Ape™️ Posted July 29, 2020 Report Share Posted July 29, 2020 2 minutes ago, Dawn Chorus said: How many have shot one up you? It fucking pains me to say it, but this comment gets a ‘like’. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted July 30, 2020 Report Share Posted July 30, 2020 9 hours ago, Earl of Punkape said: I know a chap who’s Uncle shot a beater and his brother on the same day. Hilarious. The beater lost an eye. lol. 'Shot' his load up the beaters brown eye?? Your sort disgust me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted July 30, 2020 Report Share Posted July 30, 2020 1 hour ago, Cunty BigBollox said: 'Shot' his load up the beaters brown eye?? Your sort disgust me. Peasant scum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted July 30, 2020 Author Report Share Posted July 30, 2020 1 hour ago, Earl of Punkape said: Peasant scum. I would put packs of lions on the rewilded moors and have them trained to sniff out and eat real and pretend ex public school oiks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer of Cunts Posted July 30, 2020 Report Share Posted July 30, 2020 Beating these days is a very bourgeois activity; I haven't done it for years. "Downsizing" urban wankers who move to the country seem to do it as a social activity. I've heard of one of the more pretentious shoots having a dress code and charging for the privilege of seeing Eric Clapton and Madonna pissing money up the wall. No matter how much they've paid we stil laugh at them. Ratting in the sheds or potting rabbits/pigeons with an air-rifle is much more fun (and cheaper). Mind you, it's quite fun watching the landowners grovelling to them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted July 30, 2020 Report Share Posted July 30, 2020 1 hour ago, Arthur Dick said: Micro cock owning gay tosser never before was so much said by one cunt in so few words. brilliant Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted July 30, 2020 Report Share Posted July 30, 2020 20 hours ago, Hammer of Cunts said: Cobblers, when have you ever heard of a beater getting shot? Although I've twice known "guns" to get hurt. Even the kind of braying posers that think slaughtering what are basically battery hens, is clever, realise that even a minor incident would end their expensive fun. They'll unload when they hear the whistle or they'll go home. You are unlikely to have heard the waiting staff laughing at the diners, nor to have much idea of went into your soup. The other great fun in beating is legitimately having a look at what's about. Most of there wankers have been on the sauce before they pick up a gun so with any luck they'll blow their brains out or those of another tweed dressed cunt. Another White Tailed Sea Eagle found poisoned near a Scottish Grouse Moor this week. It'll be banned in 12 months. 17 hours ago, ChildeHarold said: What have you against Downton Abbey? Never mind Downton Abbey, I'd say it's highly likely you're the result of Downs Syndrome mongs breeding. lol Fuck off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted July 30, 2020 Report Share Posted July 30, 2020 2 hours ago, Arthur Dick said: Micro cock owning gay tosser Oik. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted July 30, 2020 Report Share Posted July 30, 2020 9 hours ago, Dawn Chorus said: I would put packs of lions on the rewilded moors and have them trained to sniff out and eat real and pretend ex public school oiks. Hyenas should be bred in huge numbers and allowed to run wild in Brent, Haringey and Tower Hamlets. Black youths and other gang members could train to fight them with their knives to build up team spirit and forge working relationships instead of peddling drugs and stabbing each other. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted July 30, 2020 Report Share Posted July 30, 2020 20 hours ago, Ape™️ said: It fucking pains me to say it, but this comment gets a ‘like’. Do you shoot Ape? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted July 30, 2020 Report Share Posted July 30, 2020 28 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: Do you shoot Ape? Occasionally, but only clays. I sometimes shoot up a mixture of model helicopter glue and Tesco baked bean juice. Fuck off. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted July 30, 2020 Report Share Posted July 30, 2020 1 hour ago, Ape™️ said: Occasionally, but only clays. I sometimes shoot up a mixture of model helicopter glue and Tesco baked bean juice. Fuck off. Tell us about your holiday plans... Are you still furloughed ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted July 30, 2020 Report Share Posted July 30, 2020 3 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: Tell us about your holiday plans... Are you still furloughed ? Tell us about your hepatitis and HIV. Then, once you’ve done that, fuck off. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted July 30, 2020 Report Share Posted July 30, 2020 3 minutes ago, Ape™️ said: Tell us about your hepatitis and HIV. Then, once you’ve done that, fuck off. I don’t have either. I suspect you lost your deposit for your all-inclusive in Club Dago-grot.... I think your mental health is suffering as a result and you’ve resorted to exposing yourself in Tesco aisles to over 65’s... lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted July 30, 2020 Report Share Posted July 30, 2020 5 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: I don’t have either. I suspect you lost your deposit for your all-inclusive in Club Dago-grot.... I think your mental health is suffering as a result and you’ve resorted to exposing yourself in Tesco aisles to over 65’s... lol. Oh come on, you’re bound to have at least one of them. Tell us - it’s good to talk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 30, 2020 Report Share Posted July 30, 2020 1 hour ago, Ape™️ said: Oh come on, you’re bound to have at least one of them. Tell us - it’s good to talk. It's good to talk! Wasn't that that bald midget Bob Hoskins catchphrase in those old BT ads? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 30, 2020 Report Share Posted July 30, 2020 1 hour ago, Ape™️ said: Oh come on, you’re bound to have at least one of them. Tell us - it’s good to talk. All right lads? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 31, 2020 Report Share Posted July 31, 2020 11 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: It's good to talk! Wasn't that that bald midget Bob Hoskins catchphrase in those old BT ads? It was. Clive James once exposed Hoskins as a fake cockney, when he showed footage of a 20 something bob Hoskins talking with a posh accent at drama college. He was a total fake. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted July 31, 2020 Author Report Share Posted July 31, 2020 44 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: It was. Clive James once exposed Hoskins as a fake cockney, when he showed footage of a 20 something bob Hoskins talking with a posh accent at drama college. He was a total fake. Among the actors who paid tribute at his funeral were Stephen Fry, Samuel L. Jackson, and Helen Mirren, who said that "London will miss one of her best and most loving sons". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted July 31, 2020 Report Share Posted July 31, 2020 On 30/07/2020 at 08:28, Dawn Chorus said: I would put packs of lions on the rewilded moors and have them trained to sniff out and eat real and pretend ex public school oiks. Fucking hell! Have you two lovers had a little fall out? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted July 31, 2020 Author Report Share Posted July 31, 2020 13 minutes ago, King Billy said: Fucking hell! Have you two lovers had a little fall out? Fuck off and mind you own business misery guts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted July 31, 2020 Report Share Posted July 31, 2020 On 30/07/2020 at 17:49, Earl of Punkape said: Hyenas should be bred in huge numbers and allowed to run wild in Brent, Haringey and Tower Hamlets. Black youths and other gang members could train to fight them with their knives to build up team spirit and forge working relationships instead of peddling drugs and stabbing each other. Imagine what would happened during furlough. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted July 31, 2020 Report Share Posted July 31, 2020 30 minutes ago, Dawn Chorus said: Fuck off and mind you own business misery guts. I’ll take that as a yes then. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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