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During another night of criminality by commie lunatics in Oregon, this crazy bitch decides to completely strip off except for her beanie and spread eagle herself in front of the police line. Predictably, the lefty media are now describing this as some sort of performance art and have dubbed her "Naked Athena".

Turns out that she's actually a prostitute who got her pimp to film the whole thing in what is obviously a PR stunt.

If I had been one of those coppers I would have shot her in the mildred.

A protester dubbed 'Naked Athena' has been revealed as a woman in her thirties named Jen

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24 minutes ago, Trucking Funt said:

During another night of criminality by commie lunatics in Oregon, this crazy bitch decides to completely strip off except for her beanie and spread eagle herself in front of the police line. Predictably, the lefty media are now describing this as some sort of performance art and have dubbed her "Naked Athena".

Turns out that she's actually a prostitute who got her pimp to film the whole thing in what is obviously a PR stunt.

If I had been one of those coppers I would have shot her in the mildred.

A protester dubbed 'Naked Athena' has been revealed as a woman in her thirties named Jen

What's Mildred? I assume it means 'fanny', but why?

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2 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

What's Mildred? I assume it means 'fanny', but why?

It looks like its curtains for them.

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8 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

What's Mildred? I assume it means 'fanny', but why?

I would have obviously assumed it was one of those unwashed commie tarts. Instead she was of slightly superior class.

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8 minutes ago, Trucking Funt said:

I would have obviously assumed it was one of those unwashed commie tarts. Instead she was of slightly superior class.

Eh? What the fuck is the rhyming slang 'mildred' in its full form?

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4 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Eh? What the fuck is the rhyming slang 'mildred' in its full form?

I'm trying to work that out as well. The only Mildred I can think of is Roper out of George and Mildred. 

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7 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said:

I'm trying to work that out as well. The only Mildred I can think of is Roper out of George and Mildred. 

Yootha Joyce was married to that bloke who played Dave the barman in Minder.

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13 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Yootha Joyce was married to that bloke who played Dave the barman in Minder.

Ironic  seeing she was an alcoholic 

Brian Murphys married to one of the blond yellow coats from Hi de hi. 

 

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6 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Eh? What the fuck is the rhyming slang 'mildred' in its full form?

Sorry Eric, I was rather pissed yesterday evening and misunderstood you. It isn't slang, it's just an in house term myself and a few chums use to describe female genitalia. I'm not quite sure what inspired it. Probably alcohol.

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8 minutes ago, Trucking Funt said:

Sorry Eric, I was rather pissed yesterday evening and misunderstood you. It isn't slang, it's just an in house term myself and a few chums use to describe female genitalia. I'm not quite sure what inspired it. Probably alcohol.

You fucking rotter. I've been googling like a navvy and failed to find anyone famous called 'Mildred Blunt'.

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28 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

You fucking rotter. I've been googling like a navvy and failed to find anyone famous called 'Mildred Blunt'.

Inquisitive fellow aren't you? 🤣

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10 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said:

You fucking rotter. I've been googling like a navvy and failed to find anyone famous called 'Mildred Blunt'.

I came across someone called Mildred Tinge 

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On 28/07/2020 at 02:57, Trucking Funt said:

Sorry Eric, I was rather pissed yesterday evening and misunderstood you. It isn't slang, it's just an in house term myself and a few chums use to describe female genitalia. I'm not quite sure what inspired it. Probably alcohol.

It is decreed that henceforth and forthwith this place shall be known as Mildreds Corner.

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On 27/07/2020 at 19:52, Trucking Funt said:

During another night of criminality by commie lunatics in Oregon, this crazy bitch decides to completely strip off except for her beanie and spread eagle herself in front of the police line. Predictably, the lefty media are now describing this as some sort of performance art and have dubbed her "Naked Athena".

Turns out that she's actually a prostitute who got her pimp to film the whole thing in what is obviously a PR stunt.

If I had been one of those coppers I would have shot her in the mildred.

A protester dubbed 'Naked Athena' has been revealed as a woman in her thirties named Jen

At least we know how she parts her hair. 

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On 28/07/2020 at 02:57, Trucking Funt said:

Sorry Eric, I was rather pissed yesterday evening and misunderstood you. It isn't slang, it's just an in house term myself and a few chums use to describe female genitalia. I'm not quite sure what inspired it. Probably alcohol.

I caught my George in my zip yesterday. That was alcohol related too.

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7 hours ago, King Billy said:

I caught my George in my zip yesterday. That was alcohol related too.

I hope you didn't catch your chalfonts as well.

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10 hours ago, King Billy said:

I caught my George in my zip yesterday. That was alcohol related too.

Best edition of 'Rainbow' there ever was

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29 minutes ago, Jiggerycock said:

Best edition of 'Rainbow' there ever was

If you've not already seen it, Google 'Rainbow, twangers'.

it was an unbroadcast bit of footage, done as an in house joke by Geoffrey and the crew.

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There could be an unexpected up-side to this. Young women across the world may strip in public, in sisterly solidarity to protest about whatever it is that they're all so cross about.

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58 minutes ago, Hammer of Cunts said:

There could be an unexpected up-side to this. Young women across the world may strip in public, in sisterly solidarity to protest about whatever it is that they're all so cross about.

With covid extra fat layers, obesity raging at over sixty percent, lockdown neglect etc, the sea of disgusting tuskers flapping on command, would be simply too much to bear.

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2 minutes ago, White Cunt said:

With covid extra fat layers, obesity raging at over sixty percent, lockdown neglect etc, the sea of disgusting tuskers flapping on command, would be simply too much to bear.

They could sell advertising space.

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