Cillian Murphy Posted July 31, 2020 Report Share Posted July 31, 2020 Long story, Ill keep it short, as most of you cunts dont have much attention span. I live very close to a crematorium, three maybe four times a day there is always a courtage (sp) driving down my road. Today, there was a funeral, I was driving behind, of course I stopped to let the funeral party go through. The Indian lady thanked me so much for stopping...and then comes the total cun t behind me, who gave me some verbal abuse said I should have run them down. Of course I said nothing (just keeping my gob shut) Against my better judgement I got out of my car and shouted "Have some respect"...and then it kicked off....two of them got out of their car and tried to give me a hard time. Indian Lady shouted to her extended family what hgappened. Four of the biggest ugliest fuckers that you have ever seen, picked them up (literatly) put them in their car and told them to fuck off. Big bloke in charge thanked me very much. Just a Dit No doubt Spunkage will have a comment Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 31, 2020 Report Share Posted July 31, 2020 7 minutes ago, Cillian Murphy said: Long story, Ill keep it short, as most of you cunts dont have much attention span. I live very close to a crematorium, three maybe four times a day there is always a courtage (sp) driving down my road. Today, there was a funeral, I was driving behind, of course I stopped to let the funeral party go through. The Indian lady thanked me so much for stopping...and then comes the total cun t behind me, who gave me some verbal abuse said I should have run them down. Of course I said nothing (just keeping my gob shut) Against my better judgement I got out of my car and shouted "Have some respect"...and then it kicked off....two of them got out of their car and tried to give me a hard time. Indian Lady shouted to her extended family what hgappened. Four of the biggest ugliest fuckers that you have ever seen, picked them up (literatly) put them in their car and told them to fuck off. Big bloke in charge thanked me very much. Just a Dit No doubt Spunkage will have a comment So it was an Indian takeaway then? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted July 31, 2020 Report Share Posted July 31, 2020 4 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: So it was an Indian takeaway then? Tandoori oven for the cremation? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 31, 2020 Report Share Posted July 31, 2020 24 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Tandoori oven for the cremation? Was the old lady the Naan do you think? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted July 31, 2020 Report Share Posted July 31, 2020 16 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Was the old lady the Naan do you think? A bit of Argy-Bhaji 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted July 31, 2020 Report Share Posted July 31, 2020 25 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Was the old lady the Naan do you think? Sound like Cillian met some cunts who were a bit gobi 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 31, 2020 Report Share Posted July 31, 2020 19 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Sound like Cillian met some cunts who were a bit gobi People need to be a bit more korma in these situations. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted July 31, 2020 Report Share Posted July 31, 2020 5 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: People need to be a bit more korma in these situations. If it gets nasty, I suggest they Dal the coppers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 31, 2020 Report Share Posted July 31, 2020 23 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: If it gets nasty, I suggest they Dal the coppers I've had enough. Nice to chaat, but must go Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted July 31, 2020 Report Share Posted July 31, 2020 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: So it was an Indian takeaway then? Doesn't really work does it? Though your heart is in the right place. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted July 31, 2020 Report Share Posted July 31, 2020 It's good barbecue weather. I've got a little pyre going in the back yard and wish I could throw White Cunt and Roadkill on it to keep it going. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted July 31, 2020 Report Share Posted July 31, 2020 14 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: It's good barbecue weather. I've got a little pyre going in the back yard and wish I could throw White Cunt and Roadkill on it to keep it going. Same cry baby rhetoric. Back in the day the vultures here would have had you opening you're veins within a week. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted July 31, 2020 Report Share Posted July 31, 2020 Was it their naan they were burying? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 31, 2020 Report Share Posted July 31, 2020 2 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Was the old lady the Naan do you think? Just now, King Billy said: Was it their naan they were burying? Billy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted July 31, 2020 Report Share Posted July 31, 2020 1 hour ago, ChildeHarold said: It's good barbecue weather. I've got a little pyre going in the back yard and wish I could throw White Cunt and Roadkill on it to keep it going. Keep that tyre going pal, we wouldn’t want to ruin the play time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted July 31, 2020 Report Share Posted July 31, 2020 1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said: Billy! I know. I spotted it 4 seconds after I hit the submit button. What can I say except “Fuck it.” 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted July 31, 2020 Report Share Posted July 31, 2020 20 minutes ago, King Billy said: I know. I spotted it 4 seconds after I hit the submit button. What can I say except “Fuck it.” If I was you I would say you've got a bit of sunstroke rather than admit that you've been a bit of a dozy cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted July 31, 2020 Report Share Posted July 31, 2020 49 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: If I was you I would say you've got a bit of sunstroke rather than admit that you've been a bit of a dozy cunt. I’d probably be more of a dozy cunt to have sat out in the sun getting fried to a crisp. On balance I’ll take “Fuck it.” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted July 31, 2020 Report Share Posted July 31, 2020 3 hours ago, White Cunt said: Keep that tyre going pal, we wouldn’t want to ruin the play time. Gibberish from a twat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted July 31, 2020 Report Share Posted July 31, 2020 7 hours ago, Cillian Murphy said: Long story, Ill keep it short, as most of you cunts dont have much attention span. I live very close to a crematorium, three maybe four times a day there is always a courtage (sp) driving down my road. Today, there was a funeral, I was driving behind, of course I stopped to let the funeral party go through. The Indian lady thanked me so much for stopping...and then comes the total cun t behind me, who gave me some verbal abuse said I should have run them down. Of course I said nothing (just keeping my gob shut) Against my better judgement I got out of my car and shouted "Have some respect"...and then it kicked off....two of them got out of their car and tried to give me a hard time. Indian Lady shouted to her extended family what hgappened. Four of the biggest ugliest fuckers that you have ever seen, picked them up (literatly) put them in their car and told them to fuck off. Big bloke in charge thanked me very much. Just a Dit No doubt Spunkage will have a comment "Big bloke in charge thanked me very much." Are you sure, with this sort of mental hallucination, you are safe to drive? Too many Shane Meadows movies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southerncunt Posted August 1, 2020 Report Share Posted August 1, 2020 10 hours ago, ChildeHarold said: "Big bloke in charge thanked me very much." Are you sure, with this sort of mental hallucination, you are safe to drive? Too many Shane Meadows movies. Just fuck off you dickhead. Fuck right off. You are pointless. Kill yourself. And I don’t say that lightly. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 1, 2020 Report Share Posted August 1, 2020 1 hour ago, southerncunt said: Just fuck off you dickhead. Fuck right off. You are pointless. Kill yourself. And I don’t say that lightly. Out of likes. IOU. You're joint best on here alongside the Rev. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southerncunt Posted August 1, 2020 Report Share Posted August 1, 2020 3 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Out of likes. IOU. You're joint best on here alongside the Rev. Ripped off. Thank you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 1, 2020 Report Share Posted August 1, 2020 8 minutes ago, southerncunt said: Ripped off. Thank you. Debt paid. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southerncunt Posted August 1, 2020 Report Share Posted August 1, 2020 9 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Debt paid. Man of your word, Eric. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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