Penny Farthing Posted August 5, 2020 Report Share Posted August 5, 2020 4 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: Indeed. But of course jonny hun had a massive supply of disillusioned and out of work chaps to put to the shovel and make them into the patriotic storm-troopers that would trash all of Europe. The only cunts we could get out mending pot holes and picking up the tons of litter which blights every roadside in the land are petty criminals and those who could (and should) be denied their benefits lest they got off their arses and did some fucking work. However, in this age of sochul medja and a fist in the air for every perceived injustice the chances of that happening are less than you not pissing all over the bog seat with your stand up slash. During the 1920 and into the 1930s we did have unemployed cunts doing road building and repairs and I I said it should be done again .. even if we only get a couple of hours of work a day done by each cunt it will still be much better than nothing .. I always have to sit down to piss and slash .. never had any alternative other when I have got caught short and had to do my business behind the bushes or in someones garden. I have tried those "Lady wee" things but err you know the rest. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted August 5, 2020 Author Report Share Posted August 5, 2020 10 hours ago, ratcum said: people often tell you to 'stick it up your arse' as a put down. Well if it was Rachel Riley's tongue, I'd love it. 🐠 At last a bit of sense injected into the debate. Bravo Herr Rodent! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted August 5, 2020 Author Report Share Posted August 5, 2020 10 hours ago, Dawn Chorus said: I was a staff rep and had to talk to and argue with management on the staffs behalf and often help sort out management fuck ups. After having to do all that how do you expect me to behave? Like a cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 5, 2020 Report Share Posted August 5, 2020 9 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: Never mind indifference to your last word attempts to belittle, Pakistan are 121-2 and its likely we'll have to bat last on a worn pitch against their 2 spinners. So we need to score more goals then? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 5, 2020 Report Share Posted August 5, 2020 9 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: Never mind indifference to your last word attempts to belittle, Pakistan are 121-2 and its likely we'll have to bat last on a worn pitch against their 2 spinners. So we need to score more goals then? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 5, 2020 Report Share Posted August 5, 2020 Fuckin double post toss. Roops must've spilled coffee on the Sinclair Spectrum again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted August 5, 2020 Report Share Posted August 5, 2020 7 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: So we need to score more goals then? I think the Pakistanis were scrapping bits of the cricket ball or similar old bollocks. Never found cricket even remotely interesting, no sir. A match takes place over several days, and only womans beach volleyball should have that honour. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 5, 2020 Report Share Posted August 5, 2020 7 hours ago, Major Cunt said: I think the Pakistanis were scrapping bits of the cricket ball or similar old bollocks. Never found cricket even remotely interesting, no sir. A match takes place over several days, and only womans beach volleyball should have that honour. Nudie oil wrestling. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted August 5, 2020 Report Share Posted August 5, 2020 4 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Nudie oil wrestling. If you had an invite for a pornstar gangbang - You know the ones where 20 random blokes smash one bird. Would you go? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted August 5, 2020 Author Report Share Posted August 5, 2020 3 minutes ago, Major Cunt said: If you had an invite for a pornstar gangbang - You know the ones where 20 random blokes smash one bird. Would you go? The bird never shows up. So no. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted August 5, 2020 Report Share Posted August 5, 2020 Just now, Major Cunt said: If you had an invite for a pornstar gangbang - You know the ones where 20 random blokes smash one bird. Would you go? As long as I got to go first and didn't have to stick around afterwards. And only the bird was allowed to play with my bollocks when I was there. Unless it was Jeri Ryan. I'd wait at the back of the queue for some of that. I'd let every cunt on this website have a squeeze of my knackers too if it was a requirement for entry. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trucking Funt Posted August 5, 2020 Report Share Posted August 5, 2020 1 minute ago, Roadkill said: As long as I got to go first and didn't have to stick around afterwards. And only the bird was allowed to play with my bollocks when I was there. Unless it was Jeri Ryan. I'd wait at the back of the queue for some of that. I'd let every cunt on this website have a squeeze of my knackers too if it was a requirement for entry. If Jeri was up for it, I'd leave her minge looking like a paste bucket for you but I'm not sure about the knackers part. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted August 5, 2020 Report Share Posted August 5, 2020 7 minutes ago, Roadkill said: As long as I got to go first and didn't have to stick around afterwards. And only the bird was allowed to play with my bollocks when I was there. Unless it was Jeri Ryan. I'd wait at the back of the queue for some of that. I'd let every cunt on this website have a squeeze of my knackers too if it was a requirement for entry. That's about how I see it, Killer. For Meghan Fox I'd probably do the same. Regarding the sausage fest and the silicon blonde, there'd have to be serious paper heading my way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 6, 2020 Report Share Posted August 6, 2020 50 minutes ago, Major Cunt said: If you had an invite for a pornstar gangbang - You know the ones where 20 random blokes smash one bird. Would you go? Yeah. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 6, 2020 Report Share Posted August 6, 2020 40 minutes ago, Trucking Funt said: If Jeri was up for it, I'd leave her minge looking like a paste bucket for you but I'm not sure about the knackers part. "I'd crawl naked over broken glass just to suck the cock of the last man who fucked her." -Jimmy Carr, talking to Clarkson about Rachel Riley. Applies to Jeri Ryan though. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trucking Funt Posted August 6, 2020 Report Share Posted August 6, 2020 33 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: "I'd crawl naked over broken glass just to suck the cock of the last man who fucked her." -Jimmy Carr, talking to Clarkson about Rachel Riley. Applies to Jeri Ryan though. To my dismay, several moments ago I discovered that there are no nude pictures of her on the web. Just a bit of see through and some deepfakes. What a bitch! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 6, 2020 Report Share Posted August 6, 2020 9 minutes ago, Trucking Funt said: To my dismay, several moments ago I discovered that there are no nude pictures of her on the web. Just a bit of see through and some deepfakes. What a bitch! She won the swimsuit section of Miss America. That might help with image search. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trucking Funt Posted August 6, 2020 Report Share Posted August 6, 2020 6 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: She won the swimsuit section of Miss America. That might help with image search. You learn something new every day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted August 6, 2020 Report Share Posted August 6, 2020 12 hours ago, King Billy said: At last a bit of sense injected into the debate. Bravo Herr Rodent! you're alright Bill. ..for a cunt 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted August 6, 2020 Author Report Share Posted August 6, 2020 17 hours ago, Roadkill said: I'd let every cunt on this website have a squeeze of my knackers too if it was a requirement for entry. If I let a load of blokes fool around with my knackers I’d guess a bit of entry would be expected by most of them. Those types can’t control themselves once they get a handful of bollock. Best not to encourage them. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingRollo Posted August 9, 2020 Report Share Posted August 9, 2020 On 03/08/2020 at 11:01, Gronda Gronda said: Well of course I am already familiar with your open corner topic. You begged for me to notice it and so to be nice, I responded, which was gratuitous because it was predictable puerile rubbish. Now, stop being silly. What you wrote previously was uncalled for, so be an adult and show some contrition. I agree, GG. Wizard always said to me, "Rollo, manners maketh the man"... (Ironic, since he should really address me as 'Your Majesty', but for the sake of the point I'm trying to make, I will overlook this detail.) Anyway, it makes me sad to see such an upstanding, erudite and deeply sincere member of the corner such as Wolfie make a total ass out of himself by setting up noms, dropping names of fellow cornerites, and then giving them grief for responding. The right of reply is not negotiable, young Wolfling, you ought to know better. Also, saying mean things about Roops just because she knows more than you do is hardly the gentlemanly thing to do, is it? When Wizard felt that I had forgotten his lessons in manners, a sharp reminder (which involved a pointy staff and a lot of pain) was the usual recourse. I sincerely hope it doesn't come down to such antics here. You won't like it! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gronda Gronda Posted August 9, 2020 Report Share Posted August 9, 2020 49 minutes ago, KingRollo said: I agree, GG. Wizard always said to me, "Rollo, manners maketh the man"... (Ironic, since he should really address me as 'Your Majesty', but for the sake of the point I'm trying to make, I will overlook this detail.) Anyway, it makes me sad to see such an upstanding, erudite and deeply sincere member of the corner such as Wolfie make a total ass out of himself by setting up noms, dropping names of fellow cornerites, and then giving them grief for responding. The right of reply is not negotiable, young Wolfling, you ought to know better. Also, saying mean things about Roops just because she knows more than you do is hardly the gentlemanly thing to do, is it? When Wizard felt that I had forgotten his lessons in manners, a sharp reminder (which involved a pointy staff and a lot of pain) was the usual recourse. I sincerely hope it doesn't come down to such antics here. You won't like it! I actually like his style a lot. Christ knows he is a lot better than I'll ever be on CC but sometimes he goes a bit mental. I believe that he hates being corrected by intelligent women, and when his ego develops a fresh bruise, somebody has got to pay. Sometimes that someone is me. Anyway, how are you KR, and what news comes from your mighty kingdom? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingRollo Posted August 9, 2020 Report Share Posted August 9, 2020 8 minutes ago, Gronda Gronda said: I actually like his style a lot. Christ knows he is a lot better than I'll ever be on CC but sometimes he goes a bit mental. I believe that he hates being corrected by intelligent women, and when his ego develops a fresh bruise, somebody has got to pay. Sometimes that someone is me. Anyway, how are you KR, and what news comes from your mighty kingdom? Come now, GG, don't be so modest. Socratic aspidistras are few and far between, you know. And yes, Wolfie has style but he needs to develop a thicker skin (fur?) when sparring with the corner's equivalent of Nicola Adams: Yes, all is well in the Kingdom. We are currently preparing for the weekly round up of executions - I'll have to get the guards to keep a special watch-out for Punkape. He was caught doing terrible things to the corpses last time... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gronda Gronda Posted August 9, 2020 Report Share Posted August 9, 2020 32 minutes ago, KingRollo said: Come now, GG, don't be so modest. Socratic aspidistras are few and far between, you know. And yes, Wolfie has style but he needs to develop a thicker skin (fur?) when sparring with the corner's equivalent of Nicola Adams: Yes, all is well in the Kingdom. We are currently preparing for the weekly round up of executions - I'll have to get the guards to keep a special watch-out for Punkape. He was caught doing terrible things to the corpses last time... I imagine he had his plastic toy golf clubs with him to enrich the experience... KR, was Daley Thompson your childhood hero? I had a game called Daley Thompson's Decathlon many moons ago. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingRollo Posted August 9, 2020 Report Share Posted August 9, 2020 4 minutes ago, Gronda Gronda said: I imagine he had his plastic toy golf clubs with him to enrich the experience... KR, was Daley Thompson your childhood hero? I had a game called Daley Thompson's Decathlon many moons ago. I was more an afficionado of DTST (Supertest) - nearly wore out the keys on my ZX Spectrum with that. Wizard was not impressed... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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