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The West Indies used to be the kings of cricket but now they have a 22 stone spin bowler shoring up a rather mediocre side.

What on earth do they feed this professional sportsman and athlete?

Is it not possible for the West Indies management team to drag this fat cunt away from the buffet or the cream teas to justify his match fee?

Ridiculous.

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38 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said:

The West Indies used to be the kings of cricket but now they have a 22 stone spin bowler shoring up a rather mediocre side.

What on earth do they feed this professional sportsman and athlete?

Is it not possible for the West Indies management team to drag this fat cunt away from the buffet or the cream teas to justify his match fee?

Ridiculous.

Fascinating.

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10 hours ago, Earl of Punkape said:

The West Indies used to be the kings of cricket but now they have a 22 stone spin bowler shoring up a rather mediocre side.

What on earth do they feed this professional sportsman and athlete?

Is it not possible for the West Indies management team to drag this fat cunt away from the buffet or the cream teas to justify his match fee?

Ridiculous.

Is he playing well?

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14 hours ago, Earl of Punkape said:

The West Indies used to be the kings of cricket but now they have a 22 stone spin bowler shoring up a rather mediocre side.

What on earth do they feed this professional sportsman and athlete?

Is it not possible for the West Indies management team to drag this fat cunt away from the buffet or the cream teas to justify his match fee?

Ridiculous.

I’m sure you could help him burn off a few calories Punkers. Golf, obviously. 

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4 hours ago, Gronda Gronda said:

Is he playing well?

He made a one handed catch at slip but to be honest it looked like his hand just happened to be there. As a spinner, Buttler hammered him into Yorkshire a few times.

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16 hours ago, Earl of Punkape said:

The West Indies used to be the kings of cricket but now they have a 22 stone spin bowler shoring up a rather mediocre side.

What on earth do they feed this professional sportsman and athlete?

Is it not possible for the West Indies management team to drag this fat cunt away from the buffet or the cream teas to justify his match fee?

Ridiculous.

The BB fucking C had a poll this morning. The choices were 1.Chase's run out of Stokes  2. Pope's cover drive to bring up his 50 or 3. Rakheem Cornwall's catch. 

What do you think won? 

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23 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said:

The BB fucking C had a poll this morning. The choices were 1.Chase's run out of Stokes  2. Pope's cover drive to bring up his 50 or 3. Rakheem Cornwall's catch. 

What do you think won? 

Was the winner a fat cunt by any chance?

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4 hours ago, Joker said:

Was the winner a fat cunt by any chance?

He's handy to have because he can field at 2nd and 3rd slip at the same time. He's sweater can be used as an emergency sight screen. 

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On 26/07/2020 at 16:44, camberwell gypsy said:

He's handy to have because he can field at 2nd and 3rd slip at the same time. He's sweater can be used as an emergency sight screen. 

His contribution to the series was utterly negligible.

Hoteliers must wince when he arrives with the W.Indies team and hurriedly reinforce his bed and and the breakfast buffet..

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4 hours ago, Earl of Punkape said:

His contribution to the series was utterly negligible.

Hoteliers must wince when he arrives with the W.Indies team and hurriedly reinforce his bed and and the breakfast buffet..

Zero wickets, 12 runs, dropping a fucking sitter and the luckiest catch on cricket history. Useless fucking fat cunt. 

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1 hour ago, Stubby Pecker said:

Zero wickets, 12 runs, dropping a fucking sitter and the luckiest catch on cricket history. Useless fucking fat cunt. 

Surely we now need to revisit the Brandes/McGrath legendary sledge; 

Oi Brandes, why are you so fat? ... Because every time I fuck your wife she gives me a biscuit. 

McVities couldn’t supply enough biscuits for this fella.

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23 minutes ago, Last Cunt Standing said:

Surely we now need to revisit the Brandes/McGrath legendary sledge; 

Oi Brandes, why are you so fat? ... Because every time I fuck your wife she gives me a biscuit. 

McVities couldn’t supply enough biscuits for this fella.

Best sledge Sarwan to McGrath :

"Hey Sarwan, what does Brian Lara's cock taste like?

"Dunno man! Why don't you ask your wife"?

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26 minutes ago, Last Cunt Standing said:

Surely we now need to revisit the Brandes/McGrath legendary sledge; 

Oi Brandes, why are you so fat? ... Because every time I fuck your wife she gives me a biscuit. 

McVities couldn’t supply enough biscuits for this fella.

Shane Warne to Daryll Cullinan

Warne:"I've waited 4 years to bowl at you again"

Cullinan: "Looks like you spent most of it eating"

A good read...

Why Are You So Fat?: The Book of Cricket's Best Ever Sledges ...

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