Penny Farthing Posted July 26, 2020 Report Share Posted July 26, 2020 Just now, Cunty BigBollox said: Anyone mentioned Grime yet?, especially that stupid racist cunt Wiley. Yes you have and Wiley deserves to die. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted July 26, 2020 Report Share Posted July 26, 2020 7 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Anyone mentioned Grime yet?, especially that stupid racist cunt Wiley. No body seems to have homed in on Black Privilege and Muslim Privilege where when someone dares to say something that is neither racist or or which can be said to a member of any other white ethnic or religious group can be posecuted for being either racist or islamaphobic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted July 26, 2020 Report Share Posted July 26, 2020 There's no great event that can't be fucked up by adding a cunting jazz band to it. Opera? Some fat dago tusker screeching away like a Kite with piles - no thanks; I'd rather drain my sinuses with a rusty adze. Mercifully these can be largely avoided (though Cheltenham snuck the former into the Club Enclosure on Gold Cup day last season, the chiselling twatters). No the thing that sends me into a situation that ends up with me covered in blood, in a Police interview, saying '....and then it all went hazy' is bombastic, trying-to-be-worthy shite from MTV-friendly hell. That abomination from Four no talented non blondes! That amniotic fluid 'Two Princes' But the epitome....the motherlode....the top banana? '68 Guns' from those stupid buggeryfuck Welsh Gonks!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 26, 2020 Report Share Posted July 26, 2020 9 hours ago, Mrs Roops said: Precisely. Orchestral pieces can be interrupted and performed many ways. As KR intimated much time is spent in rehearsal fine-tuning a work according to the conductor's interpterion of the music score. This is why the mullet-haired Andre Rieu can break away from the conducting role and play his violin as his orchestra are well practised to his preferences. There's really no end to the list of subjects that you are qualified to offer expert opinions on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted July 26, 2020 Report Share Posted July 26, 2020 6 hours ago, Weary&Disgusted said: Yodelling and oompah oompah brass. Yes, probably something of an acquired taste. Terrible indeed. Should be only played in zoos to entertain the bonobos. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Hi I'm Barry Scott Posted July 26, 2020 Report Share Posted July 26, 2020 On 25/07/2020 at 19:27, Weary&Disgusted said: Music is experienced subjectively. Everybody hears a song/music in a slightly different way. Which music and songs do you absolutely hate ? Do you dislike a particular singer or musician ? If so, why ? If you could go back in a time machine and prevent one particular genre of music from being created, which genre would you choose to remove from existence ? All off them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Weary&Disgusted Posted July 26, 2020 Report Share Posted July 26, 2020 5 hours ago, Jiggerycock said: There's no great event that can't be fucked up by adding a cunting jazz band to it. Opera? Some fat dago tusker screeching away like a Kite with piles - no thanks; I'd rather drain my sinuses with a rusty adze. Mercifully these can be largely avoided (though Cheltenham snuck the former into the Club Enclosure on Gold Cup day last season, the chiselling twatters). No the thing that sends me into a situation that ends up with me covered in blood, in a Police interview, saying '....and then it all went hazy' is bombastic, trying-to-be-worthy shite from MTV-friendly hell. That abomination from Four no talented non blondes! That amniotic fluid 'Two Princes' But the epitome....the motherlode....the top banana? '68 Guns' from those stupid buggeryfuck Welsh Gonks!!!! Id forgotten about the Alarm. I don't hate ALL jazz, some of it is okay. The avant garde type jazz sets my teeth on edge. The type of stuff where there is a saxophonist having a psychotic episode, seemingly as deliberately discordant as possible, and aloofly avoiding anything as bourgeoisie as a "tune". Ecchhh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 26, 2020 Report Share Posted July 26, 2020 2 hours ago, Weary&Disgusted said: Id forgotten about the Alarm. I don't hate ALL jazz, some of it is okay. The avant garde type jazz sets my teeth on edge. The type of stuff where there is a saxophonist having a psychotic episode, seemingly as deliberately discordant as possible, and aloofly avoiding anything as bourgeoisie as a "tune". Ecchhh. You're welcome Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted July 26, 2020 Report Share Posted July 26, 2020 On 25/07/2020 at 22:19, KingRollo said: 99% of the work of a conductor takes place long before you get to hear the performance and the sound of an unrehearsed orchestra ain't pretty. Without a conductor, particularly for new pieces of music, the orchestra simply would sound like a lot of individuals doing their best to fit in together, muscially speaking. Things like dynamics, tempo, pauses, etc. would be all over the place. Starting and finishing would be a real mess too. Having said that, conductors who conduct like they're having a fit are deserving of your comment. Some of the best I have perfomed with have been incredibly good at getting a great performance out of the musicians in a calm, reserved manner. rather than trying to "be" the perfomance. Also, conductors who think they are Gordon Ramsay can stick their batons up their arses. Good question. If you were a conductor you would probably try and ram an Oboe up your own arse... lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingRollo Posted July 26, 2020 Report Share Posted July 26, 2020 1 hour ago, Earl of Punkape said: If you were a conductor you would probably try and ram an Oboe up your own arse... lol. You'd opt for the bassoon... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 27, 2020 Report Share Posted July 27, 2020 43 minutes ago, KingRollo said: You'd opt for the bassoon... Or a Mombassan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 27, 2020 Report Share Posted July 27, 2020 21 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Or a Mombassan. That's in Kenya isn't it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 27, 2020 Report Share Posted July 27, 2020 3 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: That's in Kenya isn't it? Africa somewhere. Same shithole with imaginary lines drawn over it so the local psychopath has somewhere else to invade. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted July 27, 2020 Report Share Posted July 27, 2020 13 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: There's really no end to the list of subjects that you are qualified to offer expert opinions on. It was hardly expert and no opinion proffered. Get over yourself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted July 27, 2020 Report Share Posted July 27, 2020 9 hours ago, Earl of Punkape said: If you were a conductor you would probably try and ram an Oboe up your own arse... lol. If Rollo was a conductor he would be more likely to be a conductor on a bus in Pakistan with a driver called Rashid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer of Cunts Posted July 27, 2020 Report Share Posted July 27, 2020 Almost any kind of music can be listenable if played well, in the right context. The great exeption is modern disco music: the bang-thump noise made by computers wanking, mutilated by "DJs" and blasted at pilled up children. This shite has zero emotional or intellectual content and has only the most basic characteristics of real music. It's best refered to as: "Recreational noise for the hard of thinking". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gronda Gronda Posted July 27, 2020 Report Share Posted July 27, 2020 9 hours ago, Earl of Punkape said: If you were a conductor you would probably try and ram an Oboe up your own arse... lol. You said "lol" at the end. Did you really make yourself laugh out loud with that oboe comment? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted July 27, 2020 Report Share Posted July 27, 2020 Let's say that if there was an alternative Glastonbury,let's say 'Gashtonbury' it would line up like this.... UB40,Joss Stone,Level 42,Jamiroqui,Tina Turner,Rod Stewart & The Associates(check out 'Party Fears Two' on YouTube,the biggest pile of out of tune dogshit you'll ever hear......and the useless cunt then set himself alight in his shed.The crackling sound of flesh cooking was a better listen than anything the cunt churned out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted July 27, 2020 Report Share Posted July 27, 2020 4 hours ago, Gronda Gronda said: You said "lol" at the end. Did you really make yourself laugh out loud with that oboe comment? Yes. What’s your issue? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted July 27, 2020 Report Share Posted July 27, 2020 5 hours ago, Neil said: Let's say that if there was an alternative Glastonbury,let's say 'Gashtonbury' it would line up like this.... UB40,Joss Stone,Level 42,Jamiroqui,Tina Turner,Rod Stewart & The Associates(check out 'Party Fears Two' on YouTube,the biggest pile of out of tune dogshit you'll ever hear......and the useless cunt then set himself alight in his shed.The crackling sound of flesh cooking was a better listen than anything the cunt churned out. AWAKE ME!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted July 27, 2020 Report Share Posted July 27, 2020 7 hours ago, Gronda Gronda said: You said "lol" at the end. Did you really make yourself laugh out loud with that oboe comment? He puts “lol” on a lot of posts. The reason? Well, it’s because he’s a fucking idiot. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer of Cunts Posted July 27, 2020 Report Share Posted July 27, 2020 1 minute ago, Ape™️ said: He puts “lol” on a lot of posts. The reason? Well, it’s because he’s a fucking idiot. "Lots of love"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gronda Gronda Posted July 27, 2020 Report Share Posted July 27, 2020 4 hours ago, Earl of Punkape said: Yes. What’s your issue? It's not a problem. If someone else made that oboe post, you would have probably made some disparaging remark and I wouldn't have blamed you, as it was the kind of thing that ChildeHarold would think up. Do you prefer Wham or Soft Cell? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer of Cunts Posted July 27, 2020 Report Share Posted July 27, 2020 4 minutes ago, Gronda Gronda said: Do you prefer Wham or Soft Cell? Tentpole Tudor, I should think. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Weary&Disgusted Posted July 27, 2020 Report Share Posted July 27, 2020 On 26/07/2020 at 13:49, Cunty BigBollox said: Anyone mentioned Grime yet?, especially that stupid racist cunt Wiley. I read about that today. Moral of the story, never post to a public forum under your real name when you're drunk or high. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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