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Cunts who jump in their cars on hot days and cause traffic chaos

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Just looking at the traffic reports and there's 15 mile jams on the M6 heading for Blackpool and 20 mile tailbacks on the M5 to name just two. Now I'm just trying to work out why the fuck would you think "Going to be a scorcher tomorrow. Let's drive down to (insert coastal shithole) for the day. How about it kids"?  Four hours later the cunt and his family are trapped in their metal box, sweating like Vannessa Feltz on a treadmill, kids moaning "How long to go daddy" and "I need to go pee pee mummy", cursing and calling all the other cunts that are stuck, "stupid cunts" because it didn't enter our cunts mind that thousands of other cunts thought exactly the same stupid fucking thing.  And when our hero arrives he joins the 3500+ other knights of the road, searching for a parking space because the 300 space car park filled up at 9am by 300+ "up and at 'em" smug bastards who are now slowly frying on the beach. 

Same goes for fucking idiots who go to theme parks on bank holidays and wonder why there's a 2 hour queues for all the decent rides.

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2 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said:

Just looking at the traffic reports and there's 15 mile jams on the M6 heading for Blackpool and 20 mile tailbacks on the M5 to name just two. Now I'm just trying to work out why the fuck would you think "Going to be a scorcher tomorrow. Let's drive down to (insert coastal shithole) for the day. How about it kids"?  Four hours later the cunt and his family are trapped in their metal box, sweating like Vannessa Feltz on a treadmill, kids moaning "How long to go daddy" and "I need to go pee pee mummy", cursing and calling all the other cunts that are stuck, "stupid cunts" because it didn't enter our cunts mind that thousands of other cunts thought exactly the same stupid fucking thing.  And when our hero arrives he joins the 3500+ other knights of the road, searching for a parking space because the 300 space car park filled up at 9am by 300+ "up and at 'em" smug bastards who are now slowly frying on the beach. 

Same goes for fucking idiots who go to theme parks on bank holidays and wonder why there's a 2 hour queues for all the decent rides.

Such predictable pleb mentality is quite the blessing when it comes to planning trips. We are hoping to spend a few days in Chelsea, which is rather deserted at the moment.

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2 hours ago, White Cunt said:

Such predictable pleb mentality is quite the blessing when it comes to planning trips. We are hoping to spend a few days in Chelsea, which is rather deserted at the moment.

Chelsea should be nuked from orbit. 

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6 minutes ago, Weary&Disgusted said:

But what crime has Chelsea committed to warrant thermonuclear death from above ?

Have you ever seen Made in Chelsea? Nuff said. 

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5 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said:

Just looking at the traffic reports and there's 15 mile jams on the M6 heading for Blackpool and 20 mile tailbacks on the M5 to name just two. Now I'm just trying to work out why the fuck would you think "Going to be a scorcher tomorrow. Let's drive down to (insert coastal shithole) for the day. How about it kids"?  Four hours later the cunt and his family are trapped in their metal box, sweating like Vannessa Feltz on a treadmill, kids moaning "How long to go daddy" and "I need to go pee pee mummy", cursing and calling all the other cunts that are stuck, "stupid cunts" because it didn't enter our cunts mind that thousands of other cunts thought exactly the same stupid fucking thing.  And when our hero arrives he joins the 3500+ other knights of the road, searching for a parking space because the 300 space car park filled up at 9am by 300+ "up and at 'em" smug bastards who are now slowly frying on the beach. 

Same goes for fucking idiots who go to theme parks on bank holidays and wonder why there's a 2 hour queues for all the decent rides.

Its been cloudy and fucking breezy in Torquay today.

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Just now, Dawn Chorus said:

Its been cloudy and fucking breezy in Torquay today.

I imagine your prolapsed anus ended up this way decades ago, Pen. If ever I visit Torquay, I'll be keeping a watchful eye for a Jackie Stallone-lookalike who's just stolen a battered saveloy from a chip shop.

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8 minutes ago, Dawn Chorus said:

Its been cloudy and fucking breezy in Torquay today.

I was hoping for a tsunami.

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18 minutes ago, Weary&Disgusted said:

But what crime has Chelsea committed to warrant thermonuclear death from above ?

Jose Mourhinio

Thick, talking in riddles, Portuguese cunt.

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11 minutes ago, Dawn Chorus said:

Its been cloudy and fucking breezy in Torquay today.

I'm going down there in a couple of weeks (chinky plague permitting) for a scuba diving stint.

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2 minutes ago, King Billy said:

Jose Mourhinio

Thick, talking in riddles, Portuguese cunt.

When he was at chelsea "fucking dago gobshite, cunt, arrogant wanker". Now he's at spurs "top man, messiah, the greatest"*

*my brother who's a spurs fan and a bit of a cunt. 

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4 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said:

When he was at chelsea "fucking dago gobshite, cunt, arrogant wanker". Now he's at spurs "top man, messiah, the greatest"*

*my brother who's a spurs fan and a bit of a cunt. 

‘Special One’ (Your brother, not Jose).

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6 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said:

Just looking at the traffic reports and there's 15 mile jams on the M6 heading for Blackpool and 20 mile tailbacks on the M5 to name just two. Now I'm just trying to work out why the fuck would you think "Going to be a scorcher tomorrow. Let's drive down to (insert coastal shithole) for the day. How about it kids"?  Four hours later the cunt and his family are trapped in their metal box, sweating like Vannessa Feltz on a treadmill, kids moaning "How long to go daddy" and "I need to go pee pee mummy", cursing and calling all the other cunts that are stuck, "stupid cunts" because it didn't enter our cunts mind that thousands of other cunts thought exactly the same stupid fucking thing.  And when our hero arrives he joins the 3500+ other knights of the road, searching for a parking space because the 300 space car park filled up at 9am by 300+ "up and at 'em" smug bastards who are now slowly frying on the beach. 

Same goes for fucking idiots who go to theme parks on bank holidays and wonder why there's a 2 hour queues for all the decent rides.

Wow the keyboard warrior is overheating. Calm down, calm down, it's only a one day event..."Dear" (Michael Winner I miss you!) 

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33 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said:

Wow the keyboard warrior is overheating. Calm down, calm down, it's only a one day event..."Dear" (Michael Winner I miss you!) 

When people start retaliating again, are you going to start crying about being picked on? 

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4 hours ago, White Cunt said:

Such predictable pleb mentality is quite the blessing when it comes to planning trips. We are hoping to spend a few days in Chelsea, which is rather deserted at the moment.

You obviously won’t fit in when you arrive but you will gradually gravitate towards the less fashionable places...

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1 hour ago, Wolfie said:

I imagine your prolapsed anus ended up this way decades ago, Pen. If ever I visit Torquay, I'll be keeping a watchful eye for a Jackie Stallone-lookalike who's just stolen a battered saveloy from a chip shop.

Idiot. 

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1 hour ago, Wolfie said:

I imagine your prolapsed anus ended up this way decades ago, Pen. If ever I visit Torquay, I'll be keeping a watchful eye for a Jackie Stallone-lookalike who's just stolen a battered saveloy from a chip shop.

I’m sure your anus has been surgically knitted into face based on your recent contributions....

lol.

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58 minutes ago, Frank said:

Idiot. 

I know there's some red-blooded male inside you, Frank.

 

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9 minutes ago, Wolfie said:

I know there's some red-blooded male inside you, Frank.

 

God knows who he is though.

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2 hours ago, King Billy said:

‘Special One’ (Your brother, not Jose).

He is a bit 'special'.  He loves going on the sunshine bus outings to the coast, but he keeps nicking the hats from outside the bucket and spade shops. 

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25 minutes ago, Wolfie said:

I know there's some red-blooded male inside you, Frank.

 

I should imagine theres been a few inside him over the years. 

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5 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said:

I'm going down there in a couple of weeks (chinky plague permitting) for a scuba diving stint.

Presumably a mask will be part of the normal outfit, you wouldn't want to scare the fish.

Fuck off.

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9 hours ago, Weary&Disgusted said:

What makes you say that ?  

Roman fucking Abramovic

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