used to be the kings of cricket but now they have a 22 stone spin bowler shoring up a rather mediocre side. What on earth do they feed this professional sportsman and athlete? Is it not possible for the West Indies management team to drag this fat cunt away from the buffet or the cream teas to justify his match fee? Ridiculous. Is he playing well? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted July 25, 2020 Report Share Posted July 25, 2020 13 hours ago, King Billy said: Fascinating. That is about the top of his game. Lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted July 25, 2020 Report Share Posted July 25, 2020 14 hours ago, Earl of Punkape said: The West Indies used to be the kings of cricket but now they have a 22 stone spin bowler shoring up a rather mediocre side. What on earth do they feed this professional sportsman and athlete? Is it not possible for the West Indies management team to drag this fat cunt away from the buffet or the cream teas to justify his match fee? Ridiculous. I’m sure you could help him burn off a few calories Punkers. Golf, obviously. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 25, 2020 Report Share Posted July 25, 2020 4 hours ago, Gronda Gronda said: Is he playing well? He made a one handed catch at slip but to be honest it looked like his hand just happened to be there. As a spinner, Buttler hammered him into Yorkshire a few times. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 25, 2020 Report Share Posted July 25, 2020 16 hours ago, Earl of Punkape said: The West Indies used to be the kings of cricket but now they have a 22 stone spin bowler shoring up a rather mediocre side. What on earth do they feed this professional sportsman and athlete? Is it not possible for the West Indies management team to drag this fat cunt away from the buffet or the cream teas to justify his match fee? Ridiculous. The BB fucking C had a poll this morning. The choices were 1.Chase's run out of Stokes 2. Pope's cover drive to bring up his 50 or 3. Rakheem Cornwall's catch. What do you think won? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted July 26, 2020 Report Share Posted July 26, 2020 23 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: The BB fucking C had a poll this morning. The choices were 1.Chase's run out of Stokes 2. Pope's cover drive to bring up his 50 or 3. Rakheem Cornwall's catch. What do you think won? Was the winner a fat cunt by any chance? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 26, 2020 Report Share Posted July 26, 2020 4 hours ago, Joker said: Was the winner a fat cunt by any chance? He's handy to have because he can field at 2nd and 3rd slip at the same time. He's sweater can be used as an emergency sight screen. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted July 29, 2020 Author Report Share Posted July 29, 2020 On 26/07/2020 at 16:44, camberwell gypsy said: He's handy to have because he can field at 2nd and 3rd slip at the same time. He's sweater can be used as an emergency sight screen. His contribution to the series was utterly negligible. Hoteliers must wince when he arrives with the W.Indies team and hurriedly reinforce his bed and and the breakfast buffet.. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted July 29, 2020 Report Share Posted July 29, 2020 4 hours ago, Earl of Punkape said: His contribution to the series was utterly negligible. Hoteliers must wince when he arrives with the W.Indies team and hurriedly reinforce his bed and and the breakfast buffet.. Zero wickets, 12 runs, dropping a fucking sitter and the luckiest catch on cricket history. Useless fucking fat cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted July 29, 2020 Report Share Posted July 29, 2020 1 hour ago, Stubby Pecker said: Zero wickets, 12 runs, dropping a fucking sitter and the luckiest catch on cricket history. Useless fucking fat cunt. Surely we now need to revisit the Brandes/McGrath legendary sledge; Oi Brandes, why are you so fat? ... Because every time I fuck your wife she gives me a biscuit. McVities couldn’t supply enough biscuits for this fella. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 29, 2020 Report Share Posted July 29, 2020 23 minutes ago, Last Cunt Standing said: Surely we now need to revisit the Brandes/McGrath legendary sledge; Oi Brandes, why are you so fat? ... Because every time I fuck your wife she gives me a biscuit. McVities couldn’t supply enough biscuits for this fella. Best sledge Sarwan to McGrath : "Hey Sarwan, what does Brian Lara's cock taste like? "Dunno man! Why don't you ask your wife"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted July 29, 2020 Report Share Posted July 29, 2020 26 minutes ago, Last Cunt Standing said: Surely we now need to revisit the Brandes/McGrath legendary sledge; Oi Brandes, why are you so fat? ... Because every time I fuck your wife she gives me a biscuit. McVities couldn’t supply enough biscuits for this fella. Shane Warne to Daryll Cullinan Warne:"I've waited 4 years to bowl at you again" Cullinan: "Looks like you spent most of it eating" A good read... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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