Trucking Funt Posted July 27, 2020 Report Share Posted July 27, 2020 During another night of criminality by commie lunatics in Oregon, this crazy bitch decides to completely strip off except for her beanie and spread eagle herself in front of the police line. Predictably, the lefty media are now describing this as some sort of performance art and have dubbed her "Naked Athena". Turns out that she's actually a prostitute who got her pimp to film the whole thing in what is obviously a PR stunt. If I had been one of those coppers I would have shot her in the mildred. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 27, 2020 Report Share Posted July 27, 2020 24 minutes ago, Trucking Funt said: During another night of criminality by commie lunatics in Oregon, this crazy bitch decides to completely strip off except for her beanie and spread eagle herself in front of the police line. Predictably, the lefty media are now describing this as some sort of performance art and have dubbed her "Naked Athena". Turns out that she's actually a prostitute who got her pimp to film the whole thing in what is obviously a PR stunt. If I had been one of those coppers I would have shot her in the mildred. What's Mildred? I assume it means 'fanny', but why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted July 27, 2020 Report Share Posted July 27, 2020 2 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: What's Mildred? I assume it means 'fanny', but why? It looks like its curtains for them. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trucking Funt Posted July 27, 2020 Author Report Share Posted July 27, 2020 8 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: What's Mildred? I assume it means 'fanny', but why? I would have obviously assumed it was one of those unwashed commie tarts. Instead she was of slightly superior class. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 27, 2020 Report Share Posted July 27, 2020 8 minutes ago, Trucking Funt said: I would have obviously assumed it was one of those unwashed commie tarts. Instead she was of slightly superior class. Eh? What the fuck is the rhyming slang 'mildred' in its full form? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 28, 2020 Report Share Posted July 28, 2020 4 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Eh? What the fuck is the rhyming slang 'mildred' in its full form? I'm trying to work that out as well. The only Mildred I can think of is Roper out of George and Mildred. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 28, 2020 Report Share Posted July 28, 2020 7 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: I'm trying to work that out as well. The only Mildred I can think of is Roper out of George and Mildred. Yootha Joyce was married to that bloke who played Dave the barman in Minder. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 28, 2020 Report Share Posted July 28, 2020 13 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Yootha Joyce was married to that bloke who played Dave the barman in Minder. Ironic seeing she was an alcoholic Brian Murphys married to one of the blond yellow coats from Hi de hi. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trucking Funt Posted July 28, 2020 Author Report Share Posted July 28, 2020 6 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Eh? What the fuck is the rhyming slang 'mildred' in its full form? Sorry Eric, I was rather pissed yesterday evening and misunderstood you. It isn't slang, it's just an in house term myself and a few chums use to describe female genitalia. I'm not quite sure what inspired it. Probably alcohol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 28, 2020 Report Share Posted July 28, 2020 8 minutes ago, Trucking Funt said: Sorry Eric, I was rather pissed yesterday evening and misunderstood you. It isn't slang, it's just an in house term myself and a few chums use to describe female genitalia. I'm not quite sure what inspired it. Probably alcohol. You fucking rotter. I've been googling like a navvy and failed to find anyone famous called 'Mildred Blunt'. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trucking Funt Posted July 28, 2020 Author Report Share Posted July 28, 2020 28 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: You fucking rotter. I've been googling like a navvy and failed to find anyone famous called 'Mildred Blunt'. Inquisitive fellow aren't you? 🤣 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 28, 2020 Report Share Posted July 28, 2020 10 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: You fucking rotter. I've been googling like a navvy and failed to find anyone famous called 'Mildred Blunt'. I came across someone called Mildred Tinge Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trucking Funt Posted July 28, 2020 Author Report Share Posted July 28, 2020 55 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: I came across someone called Mildred Tinge That sounds rather sordid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 28, 2020 Report Share Posted July 28, 2020 1 hour ago, Trucking Funt said: That sounds rather sordid. Famous gynaecologist. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer of Cunts Posted July 28, 2020 Report Share Posted July 28, 2020 11 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Famous gynaecologist. Both rhyming slang and spoonerism. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted July 30, 2020 Report Share Posted July 30, 2020 On 28/07/2020 at 02:57, Trucking Funt said: Sorry Eric, I was rather pissed yesterday evening and misunderstood you. It isn't slang, it's just an in house term myself and a few chums use to describe female genitalia. I'm not quite sure what inspired it. Probably alcohol. It is decreed that henceforth and forthwith this place shall be known as Mildreds Corner. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 30, 2020 Report Share Posted July 30, 2020 On 27/07/2020 at 19:52, Trucking Funt said: During another night of criminality by commie lunatics in Oregon, this crazy bitch decides to completely strip off except for her beanie and spread eagle herself in front of the police line. Predictably, the lefty media are now describing this as some sort of performance art and have dubbed her "Naked Athena". Turns out that she's actually a prostitute who got her pimp to film the whole thing in what is obviously a PR stunt. If I had been one of those coppers I would have shot her in the mildred. At least we know how she parts her hair. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted July 30, 2020 Report Share Posted July 30, 2020 On 28/07/2020 at 02:57, Trucking Funt said: Sorry Eric, I was rather pissed yesterday evening and misunderstood you. It isn't slang, it's just an in house term myself and a few chums use to describe female genitalia. I'm not quite sure what inspired it. Probably alcohol. I caught my George in my zip yesterday. That was alcohol related too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trucking Funt Posted July 31, 2020 Author Report Share Posted July 31, 2020 7 hours ago, King Billy said: I caught my George in my zip yesterday. That was alcohol related too. I hope you didn't catch your chalfonts as well. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted July 31, 2020 Report Share Posted July 31, 2020 10 hours ago, King Billy said: I caught my George in my zip yesterday. That was alcohol related too. Best edition of 'Rainbow' there ever was 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 31, 2020 Report Share Posted July 31, 2020 29 minutes ago, Jiggerycock said: Best edition of 'Rainbow' there ever was If you've not already seen it, Google 'Rainbow, twangers'. it was an unbroadcast bit of footage, done as an in house joke by Geoffrey and the crew. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer of Cunts Posted August 1, 2020 Report Share Posted August 1, 2020 There could be an unexpected up-side to this. Young women across the world may strip in public, in sisterly solidarity to protest about whatever it is that they're all so cross about. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted August 1, 2020 Report Share Posted August 1, 2020 58 minutes ago, Hammer of Cunts said: There could be an unexpected up-side to this. Young women across the world may strip in public, in sisterly solidarity to protest about whatever it is that they're all so cross about. With covid extra fat layers, obesity raging at over sixty percent, lockdown neglect etc, the sea of disgusting tuskers flapping on command, would be simply too much to bear. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer of Cunts Posted August 1, 2020 Report Share Posted August 1, 2020 2 minutes ago, White Cunt said: With covid extra fat layers, obesity raging at over sixty percent, lockdown neglect etc, the sea of disgusting tuskers flapping on command, would be simply too much to bear. They could sell advertising space. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted August 1, 2020 Report Share Posted August 1, 2020 23 minutes ago, Hammer of Cunts said: They could sell advertising space. Only for graffiti entrepreneurs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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